President Trump has thoughts on...the edge-to-edge screen iPhone

[Deleted member 43084]

Alright, I was not expecting this.

 

[Addie]

Yet another thing President Shirtbag is completely clueless about.

 

[Tregard]

Smart to leave his surname out this time

 

[I am a Bird]

If I had a dollar for every time an old person complained that the world didn't stay the same.

 

[kennyamr]

Tim Apple?

 

[Zyrokai]

Someone got a new phone.

 

[Deleted member 39374]

who's gonna post "broken clocks" in here first

 

[zoggy]

Checkmate iphone users

 

[Cyanity]

I hate this man

 

[DMczaf]

Just another distraction

lol old people can't use tech, look at this instead of my crimes !

 

[bdwnfn99]

Translation: not fat finger friendly

 

[Lant_War]

Broken clock

 

[Dyle]

What are his thoughts on the notch?

 

[efr]

Someone got a new phone.

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Great to announce it on Twitter so foreign governments can try(and easily) hack it. He's such a dumbass

 

[finalflame]

@TimApple

 

[Wulfric]

Are iPhones secure for enough for the president to use? I thought they used a custom device while they were in office.

 

[JeTmAn]

A broken clock does something mysterious twice a day

 

[rjinaz]

My 65 year old Mother got a pixel 4 and almost returned it because she couldn't figure out how to "go back". I had to come over and change her setting to put on the back button.

 

[ZackieChan]

It was then that he became president

 

[BWoog]

I remember when his doctor said "Trump starts every morning as if he's completely reset" and its true. This mother fucker has no perception of reality and can just Tweet out the dumbest fucking shit of all time without any introspection. I can't wait till he's dead.

 

[Jeb]

I see it's not that accommodative to tiny hands.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

He's not wrong.

 

[andymcc]

is this how rudy accidentally called that reporter?

 

[Ponn]

You know broken clock and all that but I agree with him. I miss thumbprint unlock, Face ID fucking sucks.

 

[Deleted member 18944]

Just look at the fucking phone with your eyes and use your god damn hands, you clown. Shit ain't hard.

 

[chadskin]

Over to you, Tim Apple

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Well... he's right

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Tim Apple is gonna take this advice to heart.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I remember when his doctor said "Trump starts every morning as if he's completely reset" and its true. This mother fucker has no perception of reality and can just Tweet out the dumbest fucking shit of all time without any introspection. I can't wait till he's dead.

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Same. I'm going to fucking celebrate.

 

[Tobor]

It's amazing how one man can be so wrong about everything.

Well... he's right

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NO HE IS NOT. FFS.

 

[Deleted member 43084]

My read is that he's talking about app switching, not authentication. Had to press the home button on the old iPhones, have to swipe up from the bottom on the edge-to-edge phones.

 

[onadesertedisland]

 

[Deleted member 4482]

 

[Deleted member 2625]

do you guys remember that part in Vanilla Sky where he just looks at the sky and screams "tech support" over and over

 

[plain]

Home button sucks.

 

[The Artisan]

My 65 year old Mother got a pixel 4 and almost returned it because she couldn't figure out how to "go back". I had to come over and change her setting to put on the back button.

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Would you be offended if I found this funny

 

[RDreamer]

is this how rudy accidentally called that reporter?

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This was honestly my first thought.

 

[rjinaz]

Would you be offended if I found this funny

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Nah. She doesn't even need an $800 phone to send texts and browse facebook and take pictures. But you know, even at 65 I guess people want the next best thing.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Wearing it as a badge of honor that I'm using a phone Trump hates :)

 

[Deleted member 9317]

Yet another thing President Shirtbag is completely clueless about.

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You think so? Or maybe it's a play to appease/confuse the stock market. Its earnings time, after all.

 

[Whitemex]

I wish the markets were to see how this would affect apple stock

 

[rb1121]

When he's right, he's right

 

[Matador]

Broken pendulum.

 

[faceless]

More proof that this guy is an idiot

 

[Lump]

I worked for AppleCare for a few years and this sounds exactly like the kind of statement I'd hear from older folks who called into AppleCare to ask where the button went.

 

[turbobrick]

Well, I wouldn't say he's wrong.

 

[TheGhost]

He's not wrong, mostly because I miss the finger print unlock.

Having to constantly lift up my phone at work and give it the 😒 just to unlock it is not the most discreet move in the world.

 

[cakely]

He really thinks he's got Tim Apple's ear.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

How do you do fellow kids?

 

[B-Dubs]

We don't need a thread for every Trump tweet. If it's actually newsworthy feel free to post it.