Rate The Last Movie You Watched In 5 Words

[Chris McQueen]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Dumb Queen. Stalker Prince. Animals.

4 out of 10.

 

[nel e nel]

The Shape of Water

Amphibious penis is highly overrated.

 

[Laser Man]

Infinity War

Great villain, nice ending. Balance.

9/10

 

[Deleted member 35217]

Disobedience -
I love both Rachels equally.

 

[Chris McQueen]

Nevermind.

 

[BossAttack]

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Fun, but largely mediocre.

7.5/10

 

[Squarehard]

Goodfellas

They were all bad people.

9/10

 

[hombremalo]

Highway to hell (91-92?)

Nostalgia is ok sometimes, fun.

 

[Stinkles]

Mandy

Weapon forger avenges evil spectacularly.

5/5

 

[greatgeek]

The Last Jedi

Mythic. Personal. Goofy. Star Wars.

 

[zma1013]

War For The Planet Of The Apes

Andy Serkis plays smart ape.

4.8675309 out of 5

 

[Deleted member 9241]

The Dark Crystal has puppets.

 

[Protome]

Doctor Strange

House but he has magic.

3.5/5

 

[nicoga3000]

Dude Where's My Car?

Dumb movie. Fun when drunk.

Lots of beer out of 10.

 

[Deleted member 6173]

BlacKkKlansman

Black guy joins the KKK

4/5

 

[stan_marsh]

Spider-Man 3 with that Toby MacGuyver dude.

Fucking shit shit fucking trash.

1/5 had to remove that shit from my watch history so I'm never reminded of it again

 

[Leo Sagittarius]

2 Days in New York

Charming and funny as hell.

 

[Geist]

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Too good for this world.

5/5

 

[Grapezard]

Tag (2018)
Great concept is not enough.

 

[Cantaim]

Show Dogs

they just sexually abused dog

wtf/10

 

[Rocketz]

Infinity War

Should'a aimed for the head.

8/10

 

[Rapscallion]

Wakefield

Watching that family. No payoff.

6/10

 

[Deleted member 2229]

Annihilation:
"Don't worry, you'll change too"
Alternatively, "I see an altered beast"
10/10
Mandy:
"Drugs, Jesus, Sex, Doom Metal"
8/10
The Shape of Water:
"There's really someone for everyone"
10/10

 

[Doctor_Thomas]

Solo: A Star Wars Story

It's not actually that bad.

6/10

 

[R0b1n]

Schindler's List

Beautifully shot. Heartbreaking. Sometimes disorienting

 

[StaffyManasse]

SW:TLJ

Luke's arc was all right.

8/10

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Child's Play
"This is the end, friend"
8/10

 

[Doggg]

A Quiet Place

A dumb fucking overrated movie

Letter grade: D

 

[The Real Abed]

Jurassic World II: Fallen Kingdom

Dinosaur flick entertains well enough

3.8 raptors out of 5

 

[Akainu]

Infinity war

None of this really matters.

eh/10

 

[StrawberryJam]

The Predator

Is that guy Garrett Hedlund?

4/10

 

[Ogodei]

The Nun:

Trying Too Hard. Why Romania?

6/10

 

[DevilMayGuy]

A Simple Favor

A decent Paul Feig movie?

7/10

 

[Pudie]

Fantastic Beasts

Autistic magical zookeeper barely entertains.

 

[retroman]

The Woman in the Window

Good noir. Not Lang's best.

7/10

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Murder on the Orient Express
A Coincidence? I think not.

7/10

 

[retroman]

Fantastic Breast

Click to shrink...

Sounds like an interesting flick.

 

[ArtVandelay]

Blind Woman's Curse

What a strange genre mashup.

2.5/5

 

[theaface]

In Bruges

You're an inanimate fucking object.

9/10

 

[skeptem]

Tully

Too real, too fake.

7.5/10

 

[MontlyCure]

Doom

The Rock was much smaller.

10/10

 

[Pudie]

Sounds like an interesting flick.

Click to shrink...

Would've made it much better.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Solo

The backstory nobody asked for

6/10

 

[Laserdisk]

X-Men

Dated really very poorly

5/10

 

[okayfrog]

Unbreakable

Interesting concept for tv pilot

6/10

 

[UnpopularBlargh]

To All The Boys That I've Loved.

Pretty good teenage love story.

 

[Forerunner]

Sicario: Day of the Soldado

Xenophobia: Brown people are bad.

This movie was such a disappointment. I loved the first one and this one was just bad. A few good action scenes and that's it.

2/5

 

[Menome]

Arcade (1993)

Knightmare, skateboards, flannel, Seth Green.

X/10

 

[Bradford]

Mandy is really fucking good.

8/10

 

[itwasTuesday]

Red Sparrow

It was on in background.