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Camjo-Z

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Oct 25, 2017
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"We ported one of the worst games in the franchise to modern platforms, better buy it if you want more!"

I mean it is the highest-rated Monkey Ball in the series after the original two and their various ports/compilations. If they really didn't give a crap they'd have given us an HD port of the 3DS game.
 

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bit of a bummer, banana blitz is almost certainly the worst monkey ball I've played. I have fonder memories of Super Monkey Ball Adventure than this one lol....i'd be all over either of the first 2 but idk if I would go for this at $40.....
 

Vivian-Pogo

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Jan 9, 2018
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Wouldn't Banana Blitz without motion control would be ridiculously easy unless the levels are changed up? The difficulty was derived almost entirely from the control scheme.
 

Baladium

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Apr 18, 2018
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So much Banana Blitz hate in here. Ya'll crazy. lol

This was a fantastic reboot of the series that was perfectly timed with the launch of a new multiplayer-focused console back in 2006, and now's as good a time as any to bring it back as a multi-platform release for modern consoles. It's almost shocking how much SEGA nailed the motion controls for being one of the very first Wii games to market. And now I get a chance to replay it all these years later with Joy-Cons that are many magnitudes more advanced than the Wiimote? HECK YEAH, GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
 

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May 19, 2018
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I never played this one, but after reading the wiki and watching a gameplay video, I would have much preferred a SMB 1+2 compilation.

The mini games seem very uninspired and heavily reliant on motion controls. I'm guessing this version is ditching the motion controls.

Here's hoping they include all of the mini games from the original two games.
 

AwakenedCloud

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Oct 27, 2017
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As someone who absolutely adores Monkey Ball, I can not FATHOM what type of being it takes to greenlight a re-release of this game over its two predecessors.
 

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Oct 27, 2017
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...seriously who asked for this?
ugh. i hate it. i got really excited over the possibility of getting remasters of the first two games but this? yuck.
 

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Imagine being given the budget to bring back the Super Monkey Ball franchise in a proper HD entry on modern platforms and choosing to remake fucking Banana Blitz
 
Oct 28, 2017
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So much this. Hard too.
Too hard. SMB Vita would have been a much better game with a SMB2 style story mode. A mode that let you tackle each stage one at a time without making you literally go back to stage 1 when you run out of lives. Made it super frustrating. Or hell, just the ability to unlock infinite continues like SMB1. The level design was good. But man was it unforgiving.
 

Delusibeta

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Oct 26, 2017
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...it's a remaster of the Wii version. Well, expectations lowered accordingly. At least it's not Super Monkey Ball Adventure.
 

Zippo

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Dec 8, 2017
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Also, sorry to disappoint y'all, but this is apparently the best selling Super Monkey Ball.

SMB 1 and 2 sold well but apparently, neither were million sellers. This one is, for some reason.
 

MaverickHunterAsh

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Oct 24, 2017
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I was going bananas about the idea of a new Super Monkey Ball game on the horizon... and then it turns out it's just an HD version of Banana Blitz. I mean, the original was okay, and I'll still get this, but god I wish it was either a brand-new mainline game or just HD remasters of SMB 1 and 2.

SEGA really slipped up here. It's going to take quite awhile to peel away the disappointment I'm feeling about this...
 

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is it just me or are they intentionally making "banana blitz" less prominent on the cover of the remaster compared to the original? it's in a MUCH smaller font compared to "super monkey ball".

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Klappdrachen

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Oct 26, 2017
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That was an awful trailer, but the new box art looks quite nice. Would have preferred 1 or 2 though.
 

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suddenly 30 bucks for katamari damacy reroll doesn't seem too much (ignoring the fact that it's a masterpiece and bana blitz is... not).
 

N75

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Oct 25, 2017
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is it just me or are they intentionally making "banana blitz" less prominent on the cover of the remaster compared to the original? it's in a MUCH smaller font compared to "super monkey ball".

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Probably because the Japanese version doesn't even use the original title and the international version is using its boxart. This whole release is weird.
 
Sep 28, 2018
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Fuck me... I love SMB... But why Banana Blitz?!


Pros of this game:
-Excellent Music
-Excellent Artstyle

Cons of this game:
-Level designs are weakest to compensate for the shittiness of the Wiimote (Don't @ me)
-Mini-games are more like Wiimote tech-demos rather than proper fun party games.

Monkey Target is particularly disappointing...

I'll buy it, but I hate how disconnected from the community the producers must be to think this was the best choice for a remake. Super Monkey Paw indeed.
 

Akumatica

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Oct 25, 2017
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An HD port of Deluxe with the best stages and mini-games from later entries in the series, along with unlockable characters from other Sega properties (Yakuza, Sonic, Billy Hatcher, Morgana, Ristar etc..) would have been amazing.

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Rodney McKay

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Oct 26, 2017
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Hated the game with the Wii Remote motion controls, but I might be willing to give it another shot with analog stick controls.

Maybe once it's discounted to $20 or so I'll jump on it.