President Donald Trump and the First Lady have tested positive for coronavirus (read Threadmarks to keep up)

[Joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Jared! Get the ventilators!
.... uh well what had happened was....

 

[Shard Shinjuku]

What a shame.

 

[Herb Alpert]

OK, now is your time to shine, coronavirus, don't let us down

Yeah I know it's bad to wish for someone else's illness (or worse), but I would like to make an exception for this asshole. The irony would be perfect.

 

[SuperBoss]

What's the source of this news, just his tweet?

Not sure if I buy it if that's the case. Could be a fake play by him to avoid the debates, garner sympathy, and "prove" how tough he is by "surviving" the virus.

 

[Lobster Roll]

Not gonna get my hopes up completely, just going to see if there's a single tiny shred of karmic justice in this universe. Even if it comes in small doses.

 

[JaggedSac]

Load that man up with hydrocloraquine!!

 

[Astral]

Good thing for him scientists are almost done with the vaccine and he'll be getting it real soon.

 

[scarlet]

You have one job COVID!

 

[Mahonay]

Is it me or is it not him writing that? The spelling and everything is on point.

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Definitely not. He aides Tweet for him pretty often when it's not his personal tirades from the toilet.

 

[Ascenion]

Biden needs to be tested immediately. This shit ain't funny.

 

[Kaitos]

So he knew he could've been exposed.

He did events all day with people.

Then he tested positive.

 

[Superplex]

Perfect...And just after I finished filling out my absentee ballot

 

[Cranster]

I hope Biden is ok, also...

I hope for a horrible, unsuccessful recovery.

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[shenden]

Could this be just a very bad PR-stunt of him actually not having the viruse and trying to get sympathy votes before the election?

 

[Leeness]

Wooooooooow.

Please be okay, Biden.

 

[Deleted member 3010]

He's an old and overweight fascist, hope the virus does its work.

 

[Takyon]

* guitar riff of Celebration starts playing *

 

[Deleted member 3896]

BE BEST

 

[BobLoblaw]

:)

 

[UltimateHigh]

Now is the time to rally behind the president, he needs our thoughts and prayers.

 

[cameron]

Donald gave it to Hicks.

 

[Carbon]

WOW. WOOOOOOW.

Well, this probably means no more debates, right?

 

[Sim]

oh word

 

[Deleted member 14887]

Let's give covid some help & hope he takes some hydroxichloriquine

 

[carlsojo]

Literally teared up with joy.

 

[D23]

WOW

 

[AriesM4rch]

LMAOOOOOOO

 

[Joseph Elsbernd]

I hope he lives so he can stand trial someday.

 

[Lotto]

redacting what i said but um, that sure is something. sucks bro.

 

[the magical kitsune]

 

[thebigword]

I want this to be true, but I think it's a lie to avoid the next debates.

 

[VeryHighlander]

Surprised how many of you are so quick to jump to conspiracy theories that are just flat out stupid.

 

[Cenauru]

I hope he doesn't come out fine.

If he recovers fine, he's gonna boast about how he beat the virus with pure willpower, no masks needed.

Fuck him up, COVID. It's going to be hell for our country if he weaponizes a speedy recovery against us.

 

[Septimus Prime]

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[mAcOdIn]

If Trump dies before the vote, would Republican's fall in line behind Pence?

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No choice but to fall in line behind Pence, Trump/Pence are who's on the ballot, voting has already started, too late to change now. Same with Biden/Harris, if Biden dies before the inauguration it'd be President Harris.

He'll do that virtually. Big screen and everything

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Then he could debate virtually!

 

[Cipherr]

200K PEOPLE ARE DEAD. Im gonna keep it 100. I will not show sympathy for them.

I refuse. So we need a legit threadmark if you gonna ban for not wishing them well. Because fuck that.

 

[S-Wind]

Right now I feel like Gustavo Fring when he saw that Hector Salamanca was having a heart attack.

I do not want Trump to die yet!!!

I want him to live many more years, in prison, seeing his name and his legacy dragged through the muck. I want him to see his children (at least Ivanka, but Eric and Don Jr. As well) imprisoned for their roles in his crimes.

Once he has realized that everything he values has been irrevocably trashed, and that all his life's work has done nothing more than destroy everything he holds dear, only then can he die.

And not a second earlier!

 

[Dphex]

2020 keeps on delivering...

but i don´t know if that is a good or a bad thing that he tested positive...watch him recover and painting himself as the strong survivor saying that he never felt any effects from the virus at all.

 

[Amnixia]

I honestly think he's faking it so he can claim "it's no big deal"

 

[Deleted member 4260]

Oh yeah, I hope Biden doesn't have it either.

 

[Milennia]

Hope he uses a brand new bleach/chloroquine combo drug, just the ultimate cure

 

[TheOMan]

I honestly wouldn't put it past him to have already caught it, recovered, and then kept in his back pocket until now. Hope Hicks testing positive though lends credence to him actually having it now though.

 

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[Deleted member 13496]

Yeah chalk me up with the "PR move bullshit" crowd.

This is for sure just a ploy.

 

[Trey]

Bound to happen.

 

[gogosox82]

My thoughts and prayers are with Covid

 

[spookyduzt]

If Trump dies before the vote, would Republican's fall in line behind Pence?

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Does a squirrel shit in the forest?

 

[PlantedUnicorn]

I am so going to be annoyed if he has no symptoms then he uses that to continue his bullshit that it's not a big deal cause he survived it or some shit.

 

[Vertpin]

I hope for a horrible, unsuccessful recovery.

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[doof_warrior]

nothing bad has ever happened to him. he'll be asymptomatic and get over it. but he also just gave it to joe biden, who's gonna fucking die