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Which do you choose?

  • Pizza with pineapple

    Votes: 823 81.2%
  • Steak with ketchup

    Votes: 191 18.8%

  • Total voters
    1,014

Siresly

Prophet of Regret
Member
Oct 27, 2017
6,569
There is a threshold somewhere on the meat spectrum beyond McDonalds hamburger where ketchup stops adding and starts detracting.
A steak is definitely beyond.
 
Jul 1, 2020
6,529
Pineapple isn't exactly a topping that is high tier enough for a 1 topping pizza. It's more fit for a 2 or more topping pizza.
 

machine

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,805
When I lived in university dorms, if you ordered pizza everybody would wander into your room begging for a slice. I learned that nobody bothered if I ordered pineapple-jalapeno-anchovy pizza. Been loving it ever since. On the other hand, ketchup on pizza is an abomination.
 

BasilZero

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
36,343
Omni
Steak and ketchup but not like in the OP

Cut a steak piece and dip it in ketchup like it's fries šŸ˜‚

I would never eat something sweet like pineapple on pizza, yuck
 
Oct 29, 2017
13,470
Pineapple on pizza can be good, the sweet and savory combo.

Ketchup on steak is NEVER good. Ever. It's disrespectful to the cow that died to even think about doing it.
 

Raxus

Member
Oct 26, 2017
7,462
Ketchup on steak is always an insult. If you want toppings order lower grade meat.
 

Elandyll

Avenger
Oct 25, 2017
8,806
Pineapple pizza is great, ketchup is terrible on pretty much anything.
So... pretty easy choice.
 

reaganstein

Member
Dec 13, 2017
634
Pineapple and ham on pizza absolutely rules.

I'm all about good steak sauces/condiments but ketchup has no business being near a steak (I do enjoy ketchup on most things).
 

Cth

The Fallen
Oct 29, 2017
1,808
whynotboth.gif

Gun to my head, pineapple on pizza.. steak by itself is great
 

Nacho

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,108
NYC
pineapple on pizza not even close. I dont get people's issue with it. Sweet and savory. It's not an all the time thing but sometimes it hits right.

Ketchup on steak is just covering up a good flavor with a lot of sugar (assuming its a good steak).
 

Retromess

Teyvat Traveler
Member
Nov 9, 2017
2,039
as much as I hate pizza with pineapple for fouling up one of humanity's best accomplishments....

Ketchup is disgusting 100% of the time. Pineapple is gross, but mixed well enough into things I can see the appeal. Ketchup is just disgusting, and it ruining steak is more of a food crime, IMO.

I also imagine the steak would be well done, too, which is like... why not just eat a hockey puck slathered in ketchup at that point.
 

Xe4

Member
Oct 25, 2017
10,295
Even if it's shit steak, pretty much any steak sauce would be 1000x better than fucking ketchup, wtf.
Pineapple on pizza is good, though I understand why some might not like it (hot + cold may be weird to some).
 

emperor bohe

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,544
pizza with pineapple is tasty (admittedly took me a long time to realize this).

ketchup with steak is an abomination of an idea. i also dislike ketchup in general so yeah..
 

Swiggins

was promised a tag
Member
Apr 10, 2018
11,445
Pizza w/ Pineapple is a legitimate choice that's been memed on forever. It's sweet and savory, it's delicious.

Ketchup on steak is an abomination and a waste of good steak.
 

GMT Master

Member
Oct 3, 2019
668
Both are crimes against humanity, but ketchup is the condiment of the unwashed masses.

Pineapple on pizza is just for people with bad taste.
 

thediamondage

Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,242
while i generally don't eat it you can put high quality pineapple on a great pizza and it'll taste amazing.

ketchup on steak is basically in the case you have extremely cheap meat which may be bad so has to be overcooked (well done) to prevent getting sick, and ketchup adds some flavor to flavorless, burnt meat. so yeah, easy choice, pineapple every time.

what would be REALLY bad is shitty $1 frozen pizza made with ketchup instead of tomato sauce, well done steak instead of pepperoni, and then pineapple on top of it
 

Vex

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,213
I can't believe this poll. Y'all never had a steak burger? Jeez. Pineapple on pizza is way more abnormal by default.
 

Auros01

Avenger
Nov 17, 2017
5,504
I'm not real big on steak these days and ketchup is my least favorite condiment... so.... yeah. Hard pass on that combo.

Pineapple on pizza is great, though.
 

Ernest

Member
Oct 25, 2017
7,460
So.Cal.
If your steak is too dry, make another steak - failing that, melt butter on it, don't drowse it with a sugar-tomato paste!
 

Vex

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,213
I'm certain that pineapple pizza is a lot more common than whatever a "steak burger" is
Where are you from why a steak burger isn't common? Wot?

Steak and shake
Wayback burgers
Smash burger
Burger King
...most burger joints

All have steak burgers. Burgers typically have ketchup on them.
 

Deleted member 6263

User requested account closure
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
9,387
Pineapple as a single topping pizza isn't recommended, but I guess it's tolerable. It's still a good blend of sweet and savory. Steak w/ ketchup fits the same bill, I suppose, but on a good steak it feels insulting to the cow that died.
 

Begaria

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,664
I love Pineapple on pizza, but even if you don't, could just pick it off.

G'luck scraping 'chup off that steak tho
 

nampad

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,238
I like pineapple on pizza and dislike ketchup on steak but a steak with ketchup is still a steak and so vastly superior to the pineapple pizza.
The steak needs to be medium rare or medium at the most though.