It was the lol that got me - I have had friends both at the Manchester event I listed earlier and Bataclan attack in 2015 where one of my best mates had to pretend to be dead whilst there was an actual dead person lying on top of him as the gunmen went past so as not to be shot too.First of all, why so rude, genuinely I'm having a really terrible day and you actually really hurt my feelings.
Second of all, someone else already covered this:
Third of all, your example is extremely rare and has never actually happened at a comedy show. There has been bombs, but usually that's on the comedian.
Whilst it's questionable if a phone would have helped in that situation just….think a bit about potential scenarios before posting, please? Just because something hasn't happened before doesn't mean it can't (hello 9/11)