Sabi and Vegeben: *claim to deconfirm huge swaths of characters*
Me, who's super cynical about the chances of any character but also honestly hasn't been taking any of the claims from either of them seriously since this whole thing started: "Well, honestly Doomslayer's pet rabbit being named Daisy is a more convincing argument in favor of him getting in than anything else that's been presented so far, unlike the usual cloud-gazing in screenshots this one had a deliberate framing and Sakurai loves making references. Not gonna jump out of my seat if it turns out he's not in either but-
Sabi and Vergeben: *lighting things on fire in the background as the masses run screaming in terror aflame*
Me, actively ignoring the entire scene and continuing on my tangent: -it would make sense for Sakurai to drop that kind of cheeky reference if there was intended to be a reveal by now, so if Captain Testosterone shows up at the Game Awards then we're all gonna look back at that screenshot in hindsight and go 'oh well that makes sense.'"