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Taco Bell announces the Tripleupa will hit stores March 12th.

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Say goodbye to the Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries, and say hello to this monstrosity, the Chalupa Centipede Tripleupa
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Taco Bell Has a New 'Triplelupa', Which Is Exactly Like It Sounds

What hath man wrought!?
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The Triplelupa is made with nacho cheese on one end, chipotle on the other, and a combination of the two, cheesy chipotle, in the middle. It's served with double the amount of seasoned beef as a regular chalupa and features the chain's longest shell yet. It's definitely a mess waiting to happen.

The all-new menu item will hit participating restaurants nationwide starting on March 12 for a limited time, and they will set you back about $3.49 plus tax, depending on the location.

"We recognize and love the fandom that the chalupa has cultivated over the years, and it's why we want to bring our fans an all-new flavor and shell experience with the Triplelupa," said Kristine Futalan, Associate Manager of Research & Development at Taco Bell and lead product developer behind the Triplelupa.

"The Triplelupa's nationwide launch gives us the opportunity to celebrate the transformation of this beloved menu item, and we can't wait for everyone to taste this latest innovation."
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Lol! It's like a Subway sandwich taco belled
 

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This is my favorite fast food place but even I have to laugh at this. They know exactly that the demographic will eat absolutely fucking anything lol
 
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Their chulupa cutting machine fucked up and they gotta use up the stock?

Like what is even the point, this just makes every part of the process more of a pain than just ordering 3 seperate ones.
 
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Rumor has it, if you order this and the Chicken+Donuts at your local combination KFC and Taco Bell, you'll instantly get a heart attack.
 
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Seems they're being too self aware with this. (Take on the hyperbole of Taco Bell giving you the hell shits)? lin one end, out the other? lol)

This goes up with their "fourth meal" / "for the munchies" thing, I feel.


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Rumor has it, if you order this and the Chicken+Donuts at your local combination KFC and Taco Bell, you'll instantly get a heart attack.
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I've heard if you add four patty Big Mac, that meat thing from Arby's, the billion patty burger from Wendy's, the kfc chicken pizza, a double down and a large soda, you get an extra heart for free. And triple bypass surgery! (That's not free, though!)
 
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I gave up on Chalupas at Taco Bell because literally every single one I get looks like
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At least with other items they have the decency to hide the absence of meat by loading it with beans or cheese....
 
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I do love chalupas but they're only good if you're able to eat them immediately after they're made. A lukewarm soft chalupa shell is meh.

...still want to try this though
 
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That buffalo chicken burrito was pretty good, shame if they're getting rid of it.

This looks meh.
 
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I do appreciate that, at the very least, this weird and limited stuff they do is often on the cheap side.
 
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gdt said:
Rip my butthole
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nightstalker962 said:
More like triple diarrhea
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Fat4all said:
rip and tear until it is done
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jph139 said:
That was my gut reaction. The dotted line imagery doesn't help.
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Does Taco Bell give you (personally) any sort of gastrointestinal problems?

In nearly every single Taco Bell thread on this site, people are divided into two camps: those who say Taco Bell gives them constipation, the shits, or some other gastrointestinal problem, and those who have no clue what the first camp is talking about. I'm not gonna quote a million people, but...
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