Standing is the far superior wiping method

[Tophat Jones]

Most adults have or will have a moment when they realize that roughly half the people wipe a different way than they do. And each side thinks the other is weird.

But I think we all need to acknowledge that regardless of preference, standing is vastly superior. 'Sitting' isn't even really sitting. It's squatting above a porcelain bowl that severely limits your access. I really can't think of a single advantage to sitting while wiping. So bring it on, convince me.

Happy weekend.

 

[Fergie]

Bidet >>>>>

 

[RetroRunner]

All y'all just fucking around. Squatty potty is the real method for pooping.

 

[Golding]

 

[Deleted member 6263]

You're probably right. A mix of standing wipe and sitting bidet is probably best.

 

[N64Controller]

I'll continue wiping my ass as I've always done and eventually get tired of it and switch to a bidet for a cleaner ass that requires less maintenance

 

[M.Bluth]

Wash your filthy asses, dammit!

 

[Alien Bob]

Who gives a shit

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Bidet >>>>>

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Preach

 

[skrskg]

 

[Mullet2000]

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This is all that needs to be said. Sitting is obviously superior.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

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These threads with hand-drawn art are the best.

 

[chimpychi]

Power wash with the bidet, then wipe off the wetness any way you desire.

 

[Nooblet]

Washing with water using a bidet, or jet, or hand shower is the better way.

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Yup

 

[Tophat Jones]

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It's quite easy to make real estate available while standing. In fact you have significantly more freedom of movement to get the perfect angle. The artist also forgot to place the large porcelain bowl 6 inches below the 'available' ass.

 

[Budi]

I wash with bidet shower first while sitting, then I wipe while standing. If you must know.

 

[The Hiveking]

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That's why you use your spare hand to spread dem cheeks

 

[Kyuuji]

Ah, begun again the great debate has.

 

[Kyoufu]

Please wash your ass

 

[Apple]

Wait, how does 'sitting' work? Like people do it while still sitting on the toilet? How do you have access to where you need to wipe?

 

[Walter White Walker]

I wonder what percentage of posters here just don't wipe at all.

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

A proper squatting position is best.

 

[jroc74]

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Basically.

Yall wilding...

Wait, how does 'sitting' work? Like people do it while still sitting on the toilet? How do you have access to where you need to wipe?

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If you are sitting on a toilet, and lift up enough to get access....you are still sitting....

Next folks are gonna tell me when a girl is on top riding you she's standing.

 

[Tathanen]

Why wouldn't I do both? One then the other? Why is this an either/or fight?

 

[Martinski]

Bidet? Y'all are some rich motherfuckers.

 

[Rodelero]

I'd prefer to air dry, thanks.

 

[Invictus]

Bidets are 30$ And the only true answer.

 

[Radd Redd]

Get a Bidet folks. You can find them for $20 or so if you look hard enough.

 

[Milennia]

Standing and putting your leg up on something is the ideal position, just gotta be flexible with it

 

[jroc74]

This almost reminds me of the using feet to flush the toilet thread....ppl arent levitating off toilets to wipe their ass if they aren't standing.

Thinking ppl are using one hand to lift both cheeks off the toilet, like a damn workout, to wipe their ass.

I'm literally shifting my body to one side.....lifting a leg....

 

[Night]

Standing and putting your leg up on something is the ideal position, just gotta be flexible with it

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Yup.

 

[DaleCooper]

Why wipe when you can take a shower?

 

[Neece]

I wouldn't eat no ones ass from era.

 

[Carbon]

I have pretty big legs and we have small round toilets at home, so wiping while sitting is always an inconvenience. Might do the first wipe like that, then stand up for the remainder.

 

[Doggg]

I'd prefer to air dry, thanks.

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It's the 21st century. Use a hair dryer!

 

[astro]

Just wash your butts when you poop you filthy animals. Use a simple bottle of water or buy small douche thingy.

Standing up to wipe is some wildness, that's for sure.

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

Actually, I think the Captain Morgan is the best wiping position.

 

[Nooblet]

Wait, how does 'sitting' work? Like people do it while still sitting on the toilet? How do you have access to where you need to wipe?

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You lean on one side so that you are resting on one cheek, while the other cheek is up in the air. It's not hard.

 

[Nooblet]

I wouldn't eat no ones ass from era.

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I once slept with this woman, the moment she turned around there was this strong whiff. It just killed the mood.

Wash your asses people and do it properly! Toilet paper is not enough.

 

[ForKevdo]

I was reading this on the pot so I figured I'd experiment. When you say standing do you mean like straight up? Cause when I wipe I lift my ass off the toilet but I'm still kind of squatting and leaning forward for a nice spread. All y'all who say you're sitting, that's what you mean, right? You're not leaving your cheeks pasted to the seat and actually reaching into the bowl, right?

 

[JoJo'sDentCo]

Bidet >>>>>

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[Tophat Jones]

I was reading this on the pot so I figured I'd experiment. When you say standing do you mean like straight up? Cause when I wipe I lift my ass off the toilet but I'm still kind of squatting and leaning forward for a nice spread. All y'all who say you're sitting, that's what you mean, right? You're not leaving your cheeks pasted to the seat and actually reaching into the bowl, right?

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This seems like the exact right way to do it imo, whether you stand or sit.

I feel like the difference between the two is whether or not you pointlessly keep a toilet bowl underneath yourself while you do it.

 

[Cocamantis]

Weekend era. Gotta love it.

 

[Truly Gargantuan]

Aaaahhh...butt wiping threads on ERA is like poppin open a nice cola out of a glass bottle on a warm summer's day.

 

[Qikz]

Wait, how does 'sitting' work? Like people do it while still sitting on the toilet? How do you have access to where you need to wipe?

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You lean to the side or forward.

 

[Nothing Loud]

bidets are like under $50 and then wiping is just for drying and then it doesnt even matter, you brutes

 

[Royalan]

Just make sure your ass is clean.

I don't care if you're using three sea shells.

 

[Engell]

Captain Morgan is the superior method when wiping

 

[GhostTrick]

"wiping"

ffs you people have no basic hygiene ?

 

[Stronginthearm]

I can't clean myself properly if I'm standing. I have mobility issues. It's easier for me while sitting.