Should there be a Louis Vuitton Final Fantasy game?

[pleaseinsertdisctwo]

The game could involve any FF cast but let's just go with XIII.

The game starts off in a Louis Vuitton building. Lightning was supposed to be part of a photoshoot but she was too busy tripping acid which made her convinced that she killed God and reincarnated in another planet. So someone took the opportunity and began impersonating her. Obviously she kicked the impersonator's ass (which turned out to be Barthandelus, already experienced in impersonating a Farron). The shoot resumes, with the real Lightning.

All is well, until this happens:

Lightning begins to realize the abusive nature of the modeling/fashion industry after experiencing severe neck injuries.

She takes off on a journey to fight the CEO of Louis Vuitton.

Battle system is like VII Remake, but when the Stagger gauge is full, Lightning will enter "PHOTOSHOOT MODE" where the player will try taking as many shots as possible, potentially inflicting "Charm" on the enemy.

Summons in this game are famous models, such as Tyra Banks (will revive Lightning when KO'd whilst yelling "WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU"), and Katy Perry who frequently dresses like a Final Fantasy final boss at the Met Gala.

Instant 98 Metacritic.

Yes or yes?

 

[Linde]

this post just makes me want HD style savvy
featuring lightning of course

 

[jon bones]

LV Stlye Saavy featuring FF locations and characters.

Yes, 100%

 

[Nickgia]

FFX-3 with the jobs depending on what Louis V gear you have on.

Starring Lightning.

 

[skeezx]

absolutely. what kind of question is that

 

[AgentLampshade]

With a Vivienne Westwood-styled guest character?
And a Cup Noodle boss?

 

[DiipuSurotu]

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Those are Prada not Louis Vuitton.

Philistine!

 

[PlanetSmasher]

Some of those outfits look stupider than the clothes that were already in XIII.

 

[pleaseinsertdisctwo]

Those are Prada not Louis Vuitton.

Philistine!

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*featuring Prada as DLC

 

[Inuhanyou]

Some of those outfits look stupider than the clothes that were already in XIII.

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You dont understand the fashion world!!!

 

[Skyebaron]

Only if Tidus's clothes make it in.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Should there be a Roen Final Fantasy game?

 

[pbayne]

Bring back dress spheres is what im hearing

 

[Y2Kev]

Only if Lady Gaga does the music.

 

[DixieDean82]

Dam, OP! You stole my thread idea. I was just going to ask this.

 

[Ghos]

should there be a phat farm final fantasy game?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I think Gucci's style would be far more in line here. So no.

 

[Sputnik Sweetheart]

Nissan chocobo for traversal pls.

 

[Deleted member 49535]

Already better than XV, sign me up.

 

[Datajoy]

Gonna be a hard pass from me dog

 

[White Glint]

Unironically that sounds 1000x more appealing than FFXIII.

 

[Ryuelli]

No. Give us the Walmart George Final Fantasy game we all deserve.

 

[CognitiveAtrophy]

No, but I'd play an Adidas branded FF game where you play a party of schemies.

Who needs potions and airships when you can have cheap cider and a Ford Fiesta with an ill-fitting body kit?

 

[Tathanen]

Gaming will remain a failed experiment until the game as described in the OP is sold.

 

[pleaseinsertdisctwo]

Nissan chocobo for traversal pls.

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Bumped it up to 99 MC.

Breath of the Wild who?

 

[RKasa]

Should there be a Roen Final Fantasy game?

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I'd play it.

 

[fontguy]

Some of those outfits look stupider than the clothes that were already in XIII.

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Garbage meets garbage. It's perfect.

 

[dogbox]

Yes, yes, 1000x yes there should be. I would play the shit out of this.

 

[Rover]

Should there be a Roen Final Fantasy game?

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That was XV, and Roen looks pretty bad.

I'd be down for a LV FF.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

Look I'm done playing ads in my Final Fantasy games

 

[henhowc]

modeling mini-game. hope cloud has a LV bag in FF7 Remake

 

[Nickgia]

Look I'm done playing ads in my Final Fantasy games

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You're going to do the Cup of Noodles quest and you're gonna like it!

 

[Sanox]

Nah just bring Lightning back for a game.

Gilgamesh and Lightning action rpg where they try to restore the Final Fantasy game universes which a villain messed up

 

[Surakian]

Sure, why not. I'll take this and also add a dating FF visual novel. We were unworthy of Wada's vision for FF as he oversaturated the market with middle tier games and now are suffering under Matsuda's strict limitation of the franchise.

 

[Joltik]

I'd play it, but not with the FFXIII cast.

 

[Alucrid]

shitty thread premise when you have lightning fighting "CEO of Louis Vouitton" instead of nicolas ghesquiere and virgil abloh

 

[sph3re]

 

[bsigg]

If you want to pay $600 for it, sure.

 

[Deleted member 5359]

NGL I'd probably play that. But you know the DLC would be absolutely brutal.

 

[SaberVS7]

What?

No.

The further cross-promotion is from Final Fantasy the better.

 

[Gaia Lanzer]

I'd rather not.

If they want to make an RPG revolving around fashion, just call it "Fashion Fantasy",

 

[Desi]

shitty thread premise when you have lightning fighting "CEO of Louis Vouitton" instead of nicolas ghesquiere and virgil abloh

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Nicolas Ghesquière will be the new unit in League of Legends instead. I would like to see more costume designers get Videogame work but there is no real need for that to happen. Games aren't films or Plays or Pattern Recognition by William Gibson(lol).

 

[jon bones]

Nicolas Ghesquière will be the new unit in League of Legends instead.

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virgil designed skin for ekko let's go

 

[catboy]

Only if Lady Gaga does the music.

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lady fad is over and very irrelevant

 

[XaviConcept]

For XV they went pretty designer heavy which .... is not for me but hey, whatever

 

[Labyrinthe]

Only if Lady Gaga does the music.

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You mean SOPHIE right?

 

[Desi]

virgil designed skin for ekko let's go

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I like the way you think. Let's get all LVMH in here. I want a Hublot watch on the wrist of Cid in FFVIIR, Rimowa robot luggage as a familiar in FFXIV, and a character drinking Belvedere in Cyberpunk 2077.

 

[jiggle]

Uncanny

 

[EntelechyFuff]

In all seriousness, FFXV was really close to this. Those party menus are aspirational high-street fashion love letters. I'd be down for something even more committed for sure.

 

[Orion]

"I killed a god and rewrote the universe. I thought I was done. Little did I know, I'd soon have to face my greatest challenge yet. Slaying the fashion industry won't be easy, but that's never stopped me from fighting. Sometimes lightning strikes when you least expect it. The storm is here, and it's ready to werk."