President Donald Trump and the First Lady have tested positive for coronavirus (read Threadmarks to keep up)

[Lulu]

PLEASE COVID PLEASE DO THIS

 

[construct]

thoughts and prayers motherfuckers

 

[Natiko]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I hope he and his team were never anywhere near Biden during the debate.

 

[Milennia]

I just choke laughed for 5 minutes straight

 

[Dalek]

Try shouting the virus down, Donnie.

 

[Rad Bandolar]

Hopefully he didn't pass it on to Biden during the debate.

 

[Mortemis]

LMAO holy shit

 

[Deleted member 75819]

Wow. This is one for the history textbooks.

 

[mbpm]

I'm actually more surprised he didn't get it secretly and recovered at some point

 

[DrEvil]

 

[Mahonay]

 

[Icolin]

 

[Sky Chief]

Karma!

 

[Pein]

I hope for the worst outcome you fucking orange asshole.

 

[Nabs]

Y'all choosing this moment to believe Trump?

 

[Badgerst]

My wife just literally stated "karma is a bitch"

just wow

 

[Scottt]

Nature is healing

 

[Coolverine]

i'd love for this to be truly verified by someone not in the administration. this can easily be a massive lie, to what end, who knows how they plan to use it if so. or it is all real, and we sit back see how they use his recovery from it as a weapon.

 

[Glimlocker]

So, uhhh...

The debate's probably not happening anymore, huh...

 

[xclk07]

FUCKING FINALLY!!! How many damn WH ppl had contracted this and he got away scott free?

Of course, this just means they will both be asymptomatic/light case and he'll double down on it not being a big deal.

 

[0VERBYTE]

99% chance this is just a cover so he can bail on the rest of the debates.

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Lol yup. See thru you we do.

 

[Chanser]

Hmm...

 

[Spartacris]

My concern is this will help him politically.

 

[Ryhian]

Watch it have absolutely no effect on him and he continues to downplay it even further

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This is where I think it will end up going, but I really hope not.

 

[chronos4590]

Holy shit I'm shocked they admit it however this is also perfect for him to of course not debate

 

[Kaeden]

So the people that don't believe in it what do they say now?

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This is what I want to know. Badly.

 

[DJGolfClap]

I wouldn't wish this kind of hardship on any human being.

Luckily that doesn't apply here.

 

[Wyman Manderly]

2020

 

[TheOMan]

He REALLY didn't want to do the townhall.

 

[FormatCompatible]

Well then

You know what to do, virus.

 

[Thatonedice1]

 

[Z-Beat]

So, uhhh...

The debate's probably not happening anymore, huh...

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Guess I'll have to watch reruns of Wildin' Out then

 

[Vakuf]

2020 redeemed?

 

[RelaxedOtter]

Oh no, I can't keep this grin off my face.

Thoughts and ...

 

[Dalek]

Infected by a hoax.

 

[bastardly]

unless he falls really ill, this is just going to prove to all the fucknuts out there is nothing worry about and they're really going to call for everything to be opened immediately

 

[rjinaz]

This fucking year. Did not see this coming. Whew. Tots and pears.

 

[construct]

hopefully not asymptomatic for the sole reason of not being able to say he's the greatest at getting the virus or whatever.

and for other reasons.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Hope this doesn't garner him sympathy in the polls.

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This is what worries me

 

[Brian_FETO]

 

[Silvergun-Blue]

I prescribe drinking lots of bleach Mr President.

 

[Deleted member 36578]

Lol

 

[jakomocha]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

 

[lush]

Thank goodness it's a hoax. Hopefully they survive so his pathetic cult can watch him lose in humiliating fashion.

 

[DPT120]

Thoughts and prayers

 

[Sandfox]

i'd love for this to be truly verified by someone not in the administration. this can easily be a massive lie, to what end, who knows how they plan to use it if so. or it is all real, and we sit back see how they use his recovery from it as a weapon.

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I don't think it benefits him to say he has it given how it goes against his message.

 

[BAD]

2020 is givin me WHIPLASH I swear

 

[Doggg]

Lol yup. See thru you we do.

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I really really wish people would stop saying this dumb shit

 

[Milennia]

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Woj will never recover from this bomb