we're not even sure if MCU Spidey will stay around in MCU after the current contract expires...
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Remember the time the Human Torch invited Spider-Man to watch his sex tape with him
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I mean Torch married a woman who's legal name was "Lazerfist", he does his own thing
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Meanwhile, In DC's Action Comics Oct. '87, Mister Miracle comes home after searching for his missing wife to find Darkseid chilling in his living room enjoying a glass of wine with a very special video to show him:
Mister Miracle would eventually find Big Barda, in the arms of Superman!
Mister Miracle would eventually find Big Barda, in the arms of Superman!
I thought alt accounts were not allowed and yet here we are. Must be nice being a mod.
DONT JUST KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE MAN!Meanwhile, In DC's Action Comics Oct. '87, Mister Miracle comes home after searching for his missing wife to find Darkseid chilling in his living room enjoying a glass of wine with a very special video to show him:
Mister Miracle would eventually find Big Barda, in the arms of Superman!
Because he wasn't supposed to, really. Disney and Sony were genuinely going to part ways after Far From Home.
Everything we're getting afterwards is a bonus. The multi-verse plans are part of that apparently.
There actually are a lot more SpideyTorch (as well as SpideyPool) fans out there than you might think. Hell just searching 'Spider-Man' on Tumblr will draw up about as many fanworks for one or the other as Spidey x MJ or Gwen
Sleez, who was once an aide and councilor of Darkseid on Apokolips but was exiled by him to Earth, feeds on base emotions like lust and has the power to control minds. Sleez was selling pornographic tapes of Big Barda with the aid of a human dupe and intended to use the funds from the Barda/Superman tape to build an army to get revenge on Darkseid. After Scott Free smashes through the sky light, Sleez loses control of Supes and Barda. Fleeing back into the sewers with Supes in pursuit, Sleez sets free his pet Ash-Crawler (an Apokolips creature) to cover his retreat but it's slain by Barda. Trapped and his creature dead, Sleez strikes a match from his pocket and apparently blows himself up, leaving behind a very bewildered Superman. Supes and Barda later decide not to try and recall what happened to them while Sleez was in control and the three awkwardly part ways.
Sleez would appear three more times, once being involved in creating a new Newsboy Legion, during the Death of the New Gods storyline, and most recently, he fought the Justice League of China when their version of Batman and Wonder Woman found him feeding on the emotions of children he was giving candy to while wearing a panda bear costume. During the ensuing fight Sleez used his powers to make that teams Superman and the Flash make out.
Geez. Human Torch has my favorite superpower that I´d choose out of all the other superpowers but Johnny is such a hothead sometimes. We have nothing in common except that we both have blond hair I guess. But I love the little friendship quips you always had in the FF comics with Spidey and him. There was also once a very dark story where a kid burned himself alive so he would be like Human Torch and Johnny didn´t took that easy and was very devastated. Spidey was the only one who could cheer him up after that. A true friend indeed.
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Is that a mask... with glasses built into it?...that moves along with his expressions?Meanwhile, In DC's Action Comics Oct. '87, Mister Miracle comes home after searching for his missing wife to find Darkseid chilling in his living room enjoying a glass of wine with a very special video to show him:
Mister Miracle would eventually find Big Barda, in the arms of Superman!
Observations :
- Johnny flirting with that cop AND MJ on the same page ?
- Was that blue Inhuman a royal concubine ?
- I thought Peter didn't drink.
- Polite society prefers to use the term Moloid.
- Dan Slott is a good writer that knows how to have fun.
Whoever they get to play Johnny in FF, they need to make sure they have great chemistry with Tom Holland, I need my Peter/Johnny living as roommates Disney Plus series.
Wow, this is so fucked up.
I gotta read this.You ever partied with a Molenoid?
Nooo I thought Hickman was only capable of writing comics for serious grownups !!!
DC does some strange shit sometimes. There was a while when Steel's armor was sentient, and his mask would make its own facial expressions.
As for Darkseid being a porn producer, what else would he be? Of course there would be some Superman cosplay involved. lol
Hey guys, if you liked this little bit of Spidey/Torch, please read all of Hickman's Fantastic Four/FF run. It is the best run the series has ever had.
Edit: Referring to this: https://www.resetera.com/threads/re...sex-tape-with-him.408072/page-2#post-62657478
Edit: Referring to this: https://www.resetera.com/threads/re...sex-tape-with-him.408072/page-2#post-62657478
You ever partied with a Molenoid?
forgot the last panel that sells it even more.
I know you already got the Hickman correction, but my super pendant senses wants to also point out I am pretty sure she is Centauri (like Yondu, especially pre movie/rooker Yondu).
Someone with better memory can correct me but I feel like "Peter doesn't drink" is a BND invention. He definitely gets a little sloshed in JMS run when MJ comes back.
It's that he doesn't drink often and is an extreme light weight when it comes to alcohol tolerance
My only experience with comics is through Era and tbh they seem so fucking weird. People say stuff about Manga but comics definitely equal manga in the weird factor.
Does he or does he not have a big butt?
forgot the last panel that sells it even more.
He has those tights and that tight little...
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LOL, I forgot about that scene!He has those tights and that tight little...
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I dont's doubt that, so if Captain America is America's ass who's ass is Spider-Butt? 🤔
Everyone wants a piece of Spidey. He's got that ass that won't quit.
Got aliens thirsting after it, Hawkeye, and even got Luke Cage shook in his confidence because Jessica Jones wanted a piece.
Huh, well then I guess I got to get caught up on my Spidey-Butt Lore!
Yeah but she has the same fork thing as Black Bolt on her forehead hence my confusion.