'Borderline unplayable'?
You sir, are talking absolute bollocks. The game runs incredibly well (at least in handheld) and looks pretty great all things considered (running on hardware like this). I've been so surprised at how well the experience has carried over to Switch and I've played on both PC and Xbox One X.
I don't know what to say. The games frame rate isn't consistent, I can deal with the downgraded graphics and the blur to an extent, but bad frame rate on a device you hold so close to your face is a deal breaker for me, it makes me feel ill. Docked might be fine, but that's not how I use my switch
The "well it's a Switch, what do you expect" only goes so far, they are charging full price for this. I would have welcomed more graphical sacrifices to get the frame rate closer to 30