Philadelphia cream cheese company announces Philly Series 5: the next generation of cheesecake

[Sybil]

Anyone have confirmation on if I put this on sleep mode, the cheesy goodness will remain intact upon awakening?

 

[Gedi]

Oh my, this is delightful.

 

[Marmoka]

Whoever did this, is a genius. Now I need to eat that, haha.

 

[MrKlaw]

Exclusives include:
5 bricks of cream cheese
dual egg processor
3D cookie crumb technology
ultra HD white chocolate

https://phillyseries5.com/

The real next gen starts now baby let's gooooooo

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No secret sauce?

 

[Radec]

Now that's an amazing ad

 

[Sanka]

Is this going to hold nextgen consoles back?

 

[Kimaris]

Is this legal?

 

[Radec]

Is this going to hold nextgen consoles back?

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I think thats the BMW S Series you're talking about.

 

[Machine Law]

I need this.

 

[Vex]

they need to hurry up and reveal the controller already

 

[RestEerie]

i don't know man... something about this seems Anti-consumer™

 

[mclem]

Maybe this is a hint that Philadelphia Cream Cheese will be the next company after Amazon and Google to jump into the console market.

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Wouldn't be any weirder than the Connecticut Leather Company.

 

[WyLD iNk]

Cheesecake is disgusting. Nice design tho!

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Found the robot sent from the future to destroy us in the past.

 

[Deleted member 20831]

Does it support Ray Tracing and 3D Tempest Audio?
What about Backward compatibility testing Digital Foundry?
Wattage while under load?
How hot can it run?

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Be wary you have to build yourself before you can play!

 

[SinkFla]

Cashing in on the "KFC Console" idea I guess.

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Goddamn copycats!

 

[GTAce]

Okay, I literally lol'd.

 

[Chief Malik]

Cheesecake is disgusting.

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?????????

 

[Humidex]

YES PLEASE.

 

[Deleted member 11370]

I'm willing to fork over 5€ for this, though I'm spread too thin this month with all the new gen purchases.

Sorry if I'm being too cheesy.

 

[GTAce]

I'm willing to fork over 5€ for this, though I'm spread too thin this month with all the new gen purchases.

Sorry if I'm being too cheesy.

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Perfect humour when you're baked.

 

[Uzupedro]

 

[HStallion]

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Sony should order a couple of these for their Christmas party... if they have one this year.

 

[MysticGon]

Eye rolled so hard they nearly flew out of their sockets.

 

[Thicc Enigma]

This is brilliant lol

 

[hanshen]

Of course the website crashed once it's open to order.

 

[Sybil]

site's down, this is truly a realistic experience

edit: sold out when i couldn't even get past the billing/shipping. this is also very realistic

 

[HamSandwich]

And just like the PS5, the site is down

 

[Deleted member 9857]

I at least got the contact/billing information form but then their servers crashed :-/

 

[hanshen]

I at least got the contact/billing information form but then their servers crashed :-/

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I'm stuck on that page too.

 

[SpecDot]

Cheesecake is disgusting. Nice design tho!

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Get your Carrot Cake eating self outta here!

 

[alstrike]

Is this only available on the US? I need it in my life pronto.

 

[James]

Got mine! That was way easier than trying to get a new console.

 

[Bluesteel]

I somehow managed to snag one of these. Honestly 5 bricks of cream cheese costs probably 8-10 bucks and I'm a sucker for cheesecake so this is an absolute win

 

[ekim]

What's the secret sauce?

 

[DeadmansTheory]

Does it come with a bagel controller or sold separately?

 

[HStallion]

Does it come with a bagel controller or sold separately?

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Come one. It comes with the DualSnack with nugget filled triggers and next gen chocolate feedback.

 

[hanshen]

Dammit.

 

[Deleted member 9857]

Dammit.

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I was there at noon & only ever got the form to fill out to load twice but always got a server error after that :-/ not sure I'll bother to try again tomorrow...

 

[Phellps]

This is art

 

[Goodacre0081]

edit: oh, this thing actually plays games?

 

[CortexVortex]

Haha well played, well played

 

[hanshen]

are you guys ready for the true next gen ordering experience?

 

[Bluesteel]

Well, it came in the mail today:

The box is massive. We'll see if I have the energy to actually make the damn thing today

 

[grand]

Well, it came in the mail today:

The box is massive. We'll see if I have the energy to actually make the damn thing today

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Holy shit. For the price I thought it would be the size of your mug at most

 

[Amauri14]

Well, for the looks of it they only made a digital edition.

 

[GFdoom]

just like the ps5, it was impossible to get one of those...

 

[Neat]

Well, it came in the mail today:

The box is massive. We'll see if I have the energy to actually make the damn thing today

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Holy shit what a beast.

Glad someone actually went through with this

 

[nihilence]

How's the reseller market on these? 🤣
Be sure not to pay with friends and family.

 

[SinkFla]

This was something you could actually buy? What in the Fuck lol