I'll stick with Rise of Skywalker's ending, it was great!
It was an ending. It certainly ended. There were credits.
oh yeah lol, completely forgot Matt Smith was supposed to be in this
The writing process for Star Wars films is complicated. I believe Lucas intended for each episode to be able to work on its own but also be part of a larger story
This is almost exactly how I feel about the ST. Most sane post in here.I have to say even though TROS feels like a 4 hour movie crammed into half the time and definitely has an air of fan fiction with the writing at times, overall I enjoyed this trilogy a lot. That really comes down to one very important thing for me:
Rey and Kylo
I think their relationship through all 3 films is magnetic. Any scene they are in together is only bested by the chemistry of Han / Leia in the original. A lot of TROS doesn't deserve its fan moments because it just kind of drops them on you but the scene on the ruined death star where she stabs and healed him and he saw Han and said the same words he used to kill him but only to redeem himself yeah I got a bit teery eyed. Then with Rian setting up this connection that is so strong between them that they can cross space it had a great payoff at the end with the lightsaber hand off. I have a lot of issues with the films overall and think at times they are bumbling messes but I enjoyed them so much more than the prequels and am excited for whatever else comes next.
This part was explained. Poe told the ships to immediately go fly in-between the Star Destroyers, so that they would be too close for the Star Destroyers to fire back (the Star Destroyers would be hitting each other)
I mean, same difference. The point is, Snokes are just bodies that Palpatine controls. They could be his clones and just made to look differently so that he's not recognized. After all, Snoke looks more like an elongated and distorted human than actual alien, so he might be. But even if he is just a different being that Palpatine is using, it's the same thing, just a body for him to control. So it's HIS clone, whether or not it's his genes.Yes, a jar of Snoke clones. The Snoke we saw in the previous films was a clone of other Snokes. Not a clone of Palpatine or anyone famous.
My thoughts too.Luke got fucking shafted so, so badly in this trilogy. That'll forever be the biggest issue I have with it. They destroyed Luke Skywalker.
So they gutted the Extended Universe for this pile of steaming shit trilogy. Wow, really wow...
A popular Nabooian delicacy. Palpatine used Sith magic to bring one to life as a joke, and the rest is history.
So they gutted the Extended Universe for this pile of steaming shit trilogy. Wow, really wow...
Let's try to remember the absolute worst part of this film:
Luke motherfucking Skywalker makes the ultimate sacrifice, to be the spark that ignites the fire to burn down the First Order... and it gets no response.
Lando Calrissian goes on a joyride in the Millenium Falcon and half of the fucking galaxy shows up.
Fucking JJ.
The EU was never canon anyway and if Lucas had made these movies it would all have been tossed anyway.So they gutted the Extended Universe for this pile of steaming shit trilogy. Wow, really wow...
A friend of mine mentioned this but does the timeline for Palpatine even having kids check out?
Did he just bang a random Sith loyalist and have a son right before Return of the Jedi took place?
JJ, seemed too occupied with trying to fix the perceived wrongs of TLJ and making vocal fans happy. Scenes just seemed like something checked off a list of things he needed to do.So I had seen it late last night and was too tired to voice to many thoughts, but here are some
Overall, I'd give it a 6.5ish/10. Looked nice, made little sense, was just fanservice and apologies
- The first scene has Kylo randomly killing hooded people. I don't get why his lightsaber seemed to dismember at times, but couldn't cut through a torso
- The first, maybe half, of the movie seems like a disjointed mess. They just seem to be hopping from location to location and, maybe it's just me, but a lot of scenes seemed unusually terse. Like they were always in mid conversation or cut off slightly before they should have been. Just really bizarre editing
- Poe is always made out to be a star pilot, but there seems to be the implication Rey is better at piloting the Falcon than him? I guess she's more familiar with it
- It was too little too late in trying to get the whole group to go on adventures together. There was a lot of implied chemistry that unfortunately wasn't shown in the previous 2 movies, aside from Finn and Rey (because she continues to be the only person he truly cares about)
- The scene with Rose was so disrespectful. It almost seemed like they were going in for a kiss and then nope. And then Finn is like "Hey, wanna go on an adventure with us?" and she's like "Nah, the director says I can for plot reasons". Okay...a pathetic acquiescence to trolls/racists
- I joked with a friend they seemed to be trying to pass some "Black Bechdel" test because the black characters kind of only talked to one another and then the ex-Stormtrooper girl randomly talking to Lando at the end because...🤷🏽♂️
- I appreciate them trying to incorporate Carrie Fisher into the movie, but it was so jarring. You could tell she wasn't there and that it was just random clips of her saying mysterious things and characters responding. I wish they had done something better. Maybe implied that her "space walk" in TLJ had secretly done more damage to her body than they thought and that she was slowly dying and had that done earlier in the movie
- The Knights of Ren were fucking trash. Kylo dispatched them easier than Snoke's random guards. I don't even know what they were doing skulking around the whole movie. I think their one accomplishment was capturing Chewie off screen? I get Palp wanted Rey to be brought in alive, but why weren't the Knights killing other Resistance members?
- Finn being force sensitive, holding a lightsaber for a few minutes, and then doing nothing again? Fuck you, JJ
- OGs knife was probably the worst mcguffin I've seen in a recent movie. Also did anyone think it was dumb that it's use, aside from the translation, ended up requiring it to be seemingly arbitrarily lined up with the ruins of the Death Star? I could get it having sith writing, but what if the Death Star had randomly degraded from, you know, constantly being buffeted by crazy waves for decades? The knife would've become useless
- I actually didn't mind Rey having all these crazy force powers. She had the books, she was doing training. I think they made way more sense than her being a better lightsaber fighter than Kylo ever did. I wish they had done more with her accidentally using dark side powers when super emotional. I think that should have been something that had been recurring throughout the trilogy, not just tossed in her because she was Sheev's granddaughter
- I also loved the force bond between Kylo and Rey. I wish it was better..."realized", but I thought it was cool when it was particularly strong they could physically exchange things. I joked JJ must've watched FLCL because it was like NO
- I called Kylo dying saving Rey by giving his life force. It was so obvious it was going to happen when she was "dead" after Palpatine had drained her and Kylo was knocked off screen. Plus it gave him his redemption. I guess it was better than him full on turning good. He always did have a draw to Rey so I feel like him doing something good for her wasn't out of character
- Them kissing at the end was ewww
- I have to hand it to JJ. After Starkiller base I thought "How will you top the deathstar 3? How much more star deathy can you get?" and him attaching their lasers to Star Destroyers? Bravo JJ. You proved the unimaginative hack I knew you could be
- Luke's force ghost seemed to have a completely different character from his TLJ character. It was jarring
- I didn't get the Final Order. Like who was piloting all those Star Destroyers? I always thought it was weird the FO was seemingly more powerful than the Empire despite not being as large, but not it seems they secretly were? Also I don't get why they didn't just attack if they had all those resources just there laying in wait. Why did Snoke need Kylo or Rey? Just to carry on the sith?
- Was Snoke just a puppet? We saw vats of other bodies. I thought it was implied his face was damaged fighting Luke (in a comic or something), but it seemed like they were all fucked up
This was literally the plot of the first two movies. Just completely discarded in this.Let's try to remember the absolute worst part of this film:
Luke motherfucking Skywalker makes the ultimate sacrifice, to be the spark that ignites the fire to burn down the First Order... and it gets no response.
Lando Calrissian goes on a joyride in the Millenium Falcon and half of the fucking galaxy shows up.
Fucking JJ.
I joked with a friend they seemed to be trying to pass some "Black Bechdel" test because the black characters kind of only talked to one another and then the ex-Stormtrooper girl randomly talking to Lando at the end because...🤷🏽♂️
I feel like when as your processing what happened, you start to realize how incredibly shafted Rey was. Possibly more than any other character.
For one, she has no real story here. I'm copy and pasting from earlier, but I think this is my most significant observation of the film so far. Framing Rey's conflict as a choice when it's basically just one side telling her to be an evil bastard while the other one is saying "No, don't do that, be a nice person" highlights how fucking asinine this movie is.
In TLJ, we had a conflict between Rey and Kylo Ren where Kylo Ren offered her a partnership, which she rejected. Except, you could see how this was tempting to her because she just got massively disillusioned about the legacy of Luke and Kylo is someone she's made a genuine empathetic connection with while she spent the entire movie alone with grumpy luke who was only a disappointment to her. Kylo Ren's hand, in that circumstance, was something actually tempting because he was offering to be her family, which she desperately wanted. And it's to her credit that she turned that away because she could see that Kylo Ren was still an unhealthy, unstable person who would abuse this power. And there's a lot going on Kylo Ren's front too, but just focusing on Rey....
What the fuck do we have in TRoS? "Granddaughter, take your place as empress palpatine" "What? I don't want a throne. I never did. I'm the Jon Snow in this franchise here." "Grand daughter, strike me down so I can turn into a spirit and take over your body so I can rule from within" "WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?!" "It's in your blooooood" Litearlly the only reason she even considers it is because she's afraid that Palpatine's forces will kill her friends, but this like this is a false choice since if she does kill him and he takes over, he'll kill or subjegate her friends anyway. And even if she didn't, it's not a choice with internal character drama, it's just "Do what I want or your friends die" coercive threat.
It's genuinely hard to process that anybody, critic of TLJ or not, would regard this as a situation on par with the one set up in the last Jedi. There's no choice here because Rey doesn't want any of this. She doesn't want to be evil, she doesn't want palpatine, she's just a matter of her being strong armed into acquissing to something she doesn't want under threat. Rey's just plainly a good girl whose being told she has to do a bad thing, and the resolution to that is she doesn't because the fleet ends up being able to take care of itself long enough for Rey to kill Palpatine. Her actual character, her wants and desires, they're almost irrelevant except for the fact that she doesn't want to be a fucking monster. And because she doesn't want to be a monster, all the Jedi basically bail her out of her crisis so she can kill palpatine without him taking over, and that's the end of the movie.
And it only gets worse when you realize how stupidly this conflict is set up. Like, Palpatine's ultimatum for Rey is either kill him (in which case he wins because he'll take over her body and kill everyone) or else leave him be and he uses the force lightning storm to kill her friends (in which case he'll win because all his enemies are dead). All he needs to do is keep up the force lightning, but he just stops and starts attacking Rey, who reflects the lightning back on him which technically doesn't count as her killing him so he can't take over her body.
Three movies...for this. A stupid "Be evil for no reason!" conflict that ends with her killing a guy who was dead for 40 years, through some arbitrary loophole, as all her abiltiies are explained as being outside her control. Oh, and top it off, she never wins any fights on her own anymore either. Her fight with Kylo Ren at the Death Star ended in her favor only because froze up Kylo Ren and she only beat Palpatine because she was "All the Jedi".
What else is there? Her kiss with Kylo Ren is wierd because they share parental figures. And she takes up the Skywalker name by visiting Tattooine, a place of no significance to literally any character, including Luke, so she can bury their lightsabers there, but take up their name. Because she's not valid if she's not a skywalker.
Jesus christ, poor Rey.
Ochi is a "Jedi hunter"/Sith loyalist who Sheev, who must have been alive since at least 15 ABY or so, sent out to capture his granddaughter. He found Rey's parents on Jakku but they sold (!!) their daughter to Unkar Plutt to protect her, then he captured them and took off in his ship (even though Rey was standing RIGHT THERE YELLING AT THE SHIP TO COME BACK). When he couldn't get the parents to speak about Rey's whereabouts, he killed them with his ceremonial dagger, which he had specifically carved to visually demonstrate the location of Sheev's Wayfinder within the wreckage of the Death Star if you hold the dagger up at a certain angle and stand on a certain spot of land. For some reason. He also inscribed on the dagger in the Sith runes the coordinates to find the DSII pieces. He then went to Pasaana, for some reason, and Luke and Lando were chasing him presumably because he's a Jedi hunter and he knew the way to Exegol, which they wanted to find for reasons, but he died when he stepped into quicksand outside his parked ship and got eaten by a snake.
Ashes to ashesRemember how the film introduces lightspeed skipping at the start and then never brings it up again. Yeah, that TROS in a nutshell.
Setups with zero payoff.
I still remember the days when jumping in/out of lightspeed actually required some prep so as not to jump out in the middle of somethingRemember how the film introduces lightspeed skipping at the start and then never brings it up again. Yeah, that TROS in a nutshell.
Setups with zero payoff.
It was revealed in a cut scene from the leaks. Black people are more rare than JediApparently, according to the Star Wars visual dictionary for this, Lando is her father. :/
You mean like 4 years ago in TFA? A movie that JJ also made?I still remember the days when jumping in/out of lightspeed actually required some prep so as not to jump out in the middle of something
Apparently, according to the Star Wars visual dictionary for this, Lando is her father. :/
I mean, to be fair
The Extended Universe was also mostly a pile of steaming shit, with a few exceptions.
All apart of JJs master plan for the trilogy of course.I also dont understand how Poe turns to Rey and says: "We need you up there, you are the best pilot we have!" like... what the fuck? I imagine Rey never flew a ship while in Jakku, then she flies the Millenium Falcon a bit and now she is better than Poe, a guy that destroyed 14 tie fighters in like one minute during TFA?
They did send out a bunch of tie fighters. Just wasn't enough.They have 10,000 ships! Who gives a fuck if there is some friendly fire? They just sat there and let the Rebels win.
BossAttack I'm trying to find all the thread highlights for you, but I'm gonna be honest, it's been a haze of hilarity and shitposting interspersed with incredulity, disappointment and tears.
But here's probably the most substantial thing I've said about the film:
BossAttack I'm trying to find all the thread highlights for you, but I'm gonna be honest, it's been a haze of hilarity and shitposting interspersed with incredulity, disappointment and tears.
But here's probably the most substantial thing I've said about the film:
Here's possibly the funnest summary of a specific plot point I've seen:
Link to Essay: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32504876
I think he says you're the best fighter we have, implying she needs to stop training and get her saber into gearI also dont understand how Poe turns to Rey and says: "We need you up there, you are the best pilot we have!" like... what the fuck? I imagine Rey never flew a ship while in Jakku, then she flies the Millenium Falcon a bit and now she is better than Poe, a guy that destroyed 14 tie fighters in like one minute during TFA?
I thought of that too. It made me wonder if he wasn't just a random droid that Anakin fixed or if he was a custom build one. This movie made me think the former, while I always assumed it was the latterAmazing.
Also, something my brother brought up. Why can't Threepio read Sith text. He says it's against his programming as if he came off a factory line imprinted with old Republic standardized programming. But he wasn't, ANAKIN BUILT HIM BY HAND. Did child Anakin program that into him for no reason?
Yeah, but that was story starter JJ, not story ender JJ. They aren't the same people
Obviously Bail Organa put him on stock firmware.Amazing.
Also, something my brother brought up. Why can't Threepio read Sith text. He says it's against his programming as if he came off a factory line imprinted with old Republic standardized programming. But he wasn't, ANAKIN BUILT HIM BY HAND. Did child Anakin program that into him for no reason?
Amazing.
Also, something my brother brought up. Why can't Threepio read Sith text. He says it's against his programming as if he came off a factory line imprinted with old Republic standardized programming. But he wasn't, ANAKIN BUILT HIM BY HAND. Did child Anakin program that into him for no reason?
So you hope they get more movies just to make people mad? Why? This is so petty for no reasonI hope RJ and JJ get their own trilogies so the fanbase implodes.