So basically... Rudy gave his Four Seasons Lawn center speech in court? hmm. sounds like a bad idea.
None of that matters when you have undying LOYALTY like Rudi has. He will die on this hill screaming "Trump! My Captain.."It's kinda crazy how Rudy, putting aside becoming a criminal and generally unhinged, forgot how to be a lawyer. Like he's a keystone cop lawyer. I mean I guess he hasn't really been practicing since his US Attorney days but damn is he terrible at his job.
I mean, I hope no one is surprised by any of this.
You can't go to court without evidence without being laughed out of the court room. They have no evidence of *widespread* voter fraud, and that's what they're alleging.
This is fucking embarrassing, even for Trump...
He's gotta be in the oval like..My Gawd, what have I done..."
I have to imagine the motion to dismiss will be granted before long.Not sure we'll even get that far based on how this shitshow has started.
Omg yes I asked for this!! Thank you!
Pretty sure it's just that Trump has a secret power to turn anyone around him into crazy wackjobs.It's kinda crazy how Rudy, putting aside becoming a criminal and generally unhinged, forgot how to be a lawyer. Like he's a keystone cop lawyer. I mean I guess he hasn't really been practicing since his US Attorney days but damn is he terrible at his job.
Which lawyers quit? All the...oh my goodness. All the lawyers. Wow! All the lawyers!
It's kinda crazy how Rudy, putting aside becoming a criminal and generally unhinged, forgot how to be a lawyer. Like he's a keystone cop lawyer. I mean I guess he hasn't really been practicing since his US Attorney days but damn is he terrible at his job.
What number do I call?The judge is like, "no, wait. people deserve to hear how dumb this is."