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Step aside Edison, I think I found the greatest invention of all time

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It's a butt cushion that makes your butt bigger but also lets you fart more discreetly, truly we have peaked a species.
Bring on the apocalypse.
 
Lump

Lump

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These will lead someone to go "But I don't understand how this happened, I was wearing my fart nullification shorts"
 
Z-Beat

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Then you're on a date or with your SO and while you're making out they touch your but and scream at the fact that you ass is a predator mouth
 
Doggg

Doggg

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You laugh, but this is the invention that's going to save us from climate change.
 
maxxpower

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I've always wondered if people with big butts have more cushion for sitting for longer periods of time. I guess I should ask my wife.
 
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