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SilentPanda

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Nov 6, 2017
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Earth
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krae_man

Master of Balan Wonderworld
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Oct 25, 2017
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You finished cleaning yourself, but you missed 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...Spots

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Mariachi507

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So basically if you are a swallower and take facials you become a god? Got it. I'll attach that video to my Tinder profile.

I looked everywhere for an Onion logo on that. To be frank, I'm still looking.
 

Bard

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm just here hoping the people she gets her semen from have a healthy diet containing a lot of fruits. Cause she a trooper if not.
I was going to ask, since I didn't watch the video the whole way through, but does she mention where she gets it from? Because it looked like she pulled an entire tray out of the fridge?!
 

Radiophonic

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Oct 25, 2017
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I was going to ask, since I didn't watch the video the whole way through, but does she mention where she gets it from? Because it looked like she pulled an entire tray out of the fridge?!
I was thinking of her boyfriend or husband being all annoyed when she told him she needed him to load the ice tray again
 

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I was going to ask, since I didn't watch the video the whole way through, but does she mention where she gets it from? Because it looked like she pulled an entire tray out of the fridge?!
I've just got the image of a very tired, dehydrated husband with a very sore penis cowering in the corner of a room. She opens the door, throws another cup at him and yells "I AM THIRSTY!". She's never even 'helped'. That poor man. Actually, call a priest, I think she might be some kind of vampire.
 

Bard

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Oct 25, 2017
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I was thinking of her boyfriend or husband being all annoyed when she told him she needed him to load the ice tray again
I've just got the image of a very tired, dehydrated husband with a very sore penis cowering in the corner of a room. She opens the door, throws another cup at him and yells "I AM THIRSTY!". She's never even 'helped'. That poor man. Actually, call a priest, I think she might be some kind of vampire.

One dude wouldn't be able to keep doing that shit every day so much.
 
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