Underwear obviously serves as temperature regulation. But for it's secondary purpose, is a form of figure modesty? Or is to aid in mitigating the netherscents?
Please discuss.
Please discuss.
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Soooo, what is the TRUE secondary purpose of underwear?
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They keep a sensitive area warm and comfortable, especially when you're wearing nothing else. Not sure about bras though, they're a more complex topic.
No it's bad for your sperm, i think all men can appreciate the feeling of warm nuts.
I'm pretty sure their main purpose is to keep the inside of your pants clean.
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If you think this body area is always clean even after going to the bathroom, having sex, sweating heavily during a hot summer day, or anything else that might happen down there, boy or girl, I got bad news for you.
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With boxer briefs you can rest a tube of smarties or some other kind of sweets between the gooch and the underpants, and whenever you want some you can cup your hands just in front of your open fly, squeeze your legs together, and out pops some smarties. If you didn't wear underpants the tube would just fall down your leg.
Underwear was originally to keep your outer garments from sweat and odor. People didn't wash their clothes as obsessively as we do today.
No matter how you jump, shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants.
I googled "magic underwear" to respond with a visual reference of Mormon undergarments, but got mighty distracted with the top shopping result.
Turns out panty tech is still lurching forward.
I've seen this gif hundreds of times and until the day I die even if my total views is in the millions it'll still be funny to me. It's like seeing Hans Moleman hit with a football in real life.To prevent this;
underwear are quickier and easier to clean
Ever hand wash / dry a pair of pants
Shit is damp for weeks
Ever hand wash / dry a pair of pants
Shit is damp for weeks
I roll commando and have zero issues with jeans. What are you referring to?
Yeah, I just can't do undies anymore. I wore boxers most of my life, but have tried several different boxer briefs, and I just can't stand it. I don't like my junk being contained by boxer briefs, and the looseness of boxers is a nightmare with modern fitting pants.
Crushing your junk in an unpredictable denim vice and having your pants smell like a bus full of hobos coming back from a bran muffin and coffee convention and chafing like an Antebellum dowager observing etiquette at a yankee cotillion ball.
I'm not sure what kind of jeans you wear, but my junk doesn't get crushed in a denim vice. And I wash my jeans. lol
I'm positive you believe your jeans are extremely clean. I'm positive your jeans provide a capacious safe space for your business. I'm positive your jeans have a silken, frictionless texture regardless of humidity.
I'm describing the issues some of us would encounter in this scenario.