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President Fuckface (Trump) Brags About How Much He Works Thank To The Magic Of Hambergers
- Thread starter DrForester
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Why has't this fucker had a heart attack yet? I've known far younger people succumb to shit eating habbits...
Jesus fucking Christ
was wondering why he was talking about "journalist" there
Wait, is he saying NYTimes is claiming he's "angrily eating a hamberger" or that's actually, uh, doing that in the Oval Office?
god I hate this timeline
god I hate this timeline
"Haven't left the White House in many months"
It is April. He was doing rallies, last month, in March.
He even tried to make this claim in a briefing this week and was called out on it by a reporter. Lie until it is true I guess.
It is April. He was doing rallies, last month, in March.
He even tried to make this claim in a briefing this week and was called out on it by a reporter. Lie until it is true I guess.
"Angrily eating a hamburger"
This is probably the first time something in this position has ever made this statement.
This is probably the first time something in this position has ever made this statement.
Well let's just put these through the Trump Translator and.....
"I miss McDonald's"
"I'm the laziest President in history and I know it"
"I'm tired of all these reporters catching me in my crimes, particularly with Russia. Can't you go back to ignoring my criminal actions like you did before I was President?"
"I'm terrified of all the lawsuits and investigations that'll happen if I lose the election"
"I'm hungry"
"I miss McDonald's"
"I'm the laziest President in history and I know it"
"I'm tired of all these reporters catching me in my crimes, particularly with Russia. Can't you go back to ignoring my criminal actions like you did before I was President?"
"I'm terrified of all the lawsuits and investigations that'll happen if I lose the election"
"I'm hungry"
He is the George Costanza of politics.
"It's not a lie, if you believe it."
Again, he is criticizing the media's claims that he just eats hamburgers and drinks coke angrily, not that he actually does just that.
A mod should seriously correct that title.
The misspelling of Nobel prize. The confusing the Nobel prize with the Pulitzer. It's so perfectly stupid.
He should win the Noble prize for stupidity.
He should win the Noble prize for stupidity.
When are we going to stop pretending this is funny anymore? This is "orange man bad" levels of riffing, like step up your game, guys.
Do we really need to have to have someone defend this fucking dumbass in every single thread?
Haha. Bang on the money. I have never in my life known of someone so easy to read.
Stable genius (genious) though!
Of course he is. You already knew the answer to this, but I see you still have a glimmer of hope for him not being a complete ignoramus. It's time to let that go.
He is saying he is working hard in the oval office while reading articles claiming he is doing that.
I'm damned near positive one of his surrogates said that exact line during his presidential run.
Can't imagine flying to the White House for that......i would have been so disappointed./cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/62849814/GettyImages_1082818592.0.jpg)
There's a reason for that...
This cracked me up 😂
I'm still baffled at how we ended up in a situation where the President of the United States posts low tier poorly spelled internet rants on twitter. The guy is like a child. Just wow.
That's easy to believe, just the time it would take to bring those from a restaurant and stack them on trays like that would be more than long enough to go cold. Let alone them sitting in the room for President Fuckface's photo op before anybody eats them.
Here's the article he's pissed off about. It paints him as utterly pathetic. Hope the writers win a "noble prize!"
Home Alone at the White House: A Sour President, With TV His Constant Companion
Home Alone at the White House: A Sour President, With TV His Constant Companion
he never eats them in anger.
He should win the Pulitzer peace prize, he eats them so calmly.
btw another reminder that this series of tweets on its own would get any ceo in America fired and should be all the evidence required to get the 25th amendment enacted.
Fast food gets cold quick. I can't believe they didn't think of warming trays.
Donald J. Trump has never worked a hard day in his life. He was never asked to until now. He's fraying
Hardest working in history. Yes. I'm all of history you are the hardest working. Through civil and world wars - you, Donald are the hardest working.
Can't even spell Alfred Nobel's name right. Truly a man of the American people who voted for him.