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Star trek TNG is surprisingly horny
- Thread starter julia crawford
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Or the 100 scènes in which T'Pol helps Tucker to relax by rubbing him everywhere while she almost bursts out of her nightwearJust wait until you watch Enterprise with its decontamination rub downs.
You'd dare stand in the way of progress
Human progress has been one long journey with the end goal of being able to fuck ourselves
Well then we better have an Interstellar plan to seed another planet cause we're fucking doomed.
blaze of glory
the aliens who discover the ruins of our civilisation will know this was a planet of gods
Star Trek: Lower Decks is answering this question vividly.
One has to read in comfort without any restraints.
There's also that episode where Wesley almost gets put to death for being a boring vanilla on a sex party planet.
There's also that episode where Wesley almost gets put to death for being a boring vanilla on a sex party planet.
No one has mentioned Picard's action outfit.
Most of what I've gotten from this thread is that Riker is incapable of sitting down or getting out of a chair normally even if he is sitting the right way around.
So can you just walk in on someone while they are on the Holodeck? Geordi went in while Barclay was in there running his creepy ass program.
It'd just end up with the Ferengi making bank off of waifu simulators.
They should totally swap tops.
Oops, there I go being horny on main again.
This episode is _horrible_, since its both an Alexander and Luxwuanna Troi episode, but there's a fairly nude body painted dancer that really seems out of place for TNG.
I have to assume the reason you can even override the safety protocols is that the holodeck needs to sterilize itself after each use.
It's amazing how they got that passed the censors. I mean all she has is a little strategically placed mud covering up the goodie bits. And this was in syndication on during daylight. They didn't even show that much skin in the episodes where Troi and her mother are actually nude. (Either a Betazoid wedding or that episode where the Ferengi kidnap them)
That said, the only good Alexander episode is Fistful of Datas. I don't even care. I love it.
and its a scene all about enjoying skinny dipping with a young boy!
An old woman and a young boy naked in a mud bath while a naked painted lady dances around them.
I just watched an episode where Riker literally just stared at a woman until she fell in love with him. It is pretty ridiculous.
The holodeck is probably cleaned by doing the opposite of summoning matter into existence. Which means, while the clean cycle is running, the door must be seriously locked so it doesn't accidentally derez any people. I bet nothing could interrupt that lock.
Nah, Riker is all about consent my friend.
Riker's Consent Fetish
Commander William Riker, the most sexually promiscuous Enterprise (and perhaps Starfleet) officer, is, perhaps appropriately, the one most concerned with consent in sexual activities. This was crystallized in the episode "The Vengeance Factor" (S3E09) when Riker was unable to engage in sexual...greatestgen.fandom.com
I've been working my way through The Greatest Generation and this made me smile. Thank you
And on-topic, yeah watching TNG as a kid definitely shaped my, uh, development. Tasha Yar is solely responsible for my short hair fetish
A hologram janitor mops it up.
Of course, knowing Star Trek, that hologram is sentient.
"What is my purpose?"
"You mop up Riker's jizz"
S1? Beverly's encounter with Lovense candles was in S7.
This episode is such shit, but I really want to hear the director trying to tell Gates McFadden to act like she is orgasming without actually saying it.
Frakes directed it. I would bet he used the word "orgasm" during production.
Oh.
Then yeah, he totally told her "Go out there and orgasm."
Since reading this article I cannot see anything StarTrek without thinking of Bezos.
The Atlantic - Jeff Bezos's master plan
Instead of doig something actually useful with all those billions, like helping real people who suffer now…
Bezos will "save humanity" by building a space colony.
Because he never got past thinking Star Trek was cool as a thirsty 13 yo😑
The Atlantic - Jeff Bezos's master plan
Article said:
Instead of doig something actually useful with all those billions, like helping real people who suffer now…
Bezos will "save humanity" by building a space colony.
Because he never got past thinking Star Trek was cool as a thirsty 13 yo😑
Riker gets it raw on alien planets. Then he just leaves.
Holodeck sex is for the Geordis and Wesleys of the Federation.
