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Shitting at work
- Thread starter Prax
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I'm a very active person
My metabolism is otherwise ridiculously active
I tend to eat a lot of protein and fiber
I drink coffee in the morning and afternoon
Shitting at work is basically a necessity for me. Even if it wasn't, it's great to just give yourself a little 10 minute break anyways. May as well go nuke out the bathroom.
My metabolism is otherwise ridiculously active
I tend to eat a lot of protein and fiber
I drink coffee in the morning and afternoon
Shitting at work is basically a necessity for me. Even if it wasn't, it's great to just give yourself a little 10 minute break anyways. May as well go nuke out the bathroom.
i seem to take my biggest poops at work. i like to get up and look at them to marvel at them and contemplate taking a picture to send to my step bro
I enjoy pooping at work but sometimes I go into the men's room and someone is already taking a dump, making barnyard noises and stinking the place up. I just hit up the men's room on the first floor which is hopefully vacant.
....I'mma fan.
This shit is a staple in my immediate families bathrooms and we are all thankful for its existence.
They started buying this at work for all the bathrooms. Best office upgrade in years.....I'mma fan.
There are few things as liberating as taking a shit on company time. If you're good at something, you should get paid for it
I've never did #2 at my job. I've been there for about 7+ years.
I've done #1 a handful of times, though.
I've done #1 a handful of times, though.
Shitting at work now. I work from home, though. Honestly, I have shy bowels. Can only shit at home.
As a smoker and heavy coffee consumer I can not fathom the concept of "waiting" to shit. After 1 cup of coffee and 1 ciggarette in the morning the party officially starts.
I try to play as few road games as possible but sometimes you gotta get swing when your number is called.
We have private teacher bathrooms at school that we keep clean. Now, granted, I don't get to enjoy spending company time on the toilet or anything as I have a pretty regimented teaching schedule, so it's in and out.
never doing #2 is suspect, but only doing #1 a handful of times? how the fuck do you not pee at all?
Fun fact:
In boot camp for the US Navy all but 3 of the 20 stall doors are removed in the barracks. Try shitting with an entire division of recruits walking past.
In boot camp for the US Navy all but 3 of the 20 stall doors are removed in the barracks. Try shitting with an entire division of recruits walking past.
But that shit (pun intended) can be folded ontop of eachother and most workplaces flush in like a second so it's not like it'll clog.
I only ever shit at work or in public facilities, sometimes holding on for a couple of days over the weekend (codeine script helps with this) to unload at the office. Then first thing on a Monday I'll have an extra large coffee on the way to work and hit the cubicles with a smile on my face.
As an unhappy hourly employee I take every chance I can.
They're still less satisfying than home poops with the squatty potty.
They're still less satisfying than home poops with the squatty potty.
Hell yes. It's my routine to shit at work now. Actually some of the best idea arrive to me when I sit quietly at the stall.
Pre-lockdown, I shit at work probably twice a week. I never truly love shitting at work, I really wish that the bathrooms had like a loud vent or fan noise. It's always DEAD QUIET in there, and I hate it. Like pooping in a fucking soundproof chamber, you can hear every corn morsel slip out of my butt.
But working from home the last 3 months, I can say I have shit at work almost every day.
But working from home the last 3 months, I can say I have shit at work almost every day.
OP how long do you take? I mean if its a quick In and out mission...you ain't getting paid.
If you take a nice 30 min shit, now we talking.
If you take a nice 30 min shit, now we talking.
There's an area of the building where I work that's only used for certain events and meetings. There are small multi-person gendered restrooms there. I sometimes see a couple of people go in and out of there and I assume they've been pooping because I also see them coming and going from the much higher trafficked restrooms closer to their offices. There's no other reason for them to go out of their way to use that more secluded one if they're normally using the regular ones.
However, what they don't seem to know is that there's a single person bathroom very close to that other one. As far as I can tell, I'm the only person who ever goes in there.
However, what they don't seem to know is that there's a single person bathroom very close to that other one. As far as I can tell, I'm the only person who ever goes in there.
I hated taking a shit in America, you can see who is dropping bombs with those gaps in the stalls. And they're always dead quiet, so if you have the diarrhea shits, everyone knows you're blasting it.
OP
OP
About 5-10 minutes! I'm an efficient worker and got things to do other than poop too.
I don't need to be paid to shit at work. It is its own reward. 🌸🌼🌺 uwu 💩🏵️🌷
