Star Wars Tweets to Mark Hamill: "Oh hi, Mark"

[MouldyK]

The King Responds!

 

[Bushido]

Shoutout to Mark.

 

[vixolus]

😐

 

[adj_noun]

Cast Wiseau as sequel trilogy era Elan Sleazebaggano.

 

[Sectorseven]

How's his sex life?

 

[Khanimus]

"So how's your sex life?"

 

[NealMcCauley]

How's his sex life?

Click to shrink...

Non-canonical

 

[Temascos]

"Keep your stupid midichlorians in your pocket!"

 

[Dyle]

Somehow I have breast cancer

 

[Laserbeam]

Twitter

 

[Zeliard]

This is the crossover I never knew I wanted

because I don't

 

[Serpens007]

I did not hit Ben, that's bullshit, I did not

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

"So how's your sex life?"

Click to shrink...

"So how's your Sith life?"

 

[Aiqops]

Tommy Wiseau as Darth Plagueis.

 

[Tathanen]

😶

 

[The_Iceman2288]

Somehow I have breast cancer

Click to shrink...

We don't talk enough about the fact that "Somehow, Palpatine returned" was written by the same guy that gave us "Save Martha".

 

[Carmelozi]

Shoutout to Mark.

Click to shrink...

 

[Ryuelli]

This is the crossover I never knew I wanted

because I don't

Click to shrink...

I do though.

 

[SoleSurvivor]

Oh hi doggie.

 

[L Thammy]

Tommy Wiseau in Star Fox 64

Watch "The Tommy Wi-Show"!! http://youtu.be/Nxp83CimT0wA very quick edit of Tommy Wiseau from "The Tommy Wi-Show: Episode 1" in place of Peppy from "Star Fox...

www.youtube.com

 

[Deleted member 24052]

We don't talk enough about the fact that "Somehow, Palpatine returned" was written by the same guy that gave us "Save Martha".

Click to shrink...

Why did you say that name?

 

[Zeliard]

Tommy Wiseau in Star Fox 64

Watch "The Tommy Wi-Show"!! http://youtu.be/Nxp83CimT0wA very quick edit of Tommy Wiseau from "The Tommy Wi-Show: Episode 1" in place of Peppy from "Star Fox...

www.youtube.com

Click to shrink...

Now this I can get behind.

 

[Lucas M. Thomas]

Disney+ Old Luke series. Completely without dialogue. Six episodes of nothing but him living alone on that water planet, grumpily going about his day-to-day routine and drinking green milk.

 

[Doggg]

I did nawt her I did nawt

 

[lunarworks]

Star Wars: The Cringe Awakens

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

Somehow I have breast cancer

Click to shrink...

"Genetics. Radiation. Secrets only the Sith knew."

 

[ezekial45]

I genuinely think Tommy Wisseau as a side-character in a cantina or something would be a lot of fun.

 

[Hollywood Duo]

Wiseau is a better actor than Hayden and a better writer than Lucas

 

[Veelk]

When the sequels were still happening, it was my opinion that Disney should have hired Tommy Wiseau to do Holiday Special 2. Missed opportunity.

 

[The_jMag]

Feared bounty hunter Chris R looking for Han Solo

 

[odiin]

If Kathleen Kennedy doesn't let Tommy Wiseau write, direct, star, and produce Star Wars Episode X then she's a goddamn coward.

 

[Zeliard]

I genuinely think Tommy Wisseau as a side-character in a cantina or something would be a lot of fun.

Click to shrink...

He's already a Men in Black alien so it would be an easy fit

 

[GDGF]

Wiseau will show up as a Disney + Star Wars show character actor in time.

I can feel it.

 

[Sign My Guestbook!]

 

[S1kkZ]

If Kathleen Kennedy doesn't let Tommy Wiseau write, direct, star, and produce Star Wars Episode X then she's a goddamn coward.

Click to shrink...

Script cant be worse than episode 9.

 

[Zeliard]

Script cant be worse than episode 9.

Click to shrink...

oh hi Sheev

 

[Gunny T Highway]

Feared bounty hunter Chris R looking for Han Solo

Click to shrink...

I legit forgot how much it looks like he does not want to be there.

 

[Rosebud]

"Somehow, Palpatine returned"

Click to shrink...

It gets me every time

 

[Paroni]

I genuinely think Tommy Wisseau as a side-character in a cantina or something would be a lot of fun.

Click to shrink...

"Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you."

 

[Walter White Walker]

What a story, Mark.

 

[Kinthey]

I genuinely think Tommy Wisseau as a side-character in a cantina or something would be a lot of fun.

Click to shrink...

"Woah, this alien puppet looks so lifelike"

 

[Slayven]

I wonder if he would do a cameo voice on Lower Decks?

 

[Nida]

I'll never forget The Room airing on Adult Swim. Such an incredibly terrible movie.

 

[Waffles]

"Hi."
"Can I help you?"
"Yea can I have passage to the Alderaan system, please?"
"Oh hi Obi, I didn't know it was you."
"That's me. How much is it?"
"That'll be 10,000."
"Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggy."
"You're my favorite Jedi."

 

[Aurc]

I'm fed up with this world!

 

[h0tp0ck3t]

Feared bounty hunter Chris R looking for Han Solo

Click to shrink...

WHERE'S MY MONEY HAN!

 

[SixPointEight]

Anyway how's your sexlife?

 

[Amnixia]

Please just let the past die. Get rid of it, kill it if you must.

 

[SixPointEight]

"I did not kill her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not!"

 

[HK-48]

I hate brands on twitter so much