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Star Wars EP.9 Story Rumor/Leak So Far (Spoilers obviously) (Now with poll!)
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Sheev is responsible for creating his own grand-daughter'shusband/midichlorian baby daddy.
Me too. Ironically.
I have a feeling when people see that, there will be groans
Even more baffling is the people who staunchly defend it and act like having a coherent plan before starting a new trilogy in a series with as much baggage as Star Wars is an unreasonable notion.
Amazing how terribly trashy this sounds. I guess I could get drunk and watch this.
but hopefully we get an awesome lightsaber fight like when he fought Yoda
Serisouly. Rey's mother/father (Palpatine's child) would be insanely powerful with the Force and probably a major player in the galaxy. But I guess they're just ignored?
Would have been smarter to just have had Palps say something like "Did you ever wonder who gave you the abilities you have? It is not a coincidence that you are before me now, girl." Just have it so that Sheev picked a random kid and guided her powers over time, much like Anakin (kind of).
You know, talent sometimes skips a generation and so on. Sheev probably created/conceived them in hopes to get someone like Anakin but they turned out to be a complete flop. Maybe they were the Muggle equivalent of the Star Wars universe?
This spoiler thread is so fun. It's like knowing about a firey train crash before it happens.
Can we all take a moment of silence and contemplate Sheev Palpatine having sex? Just 60 seconds is all I ask
How does this premise work when literally everyone in Ben's family would have told him that Anakin was Darth Vader?
Didn't he have mistresses in the old EU? That was something I could have done without.
In the Disney era we see that certain Jedi have entirely unique abilities to themselves.
Ben's seems to be the healing
Ezra's was a connection to animals
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this is my plan now, thanks
I really enjoy camp Flash Gordon sci fi trash, so the signs so far are good
He must really want a jar jar avatar. JJ could shit in a microwave and it would get 80+ on RT.
No matter how much this movie drops the ball on the lore, it's reasonable to expect it to stick the landing on cinematography, acting, effects, music, etc. It's going to be much like TFA where the moment-to-moment action and feels are excellent, with the structure of the world only falling apart if you sit there and think about it for too long. It's going to be carried on a competent execution.
This is the only feasible answer. Sheev had a kid, which he would probably only do if he thought it would mean creating someone more powerful than Anakin (who lost too many midichlorians), but the Force pulled a prank on him and left his kid a squib. So the child fled and ended up having their own child later in life, Rey, who Sheev found out about and wanted to capture.
This trilogy has made me sick of this time period. Beyond whatever shows they have planned that are contained within the same years from the PT to ST, I hope the movies going forward explore a time far ahead or before this basura.
Exactly.
People here need to step away from the computer with "worse than the prequels" hot takes.
I reckon they're going to go back, way back.
extended universe has been hammering home 'ancient sith' shit for yonks now, seems like the folk at Lucasfilm enjoy that area. I expect a KOTOR-like 'product' somewhere down the line.
The cinematogrphay and CGI effects have never been a problem with these movies. There's too much money being poured into them for that kind of stuff to not be up to par.
I just realized out of the 9 movies there really is 3 good movies and 1 mega enjoyable movie. The OT and RoTS everything else is just basura.
And while that would be cool, these movies have done a lot of damage with my excitement regarding any type of Star Wars-related material that takes place before it. Everything feels more pointless because of how unsatisfying it is.
I don't imagine Sheev fucking like a typical person. To me, he'd fuck just the way they do in Demolition Man.
Money doesn't fix things if it is spent on a shit director and a shit cinematography team. See the Hobbit Trilogy.
Because Rey is a Skywalker.
Ben figuratively rises out of the darkness, Rey adopts the Skywalker name.
I'm fine with the adoption angle. It fits with George adopting his children.
I've been rewatching ROTS clips and not even Ian McDiarmid can save his scenes, no matter how hard he's trying.
The "it's treason then" spin isn't even funny bad.
maybe the real skywalkers were the friends we made along the way
Some skywalkers were certainly risen when big daddy palps decided to spawn a heir.
Its the least they could do after entirely destroying everything about them in this trilogy. Its hilarious what a bunch of jobbers the skywalkers are now that this series is over.
Episode 3 has a lot of great parts, but they're better in meme form than actually watching the movie. It's just so poorly shot that even the funny/interesting stuff just makes you sleepy.
Peter jackson is shit now? He made lotr and one of his movies won 11 oscars.
Budget doesn't mean the cinematography and cgi will be good. The prequels have trash cinematography outside of moments here and there.
Yeah. The prequels are unwatchable. Atrocious acting, pacing, writing, and visuals. The action has no weight at all outside of the TPM Maul fight. The entire thing feels like a student film with expensive cgi.
The ST has none of these problems aside from debatable comparisons with the writing.
This movie gave me the fucking amazing new soldiers of Battlefront 2. So I forgive you king.
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Caphex Spy is my boy.
Because it is bait. And people are going to walk into the trap.
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