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Ricky Gervais returning to host The Golden Globes
- Thread starter Scullibundo
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"Did you know..."
*audience falls silent*
"...I identify..."
*audience leans forward with anticipation*
"...as an Oscar winner?"
*audience loses their minds, people frothing at the mouth with excitement, somebody stands up and starts clapping and the whole theater bursts into a standing ovation. Ricky ascends from the stage into the heavens in a bright flash of light, having transcended his mortal body into a comedic god. The telecast is interrupted as the sheer force of the clapping in the audience creates an electromagnetic pulse that knocks out power to a third of Los Angeles. Twelve people go into cardiac arrest. Kevin Hart, in the front row, is laughing so hard his body turns inside out. The audience slowly asphyxiates as they are laughing so hard they forget to breathe. Joker is ultimately robbed of Best Picture in favor of Avengers: Endgame. Martin Scorsese is seen lying facedown, unresponsive, in row seven*
*audience falls silent*
"...I identify..."
*audience leans forward with anticipation*
"...as an Oscar winner?"
*audience loses their minds, people frothing at the mouth with excitement, somebody stands up and starts clapping and the whole theater bursts into a standing ovation. Ricky ascends from the stage into the heavens in a bright flash of light, having transcended his mortal body into a comedic god. The telecast is interrupted as the sheer force of the clapping in the audience creates an electromagnetic pulse that knocks out power to a third of Los Angeles. Twelve people go into cardiac arrest. Kevin Hart, in the front row, is laughing so hard his body turns inside out. The audience slowly asphyxiates as they are laughing so hard they forget to breathe. Joker is ultimately robbed of Best Picture in favor of Avengers: Endgame. Martin Scorsese is seen lying facedown, unresponsive, in row seven*
Big fan of transphobia, aye?
He is an overvalued millionaire.
Go support transphobes somewhere else, or even better, stop it altogether.
Is he gonna trot out the one joke? On the edge of my seat here!
He's an overvalued millionaire himself.
been wondering if this god fellas been real or not, looks like ill tune into these gold globes to find out
He has a head shaped like a globe, so it's a pretty good fit.
I saw Clive Owen a couple weeks ago and my honest first reaction was "oh shit, that's Clive Warren."
The idea of him returning was great a few years ago, but I feel like that window has since passed. Would have liked to see John Mullaney or one of the newer comedians.
hack comedian who hasn't been relevant in years hosting a boring awards show that hasn't been relevant in years
love to see it
love to see it
Can't wait for another year of not-actually-that-edgy jokes delivered as if it's a live read of A Serbian Film, each followed by twenty seconds of mugging directly at the camera while Reddit creams their pants
I hate that this is scripted because I love it ever since I first saw it
