REgals [Women of Era] |OT| Episode I: The Female Menace

dreams · Jul 4, 2018

Damn, I wish I could go braless. That underboob sweat is too much for me. I wear sports bras at home though because fuck being trapped in underwire all day and also all night (well I mean, I take it off to sleep lol). I miss having AC!!! Damn you, Europe :'(

Edit: oh no, talking about boob sweat and I'm the top of the page. The shame...

PhazonBlonde · Jul 4, 2018

dreams said:
Damn, I wish I could go braless. That underboob sweat is too much for me. I wear sports bras at home though because fuck being trapped in underwire all day and also all night (well I mean, I take it off to sleep lol). I miss having AC!!! Damn you, Europe :'(

Edit: oh no, talking about boob sweat and I'm the top of the page. The shame...

Lol you're the hero LadyEra deserves :p

If it makes you feel any better I killed an iphone with my boob sweat once

GatsGatsby · Jul 4, 2018

I'll admit at work for the most part I'm braless. I'm inside a little box no one comes in unless its shift change. I wear a cami underneath so I dont jiggle too much and my work shirt is so baggy its easy to hide.

sabrina · Jul 4, 2018

I ride a bike to work most days so it's hard to go braless then, but otherwise I relish the opportunity.

Nilou · Jul 4, 2018

dreams -pats-

I clearly don't love myself as all I own are underwires. That or I'm a masochist.

Linkura · Jul 4, 2018

GatsGatsby said:
I'll admit at work for the most part I'm braless. I'm inside a little box no one comes in unless its shift change. I wear a cami underneath so I dont jiggle too much and my work shirt is so baggy its easy to hide.

This is what I do. I'm braless 100% now, wear a white cotton cami underneath for coverage.

It also helps that I'm a B cup at best.

GatsGatsby · Jul 4, 2018

Linkura said:
This is what I do. I'm braless 100% now, wear a white cotton cami underneath for coverage.

It also helps that I'm a B cup at best.

I'm definitely not a B cup. Another reason why I started going braless was because it was getting harder to find bras that fit everything. I come from a family of big women I need my coverage and finally said screw it spent 65 dollars on bras at Torrid. They fit perfectly and they're pretty.

Linkura · Jul 4, 2018

GatsGatsby said:
I'm definitely not a B cup. Another reason why I started going braless was because it was getting harder to find bras that fit everything. I come from a family of big women I need my coverage and finally said screw it spent 65 dollars on bras at Torrid. They fit perfectly and they're pretty.

My boobs are definitely smaller than average for my family. Hell, I'd say most of the women in my family- on both sides- have sizable breasts. Most women in my family are pretty petite but with decent sized to large breasts. I got the petite part but not the breasts, though many of them are also obese (including my mom), so maybe it's not an entirely fair comparison to them. Mine even used to be smaller, but I think taking the Pill starting around 18 helped them fill out at least a bit. Hit a bit of a growth spurt then.

Honestly, with how little I need to worry about them, I consider myself pretty lucky. I know more than one woman who has had to get a breast reduction to relieve themselves of severe back pain from them. I don't need to worry about that. But they also aren't so small that they are invisible, either.

Leeness · Jul 4, 2018

Lol screw you all that can go braless.

Morrigan · Jul 5, 2018

PhazonBlonde said:
If it makes you feel any better I killed an iphone with my boob sweat once

H...how

PhazonBlonde · Jul 5, 2018

Morrigan said:
H...how

I had a habit of using my phone to listen to music while I cleaned and did housework or worked out. It being a hot SoCal day I was cleaning in gym shorts and a sports bra. Shorts has no pockets so I tucked my phone into my bra on the side. After hours of cleaning I pull out my phone to text someone and notice this streak down the screen. Turns out my boob sweat got underneath the screen and made this permanent big streak of discoloration :(

Morrigan · Jul 5, 2018

PhazonBlonde said:
I had a habit of using my phone to listen to music while I cleaned and did housework or worked out. It being a hot SoCal day I was cleaning in gym shorts and a sports bra. Shorts has no pockets so I tucked my phone into my bra on the side. After hours of cleaning I pull out my phone to text someone and notice this streak down the screen. Turns out my boob sweat got underneath the screen and made this permanent big streak of discoloration :(

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That's... impressive in a way lol. But sorry about your phone!

PhazonBlonde · Jul 5, 2018

Morrigan said:
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That's... impressive in a way lol. But sorry about your phone!

I don't even have really big boobs either!:( Lol it's ok i had insurance on it

Leeness · Jul 5, 2018

PhazonBlonde said:
I had a habit of using my phone to listen to music while I cleaned and did housework or worked out. It being a hot SoCal day I was cleaning in gym shorts and a sports bra. Shorts has no pockets so I tucked my phone into my bra on the side. After hours of cleaning I pull out my phone to text someone and notice this streak down the screen. Turns out my boob sweat got underneath the screen and made this permanent big streak of discoloration :(

Lmaaaao this is why I stopped putting my phone in my sports bra. The second I pulled my phone out the first time I worked out with it there, I saw that the screen was all wet and I figured I should find another solution. Haha.

dreams · Jul 5, 2018

PhazonBlonde said:
I had a habit of using my phone to listen to music while I cleaned and did housework or worked out. It being a hot SoCal day I was cleaning in gym shorts and a sports bra. Shorts has no pockets so I tucked my phone into my bra on the side. After hours of cleaning I pull out my phone to text someone and notice this streak down the screen. Turns out my boob sweat got underneath the screen and made this permanent big streak of discoloration :(

Yeah, this happened to my friend as well! So now I am very paranoid about having my phone in my bra when I'm cleaning up or something lol... I mostly don't put it in there anymore, but sometimes you just have to.

Moogle · Jul 5, 2018

whoever made this is sitting on a billion dollar invention

GatsGatsby · Jul 5, 2018

kaebie said:
whoever made this is sitting on a billion dollar invention

Alright this might be a bit too much lol.

Professor Beef · Jul 5, 2018

who knew bra pockets were so desired?

sabrina · Jul 5, 2018

Professor Beef said:
who knew bra pockets were so desired?

literally everyone who's worn something and not had anywhere else to stow their phone :P

Nilou · Jul 5, 2018

Professor Beef said:
who knew bra pockets were so desired?

We aren't allowed to have pockets elsewhere, especially pants :( -grumble grumble-

Professor Beef · Jul 5, 2018

QueenVulpix said:
We aren't allowed to have pockets elsewhere, especially pants :( -grumble grumble-

yeah i never got why they don't make pockets on women's clothes. seems like the dumbest omission.

sabrina said:
literally everyone who's worn something and not had anywhere else to stow their phone :P

i used my mouth once :(

Nilou · Jul 5, 2018

Professor Beef said:
yeah i never got why they don't make pockets on women's clothes. seems like the dumbest omission.

i used my mouth once :(

First we demand practical pant pockets and if they give us them then what? Slippery slope!

I can usually fit my house keys in my side skinny jeans pocket, that's about it :'(

sabrina · Jul 5, 2018

Professor Beef said:
yeah i never got why they don't make pockets on women's clothes. seems like the dumbest omission.

i used my mouth once :(

You poor thing.

The pants I'm wearing right now have pockets so small that my tiny iPhone 5s still sticks out an inch

Morrigan · Jul 5, 2018

My keys fit in my jeans pockets, but the pockets are so tiny that it's actually uncomfortable when you sit, I often feel the keys digging into my flesh. >_< If I try to put my phone in, I can squeeze it halfway through, barely even that.

I don't care if they're considered laugh-worthy, I want cargo pants. But I can't find decent women's cargo pants anywhere around here.

Moogle · Jul 5, 2018

GatsGatsby said:
Alright this might be a bit too much lol.

ok ok, multi million dollar invention

Her Hero Is Gone · Jul 5, 2018

I'd love to go without a bra more often, but I'd have to find some kind of pasties solution. I don't need support, I need to hide the nips. I've heard of people using bandaids so they don't show through clothes, but adhesives give me rashes. As for camisoles, I don't want another layer since I usually feel too warm already.

I was recently in the Philippines due to a family emergency, and I bought a couple of 100% cotton dresses in work-appropriate styles. They actually have pockets in which I can actually fit a lot - phone, wallet, keys (the skirt hides it well so I don't even look lumpy!). It's awesome and I'm wearing them way too much. I wish I'd thought to buy more, but my mind was on other things.

PhazonBlonde · Jul 5, 2018

Her Hero Is Gone said:
I'd love to go without a bra more often, but I'd have to find some kind of pasties solution. I don't need support, I need to hide the nips. I've heard of people using bandaids so they don't show through clothes, but adhesives give me rashes. As for camisoles, I don't want another layer since I usually feel too warm already.

I was recently in the Philippines due to a family emergency, and I bought a couple of 100% cotton dresses in work-appropriate styles. They actually have pockets in which I can actually fit a lot - phone, wallet, keys (the skirt hides it well so I don't even look lumpy!). It's awesome and I'm wearing them way too much. I wish I'd thought to buy more, but my mind was on other things.

Same problem; and it's why I often wear padded bras. My nips are pretty fucking puffy half the time and they definitely show w/o bra. I would LOVE to find some dresses with pockets. Long ago I had a skirt with them and it was magic. I hate being the one girl in my group that carries a purse so I get saddled with everyone's phones and keys and junk. I feel like I'm the pack mule of the party >_<

sabrina · Jul 5, 2018

PhazonBlonde said:
Same problem; and it's why I often wear padded bras. My nips are pretty fucking puffy half the time and they definitely show w/o bra. I would LOVE to find some dresses with pockets. Long ago I had a skirt with them and it was magic. I hate being the one girl in my group that carries a purse so I get saddled with everyone's phones and keys and junk. I feel like I'm the pack mule of the party >_<

My solution is to carry a small purse so I can only fit my own stuff in it >:)

PhazonBlonde · Jul 5, 2018

sabrina said:
My solution is to carry a small purse so I can only fit my own stuff in it >:)

My purse is small, and they still try to stuff things in there :(

Her Hero Is Gone · Jul 5, 2018

PhazonBlonde said:
Same problem; and it's why I often wear padded bras. My nips are pretty fucking puffy half the time and they definitely show w/o bra. I would LOVE to find some dresses with pockets. Long ago I had a skirt with them and it was magic. I hate being the one girl in my group that carries a purse so I get saddled with everyone's phones and keys and junk. I feel like I'm the pack mule of the party >_<

Yup. I'd rather not have thick padding in a bra, but there needs to be something at least so I'm not high-beaming everyone. I've found it can be tough to find underthings with just enough lining. Either it's ultra-thin lace or fabric that don't hide a thing, or it's gonna be the bras that make me feel like I stole someone else's boobs and am wearing them as a trophy.

Nilou · Jul 5, 2018

I have a medium sized shoulder bag I use all the time that still has quite a bit of room in it after my long wallet, cosmetics, hand lotion, pads and some other misc items. My mother usually brings a small satchel with money and some cards and her phone. She likes to use my bag for storage plenty if I happen to be out with her.

GatsGatsby · Jul 5, 2018

I don't carry a purse at all I keep my drivers license debit card and one credit card in my wallet/cell case. Small bottle of spray, small brush and some pads in the glovebox of my car.

LunaSerena · Jul 5, 2018

I got a dress in summer that has pockets and its extremely comfy, you'd think they would be more common, but nope. I hate whoever invented the trend of women's clothes not having pockets!

I usually carry a purse or a bag with me, but I outright tell my friends I'm not going to carry their stuff for them.

Witch · Jul 6, 2018

I realized too late in my purse-wearing life that big bags are not right for me. I like how practical they are, but I'm a tiny person and they make me appear even tinier. I was so dumb for having spent so much money on expensive bags that I now have to give to my mother thanks to this late realization.

I recently spent lots of money on small bags. Can barely fit anything in there, but at least I don't look like my purse is swallowing me up.

dreams · Jul 6, 2018

I really need a smaller bag. Right now I have a large one that fits my books for classes and also my normal purse stuff, and it's my only bag. Also I end up being the pack mule for everyone when we go out, so that's... fun... I would LOVE to have functioning pockets on my stuff. Honestly, I'm so used to carrying around a million things because I've always had purses, but it would be so freeing to just be able to walk around with nothing hanging off me lol.

Charlotte Lucas · Jul 6, 2018

When I carry a purse, I've forced myself to use a small one. I used to stuff my bag with extraneous shit like a tablet, charger, backup charger, 3DS, books, comb, just way too much junk. I hardly used any of it besides my phone and wallet.

Linkura said:
My boobs are definitely smaller than average for my family. Hell, I'd say most of the women in my family- on both sides- have sizable breasts. Most women in my family are pretty petite but with decent sized to large breasts. I got the petite part but not the breasts, though many of them are also obese (including my mom), so maybe it's not an entirely fair comparison to them. Mine even used to be smaller, but I think taking the Pill starting around 18 helped them fill out at least a bit. Hit a bit of a growth spurt then.

Honestly, with how little I need to worry about them, I consider myself pretty lucky. I know more than one woman who has had to get a breast reduction to relieve themselves of severe back pain from them. I don't need to worry about that. But they also aren't so small that they are invisible, either.

I know that feeling. I don't know where I got my boobs from when everyone else in my family is like a D-G. My mom said hers increased a lot after her pregnancy so that might happen to me. On the bright side, they're extremely jealous I can find cute bras anywhere and get them cheap. I'd probably get annoyed with big boobs anyway. I already hate dealing with the ones I have.

Deleted member 835 · Jul 6, 2018

I put my wallet and keys in my boxers and always wear a bra

FeistyBoots · Jul 6, 2018

Her Hero Is Gone said:
I'd love to go without a bra more often, but I'd have to find some kind of pasties solution. I don't need support, I need to hide the nips. I've heard of people using bandaids so they don't show through clothes, but adhesives give me rashes. As for camisoles, I don't want another layer since I usually feel too warm already.

I was recently in the Philippines due to a family emergency, and I bought a couple of 100% cotton dresses in work-appropriate styles. They actually have pockets in which I can actually fit a lot - phone, wallet, keys (the skirt hides it well so I don't even look lumpy!). It's awesome and I'm wearing them way too much. I wish I'd thought to buy more, but my mind was on other things.

(Hi, new to the thread)

Just wanted to chime in with the advice NOT to use Band-Aids for nips - I'm transitioning, so I'm in that awkward phase where the nips are noticeable but I'm barely ready for a sports bra, and I used Band-Aids for a while only to

(Trigger warning)

rip off some skin when removing them one day, leaving a scar

OUCH

GatsGatsby · Jul 6, 2018

FeistyBoots said:
(Hi, new to the thread)

Just wanted to chime in with the advice NOT to use Band-Aids for nips - I'm transitioning, so I'm in that awkward phase where the nips are noticeable but I'm barely ready for a sports bra, and I used Band-Aids for a while only to

(Trigger warning)

rip off some skin when removing them one day, leaving a scar

OUCH

Welcome! And that post made my nipples hurt lol.

SpookyLettuce · Jul 6, 2018

Hello everyone! What an awesome thread.

Witch said:
I realized too late in my purse-wearing life that big bags are not right for me. I like how practical they are, but I'm a tiny person and they make me appear even tinier. I was so dumb for having spent so much money on expensive bags that I now have to give to my mother thanks to this late realization.

I recently spent lots of money on small bags. Can barely fit anything in there, but at least I don't look like my purse is swallowing me up.

Same here, I have a pretty big Longchamp bag that my sister told me is way too big for my 5'4" body. So my mom got me a cute little purse that I really like, though it's pretty much stuffed once I've put in my phone and card case.

I'd love the convenience of carrying stuff around in my pockets, if pockets were ever big enough in any women's clothing. Can't wait until hoodie season so I can just stuff things into the kangaroo pocket in the front.

PixelParty · Jul 6, 2018

Professor Beef said:
who knew bra pockets were so desired?

You are so obviously a man, lol.

IN OTHER NEWS,

I found out in another thread that apparently there are dicks everywhere in television now. I guess I missed this whole boat because I have seen nary a single dick since Spartacus.

Obviously I'm watching the wrong shows.

I asked said dick-watcher for a list, but never got a response.

I'm not particularly hot to see a bunch of (probably fake) wangs, but I'm all for equality and women have had their tits and bush out for ages, it's high time for some dicks as well.

Also I'm suspicious and fully suspect this is like the 0.2 seconds of flaccid penis that was in The Order: 1886.

Who wants to see just a flash of a sad dick? Seriously, why.

PhazonBlonde · Jul 6, 2018

PixelParty said:
You are so obviously a man, lol.

IN OTHER NEWS,

I found out in another thread that apparently there are dicks everywhere in television now. I guess I missed this whole boat because I have seen nary a single dick since Spartacus.

Obviously I'm watching the wrong shows.

I asked said dick-watcher for a list, but never got a response.

I'm not particularly hot to see a bunch of (probably fake) wangs, but I'm all for equality and women have had their tits and bush out for ages, it's high time for some dicks as well.

Also I'm suspicious and fully suspect this is like the 0.2 seconds of flaccid penis that was in The Order: 1886.

Who wants to see just a flash of a sad dick? Seriously, why.

lol i'm official calling non erect dick sad dick now.

I also must be watching the wrong shows I've only seen dicks in movies (and they were obviously dildos)

Her Hero Is Gone · Jul 6, 2018

FeistyBoots said:
OUCH

Oh god. I really wouldn't even think to try it without a liberal dusting of talcum powder, because that sounds terrible!

As for dicks festooning tv shows, happy or sad? This is the first I've heard of it! I feel the need to request receipts on this; especially if they're boned up. I cannot imagine a scenario where there are boners in tv shows and people who are perfectly fine with naked ladies getting railed everywhere aren't like "Wait no, that's obscene because it makes me feel insecure and also I'm a sexist hypocrite!" I'm just really jaded though so I wouldn't mind being wrong.

Charlotte Lucas · Jul 6, 2018

I would love to know where all these dicks are hiding on tv. There are tits and bushes everywhere, but hardly any dick. The last one I remember seeing was on Game of Thrones and that was just a floppy dick in a very unsexy context.

I've seen more dicks in games than in shows.

Professor Beef · Jul 6, 2018

there's been more guy-ass on TV than wangs

PhazonBlonde · Jul 6, 2018

Professor Beef said:
there's been more guy-ass on TV than wangs

I'm ok with this :)

Nilou · Jul 6, 2018

Which shows do I need to start watching? >_>

PhazonBlonde · Jul 6, 2018

QueenVulpix said:
Which shows do I need to start watching? >_>

I must know this too

Professor Beef · Jul 6, 2018

my SO just about fainted when we were watching SVU one day and it was the episode with Stabler's ass on screen for a second

Witch · Jul 6, 2018

seleniumdrive said:
Same here, I have a pretty big Longchamp bag that my sister told me is way too big for my 5'4" body. So my mom got me a cute little purse that I really like, though it's pretty much stuffed once I've put in my phone and card case.

Finally someone who shares my pain!

PixelParty said:
this is like the 0.2 seconds of flaccid penis that was in The Order: 1886.

THAT HAPPENED? I mean, I haven't played it yet, but I'd never expect that.

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