Progressive Revolution was made in the Food Industry!

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We did it!

We have revolutionized the spork!

So many years of cumulation of knowledge, trials, and errors, and we finally make the spork utility much more useful, for Asian noodles!

No longer do we have to struggle with noodle soups and stringy vegetables flopping off of our sporks. No longer do have to use our hands to scoop or catch any food that trickles out of our sporks.

We finally did it. We have made progress!

And yes, you know you will try to use the chopsticks end, and we know that you'll give up using chopsticks.

Credits to /u/Gimmegimmegunshots and /u/ulvain for the inspirational quote describing this new invention!

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[Travo]

Put my fingers all over the spork end when attempting to use the chopsticks, then give up and try the spork.

 

[nsilvias]

missed opportunity to integrate a dual straw into that.

 

[BLEEN]

'progress'
The chork has been around since '07, brah.

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[delete12345]

'progress'
The chork has been around since '07, brah.

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Wait, it's called "chork"??

noooo, and here I thought it's a more recently created, brand new spork.

 

[ccbfan]

I dont see anything in that platter where chopsticks wouldnt be the best utensil

 

[BLEEN]

Wait, it's called "chork"??

noooo, and here I thought it's a more recently created, brand new spork.

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Yeah, there's even chork.com lol
And a wiki entry:

List of eating utensils - Wikipedia

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Chork – Pointed and slightly curved tongs, which can be used like chopsticks (as pincers) or as a fork (for spearing).
A different kind of chork is a fork with a split handle, which can be broken in half to make two chopsticks.

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You want progress? I got you:

Bow before...glork? Glicks?

 

[bangai-o]

On another note, restaurants really need to come up with a way to deal with plastic.

 

[BLEEN]

On another note, restaurants really need to come up with a way to deal with plastic.

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I've been saying for years to just make it edible.

 

[Razorskin]

On another note, restaurants really need to come up with a way to deal with plastic.

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Agreed, so much plastic waste from take out and delivery food.

 

[CaptainNuevo]

Yeah, there's even chork.com lol
And a wiki entry:

List of eating utensils - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You want progress? I got you:

Bow before...glork? Glicks?

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Are these real? I want them.

 

[Walter White Walker]

Should also incorporate a knife, screwdriver and scissors into it.

 

[Raccoon]

Yeah, there's even chork.com lol
And a wiki entry:

List of eating utensils - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You want progress? I got you:

Bow before...glork? Glicks?

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glopsticks

 

[Deleted member 6949]

Those aren't chopsticks they are tweezers.

 

[BLEEN]

glopsticks

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yassss glopppp

 

[BLEEN]

Are these real? I want them.

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They were a concept from a 3D designer, iirc.

Edit* Brad Gressel

 

[Dongs Macabre]

I feel like chopsticks and forks serve mostly the same purpose. Rather have a spoon. A choon?

 

[Fear and wonder]

Should also incorporate a knife, screwdriver and scissors into it.

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And like any multi-tool, none of those things will work in an acceptable manner.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Those are going to be suck-ass chopsticks that can't grip anything.

 

[delete12345]

Those are going to be suck-ass chopsticks that can't grip anything.

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That's why we have the fork end, for gripping things.

 

[Sacrilicious]

That's why we have the fork end, for gripping things.

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Forks are designed to spear food, they can't grip anything. Chopsticks, like tongs, are designed for effective grip.

If this can't grip properly, it's basically just an annoying fork.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Yeah, there's even chork.com lol
And a wiki entry:

List of eating utensils - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You want progress? I got you:

Bow before...glork? Glicks?

Click to shrink...

'progress'
The chork has been around since '07, brah.

Amazon.com | The Chork - Chopsticks and Fork in One (24 Pack): Chopsticks & Chopstick Holders

Shop The Chork at the Amazon Dining & Entertaining store. Free Shipping on eligible items. Everyday low prices, save up to 50%.

www.amazon.com

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You guys wait till you see what I'm inventing.

I think I'll calling it the Dildork.

 

[DopeyFish]

You guys wait till you see what I'm inventing.

I think I'll calling it the Dildork.

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the marketing campaign should be summed up as

go fork yourself

 

[FaceHugger]

*spins his computer chair around, facing the window, staring off into the city lights*

This changes everything.

 

[Spaceroast]

That just looks like an awkward way to use chopsticks.

 

[delete12345]

If this can't grip properly, it's basically just an annoying fork.

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Isn't this an issue with sporks? They tend to not be able to grip properly... let alone spearing things.

Ahhhh, maybe... maybe we need to put chopsticks into the sporks... 3-in-1 combo...

Each tool will compensate the others, respectively.

 

[BLEEN]

You guys wait till you see what I'm inventing.

I think I'll calling it the Dildork.

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My ex-wife will love it!