Rate The Last Movie You Watched In 5 Words

[smurfx]

jurrasic world

better than reviews would suggest.

 

[Retromess]

Mandy

Cheddar goblin. Chainsaw duel. Red.

 

[retroman]

Hotel Artemis

I quickly checked out mentally

 

[DTJAAAAM]

Venom.

Not bad, but not good.

 

[jsnepo]

A Wrinkle In Time
-utter disregard for people's time

Greatest Showman
-absolute mess of time wasted

 

[Bradford]

Solo was inoffensive but forgettable, 5/10 (Alternatively: Solo had two directorial teams)

Crazy Rich Asians was decadent. 6/10

 

[retroman]

The Spiral Staircase

Simple but atmospheric murder mystery

 

[march_in_march]

Venom

Can someone wipe my memory?

2/10

 

[Z-Beat]

IT

This town is mad fucked

 

[trikster40]

Venom - Where the hell is Spider-Man?

Forgot my score: 7/10

 

[Landawng]

Tommy. The. Tit. Is. Praying

Snatch 5/5

 

[Deleted member 19996]

First Purge

Baby faced ***** grabber reference

 

[Rackham]

Mandy

Fucked my girlfriend during it.

 

[Starphanluke]

A Star is Born

Thank god I brought tissues.

9/10

 

[louie]

Hotel Artemis

These characters are super dull

 

[Chris McQueen]

Mandy

Fucked my girlfriend during it.

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[LGHT_TRSN]

Skycraper

Rock scales building. Dumb fun.

6/10

Mandy

Visually striking presentation. Mundane premise.

8/10

Jigsaw

I shouldn't watch these anymore.

3/10

 

[AlteredBeast]

Super 8

Spielbergesque Stranger Things antecedent decent

 

[ara]

Bad Times at the El Royale

I loved it, GF... Didn't

Or

Spoiler: full movie spoilers

Damn! Just kill them all.

 

[Poppy]

jigsaw was a bad movie

 

[kris.]

Bad Times at the El Royale

Fantastic til the third act.

 

[julian]

Hated it! ....okay, I lied.

The Informant

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Venom:

Not that bad, not good.

 

[retroman]

Robot Wars (1993)

Not enough stop motion battles

 

[FeistyBoots]

The Witch

I fucking loved that film

 

[Schlep]

The Predator

Predator now a family movie?

 

[Brewster123]

Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo

Honestly, I have no words.

 

[Deleted member 8593]

Hereditary

The ending is dog shit.

 

[Nexus2049]

Prometheus

Third best in Alien franchise

 

[Chris McQueen]

Hereditary

The ending is dog shit.

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[Scullibundo]

Fulfilling one's talent strains relationships.

Guess which Damien Chazelle movie this was.

 

[StrawberryJam]

Fulfilling one's talent strains relationships.

Guess which Damien Chazelle movie this was.

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All of them?

Mandy

80's LSD demonic revenge madness

9/10

 

[Chris McQueen]

Fulfilling one's talent strains relationships.

Guess which Damien Chazelle movie this was.

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[samb_rules]

The Square

Darker than the trailer implied.

 

[Dullahan]

Sicario 2.

Not Sicario, but still good.

 

[subpar spatula]

Venom:

It's better than Spiderman: Homecoming.

 

[Protome]

Mutafukaz

Weird, gorgeous, stylish but flat.

 

[ara]

Bad Times at the El Royale

Fantastic til the third act.

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Could also agree with this

 

[Deleted member 31092]

Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo

Honestly, I have no words.

Click to shrink...

 

[see5harp]

Solo was not a good movie. I thought people were maybe being extra based on the franchise but man it sucked.

 

[Chris McQueen]

Apostle (2018)

Not what the trailer promised.

Edit: 5 out of 10. 4 out of 10.

 

[Unknown Unknown]

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

Snatched legend suggests Turkish Aladdin.

 

[StrawberryJam]

First Man

Whitey is on the moon

6/10

 

[Tengrave]

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Final Duel Holds Up Still.

 

[Lys Skygge]

Jurassic World: Fallan Kingdom

This shit is utterly absurd.

 

[Yebele]

okay

 

[Plywood]

Chappaquiddick

A struggle between optics, humanity

 

[retroman]

Les Diaboliques

Tense and beautifully shot masterpiece.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Colossal

Wildly original premise, unlikeable characters.

 

[Luigi87]

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Bad movie but memorable lines.