So Playtonic tweeted out something Banjo related and uh...

[Deleted member 62561]

this is the lore i came for.

 

[Secretofmateria]

Is banjo the father...

 

[SteveWinwood]

that's not necessarily true tho

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

Guh huh?

 

[Khrol]

Ok

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[Deleted member 8752]

I don't know what to do with this information.

 

[Moist_Owlet]

I... Uh...

I guess that's... technically... correct?

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The best kind of correct

 

[Garrett 2U]

She certainly always has an egg ready when it's needed. Even explosive ones.

 

[kevin1025]

Kazooie has to endlessly produce eggs to fire and pop out. It was a cruel existence.

 

[Leo]

They learned that from JK Rowling.

 

[MistahS]

I don't know what I expected

 

[Landy828]

😂😂 is this from the game?! I've never played it

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You really should play the games. Good stuff. Play basically anything Rare put out, haha.

 

[b3llydrum]

why did I have to wake up to this

 

[MrSaturn99]

The Threeie tease we've all been waiting for.

 

[L Thammy]

i've discovered how to weaponize my asshole

 

[Macca]

I believe this is a reference to Grant Kirkhope accidentally retweeting a Banjo Vore GIF.

 

[Saikyo]

Ummmmmmmm

Like, I know she's constantly shooting out eggs, but birds don't necessarily need to be creating embryos in them. Plus, she also shoots them from her mouth, which obviously does not follow any kind of bird anatomy.

Oh, and this is a really weird thing to post wtf.

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[RockmanBN]

Please don't ask anyone about Yoshi

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[Ayirek]

Have we really got to the point where pregnancy is considered "edgy" now?

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If the point of the tweet was kazooie using fertilized eggs at enemies thereby killing her own offspring in the process, yeah I would say it's an attempt at edginess.

 

[Skyebaron]

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P E R F E C T I O N

 

[treemasterx]

Go home Banjo, your drunk.

 

[Khanimus]

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...oh

 

[Femto0]

Bad joke

 

[KtotheRoc]

 

[daTRUballin]

This is possibly the weirdest tweet I have ever seen.

 

[Shoichi]

so...does that mean Banjo is the...father...

 

[Tfritz]

wow i can't believe weird furries are weird about weird furry characters

 

[MP!]

So, is Kazooie shooting eggs at enemies considered an abortion now?

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sigh... we've been over this...

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eggs are bird menstruation... or is it ovulation? probably ovulation...

 

[tapedeck]

I just realized I never knew Kazooie was a girl until now...the whole shooting eggs thing probably shoulda been my first clue.

On topic...what the fuck.

 

[Belthazar90]

This is pretty much on brand for them

 

[SpankyDoodle]

😂😂 is this from the game?! I've never played it

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That's not even the full map!

 

[Okami]

sigh... we've been over this...

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eggs are bird menstruation... or is it ovulation? probably ovulation...

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Sure, but if the eggs aren't fertilized it doesn't count as being pregnant ;)

 

[Berordn]

the real take here is that kazooie is a cyborg, because the things that hatch from those eggs are robots

 

[Deleted member 8468]

So by the transitive property of Smash is Yoshi also always pregnant?

 

[udivision]

So by the transitive property of Smash is Yoshi also always pregnant?

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Always pregnant, no dependents except when he claims Mario who is both somehow a baby and an independent adult...

T A X F R A U D

 

[ToadPacShakur]

Lol is this why Daley Kong(the girl who runs their social network stuff) said she was taking a break from Twitter lol that's fuckin hilarious

 

[RoboitoAM]

People gotta lighten up

 

[EvilBoris]

Hmmmm, but how do they know the eggs are fertilized?

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Birds store sperm inside, so they can fertilise eggs over a longer period.
Whose sperm is the real question and when did It happen.

It's the dark and gritty origin story we've all waited for.
Joker has nothing on Kazooie

 

[MP!]

Sure, but if the eggs aren't fertilized it doesn't count as being pregnant ;)

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yeah we are in agreement

 

[Falchion]

Why would they tell me this?