Snickers denies rumors that "woke mob" is making them remove dick veins from candy bars. Twix says tips will touch.

[Royalan]

remember when SUNNYD had depression?

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I blame Burger King.

(...or was it Wendy's?)

Anyway ONE OF THEM chains released a mixtape on twitter and the world ain't been right since.

 

[Blanquito]

Uh. Ok

 

[Fat4all]

Anyway ONE OF THEM chains released a mixtape on twitter and the world ain't been right since.

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you mean WATCH THE STOVE? the hamburger helper mixtape?

 

[Royalan]

OMG

That is not real.

Bad dog. BAD DOG.

 

[Fat4all]

OMG

That is not real.

Bad dog. BAD DOG.

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its pretty good actually

still cursed, tho

 

[L Thammy]

I blame Burger King.

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I mean, every time I eat at Burger King, I feel like shit.

 

[Fat4all]

I mean, every time I eat at Burger King, I feel like shit.

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they got surge tho

its the only place i can get surge

 

[I Must Not Tell Lies]

Twix and Snickers are both owned by Mars.

This is almost certainly literally the SAME PERSON who manages both brands' social media accounts, talking to themselves on Twitter.

 

[OmniGamer]

SILENCE

 

[HououinKyouma]

I don't know what stage of capitalism we're in, but I want off.

 

[Fat4all]

Twix and Snickers are both owned by Mars.

This is almost certainly literally the SAME PERSON who manages both brands' social media accounts, talking to themselves on Twitter.

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[Rhaknar]

what about #fakebrands?

 

[Civilstrife]

brand twitter should either fuck or fuck off, stop teasing

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They're straight up fucking on TikTok.

 

[Kelsdesu]

I haven't even thought of this. Y'all nasty

 

[BottledLightning]

Twix and Snickers are both owned by Mars.

This is almost certainly literally the SAME PERSON who manages both brands' social media accounts, talking to themselves on Twitter.

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Well, they probably aren't lying about touching tips atleast then.

 

[Aiqops]

Not once in my life have I thought of them as dick veins. Now I will never not see it.😆

 

[OrangeNova]

I don't know what stage of capitalism we're in, but I want off.

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We're in "Humanize brands by making up scandals and then reacting to them" stage

 

[hydruxo]

 

[Fat4all]

They're straight up fucking on TikTok.

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crypto dont count

if i cant see hardees fuck pepto-bismol in the ass hole

then this is all just a waste of our time

 

[The Albatross]

How can anybody say twitter is a bad business with content like this

 

[Civilstrife]

crypto dont count

if i cant see hardees fuck pepto-bismol in the ass hole

then this is all just a waste of our time

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Crypto? This is the Duolingo bird and the Scrubdaddy uh…daddy.

 

[Royalan]

They're straight up fucking on TikTok.

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Whoever made this ain't seeing heaven.

 

[Fat4all]

Crypto? This is the Duolingo bird and the Scrubdaddy uh…daddy.

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woof

they look like crypto mascots

 

[GearDraxon]

Snickers staying strong AND Taco Bell announcing the comeback of Mexican Penis? Great news.

 

[LetalisAmare]

lol thats pretty funny.

Never in my 38 years on this Earth have I looked at a Snickers and thought veiny dick lol.

 

[cyress8]

*Screams into the void*

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Fucking hell, all the brands coming out with this one.

 

[Aiqops]

Slowly inching towards the franchise wars. Taco Bell watch out for the girthy Snickers.

 

[Cipherr]

Did anyone post the "silence brands i'm totally validated and above all this please acknowledge me" picture yet?

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Lmao, every time. Im honestly surprised no one rushed to do it yet.

 

[Thorn]

Fucking hell, all the brands coming out with this one.

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Sometimes it makes me want to pull a Henry David Thoreau and fuck off as a hermit.

 

[HiLife]

Girthy snickers > skinny Twix

 

[Deleted member 4494]

Haha I love brands! I love big businesses and could have a drink with those veins! Just like me!

 

[BlueTsunami]

You've never lived until you've used two hands to eat a snickers 😩

 

[Aiqops]

I love brands.

 

[Serpens007]

*Screams into the void*

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You know, "Pico" is a Chilean slur for dick. "Picasso" or "Picazo" sounds like a very big dick.

I am ten years old, so this tweet response made me laugh

 

[Kasumin]

This while thing has me craving an ice cream Snickers bar. It looks just like a regular bar, but it's full of ice cream 🤯

 

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[RoKKeR]

Silencebrand.jpg (but also… kinda funny)

 

[caliph95]

it was someone posting lies as a joke lmao

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The fact it was a rumor started as a joke is amazing

 

[L Thammy]

imagine a dick getting so hard that the veins protrude out of it. like literally are removed from the shaft

 

[Crossing Eden]

Lmao, every time. Im honestly surprised no one rushed to do it yet.

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Seriously at this point it's like ohh my god, you're a person who uses cycnicism as a substitute for a personality, just like all the YouTubers you grew up with. How original. WE GET IT.

 

[EssBeeVee]

Was was there veins to begin with. Did someone dip their pee pee in chocolate

 

[Indurian]

Was was there veins to begin with. Did someone dip their pee pee in chocolate

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Who hasn't? When you have a pee pee you dip it in chocolate at least once.

 

[III-V]

imagine a dick getting so hard that the veins protrude out of it. like literally are removed from the shaft

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do you even (penis) lift?

 

[Grazzt]

Legendary thread title

 

[ResetEraIsTheBestEra]

Babe Ruth are better tho

 

[Aurica]

Wish ublock worked on this.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

social media is a mistake

 

[Ithil]

Good to know that apparently these right wingers have believed they were eating dick shaped chocolate bars this entire time.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

"I don't eat snickers cause I ain't gay"

- you just know

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Is it still eating if you don't chew?

you mean WATCH THE STOVE? the hamburger helper mixtape?

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Imagine someone playing this loud in their vehicle.

 

[Apathy]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around why the "woke" mob would be the ones against the veins. Wouldn't it be the repressed, bigoted mob afraid of a candy that looks like a big brown cock?