She just called me to say she'll be home alone all weekend, hinting we can spend some quality time together with no interferences....

[Rod]

That's right. You got what this mean.

Well, guess I already know what I'm gonna be doing this weekend.

No better feeling, right?

 

[9wilds]

?

 

[davepoobond]

....LAN party?

 

[kai3345]

hell yeah brother

 

[Hektor]

Congrats on the sex

 

[tycoonheart]

I'm confused. The "she" is your PC in this case?

 

[HK-48]

 

[Bengraven]

She's a keeper.

 

[nsilvias]

 

[SoH]

Get yourself a partner who is always DTF

Spoiler

down to frag

 

[M. Wallace]

Netflix and Chili Dogs

 

[Conditional-Pancakes]

 

[Gpsych]

Dude, I hate to break it to you, but that PC is fucking old. It might run Ultima Wing Commander IV, but anything beyond that and you're in trouble. I doubt Steam even works. Might as well just go for the sex.

 

[AMAGON]

Relationship goals

 

[The Masked Mufti]

....LAN party?

Click to shrink...

Lan (technically land) means dick in Punjabi so I love this response.

 

[Serpens007]

I hope you win at the game

 

[refusi0n1]

she have a T1 line?

 

[djplaeskool]

That's right. You got what this mean.

Well, guess I already know what I'm gonna be doing this weekend.

No better feeling, right?

Click to shrink...

Yeah baby, Unreal Tournament 2004 ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

 

[Necromanti]

I'm confused. The "she" is your PC in this case?

Click to shrink...

The case is technically part of the PC, not just what's inside of it.

 

[MrCibb]

Nice. I love it when you finally get invited over and you can just play Mario Kart Double Dash all night long. So hot.

 

[Evoker]

You really should show her how far video games have come.

 

[WizardofPeace]

 

[renegade_sylens]

Hell yeah! Keep fighting the good fight, brother!

 

[Beanbeany]

Nice. I love it when you finally get invited over and you can just play Mario Kart Double Dash all night long. So hot.

Click to shrink...

Honestly and truthfully the last time I went to a woman's house was to play Mario kart Double Dash with her.

 

[Anustart]

....LAN party?

Click to shrink...

Oh there's going to be some local networking. Very local.

 

[davepoobond]

Oh there's going to be some local networking. Very local.

Click to shrink...

"PUT IT IN MY C DRIVE"

"MY SERIAL PORT IS WIDE OPEN"

Lan (technically land) means dick in Punjabi so I love this response.

Click to shrink...

i'll take it. lol

 

[Nappuccino]

Oh there's going to be some local networking. Very local.

Click to shrink...

It better be. Data quality suffers after 328 ft.

 

[Deleted member 16908]

time to show her how far gaming has come since super mario world

 

[Krakatoa]

That's right. You got what this mean.

Well, guess I already know what I'm gonna be doing this weekend.

No better feeling, right?

Click to shrink...

Don't forget your monitor.

 

[Teusery]

Time to move in.

 

[StopMakingSense]

Wait, you're fucking your PC?

 

[nightstalker962]

This baby has a Pentium MMX *slaps computer

 

[captmcblack]

Can a PC consent?

W-whats the matter bigbrother.dll?

 

[LakeEarth]

In highschool, a girl called me up and said "come over, there's nobody home."

So I went there.

Spoiler

Nobody was home.

 

[Stowaway Silfer]

W

 

[NickatNite]

need any help tag-teaming her ports?

 

[FerrisBueller]

Protect your floppy.

 

[tycoonheart]

The case is technically part of the PC, not just what's inside of it.

Click to shrink...

lol, by case I didn't mean PC case. I meant case as in this scenario.

 

[Astro Cat]

Click to shrink...

I came in expecting this and your work here is done.

 

[CrazyIvan1978]

lol, by case I didn't mean PC case. I meant case as in this scenario.

Click to shrink...

Lol, they knew exactly what you meant

 

[jroc74]

Good job OP, was not expecting this, lol.

 

[Deleted member 3208]

Did she invite you to play Quake, OP? Make sure you are not a Doom Poser.

 

[Rod]

Let's be honest. Very few things in life come close to the satisfactory feeling of a successful well done pentakill.

 

[HK-48]

I came in expecting this and your work here is done.

Click to shrink...

I'll see you next week for another drop

 

[Serpens007]

The case is technically part of the PC, not just what's inside of it.

Click to shrink...

Bwahahahaha

 

[Tophat Jones]

Reverse Mimic

 

[Astral]

In highschool, a girl called me up and said "come over, there's nobody home."

So I went there.

Spoiler

Nobody was home.

Click to shrink...

Not even her?

 

[Kain]

As we say in Spanish: no hay huevos

 

[Nothing Loud]

Can a PC consent?

W-whats the matter bigbrother.dll?

Click to shrink...

Stop I can't

 

[Piggus]

WOW, that PC tote strap thing would have come in handy back in my LAN party days...