people keep sticking nuts in my brownies and cookies and I have had enough

[Godfather]

Brownies are infinitely better with nuts added.

 

[ishan]

hazelnut + chocolate = DIVINITY

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give this man a medal.

 

[Midas]

Some people are crazy. Nuts are amazing. It's the best thing to have in any kind of cookie/cake/pastry. Pistachios. Mmmm.

 

[ishan]

The best brownie recipe on the planet is Katherine Hepburn's, which contains a generous portion of walnuts. So...yes, I do that crime.

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agree add brownies should have walnuts not lots of fudge/extra chocolate

 

[Enduin]

Shit's gross. Nothing is worse than biting into a nice looking cookie or brownie and getting mouth molested by a walnut or some shit. They fuck up the texture and taste.

 

[Deleted member 290]

They want you to buy the bars with nuts in them, because the profit margin is greater than that of plain chocolate bars. Assuming it's good chocolate in the first place, that is.

 

[echoshifting]

I am F5ing these very important poll results

 

[chezzymann]

The best brownie recipe on the planet is Katherine Hepburn's, which contains a generous portion of walnuts. So...yes, I do that crime.

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That means its the worst recipe

 

[Deleted member 9479]

What this tells me is you keep eating brownies and cookies that weren't meant for you to begin with.

 

[Deleted member 17952]

You know what's better than a chocolate fudge? A rocky road.

 

[Atom Heart Mother]

sorry, but lol

 

[shinobi602]

The only time I accept nuts in chocolate is a Snickers or Baby Ruth. Everything else is a spawn of satan.

 

[Cotton McKnight]

I feel bad for people with nut allergies (and would actively find out who has an allergy so I would not make something that would affect them), anyone else, just deal with the nuts, they're great!

 

[InspectaDekka]

 

[Aureon]

Seriously, you people haven't ever tasted anything like Nocciolato, Gianduia, or even fucking Nutella?

Every day we stray further from god's light.
And god, in this instance, is hazelnut chocolate.

 

[Thorn]

Nuts in smooth food like brownies/cookies are fucking evil.

Literally ruin the smooth texture.

 

[Grapezard]

Peanuts don't deserve to exist in anything. It is known.

 

[chezzymann]

Seriously, you people haven't ever tasted anything like Nocciolato, Gianduia, or even fucking Nutella?

Every day we stray further from god's light.
And god, in this instance, is hazelnut chocolate.

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Nutella tastes great its just when you start sticking grounded up nuts in a smooth, juicy brownie that's an issue. Breaks up the amazing texture and distracts from the flavor.

 

[kvetcha]

That means its the worst recipe

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More for me, man.

 

[Wyman Manderly]

You have my trident, OP

 

[teague]

Here's a list of all the types of nuts that are DELICIOUS in desserts:

...

 

[bye]

nuts have their use in cookies, sometimes, but never in brownies. fuck that noise

 

[Neece]

I used to not like nuts. I like nuts now.

 

[0VERBYTE]

The Innuendo in this thread is strooong!!

 

[Deleted member 32374]

ITS AT 50/50.

SENDING POWERFUL VIBES TO THE NUTS. IT SHOULD WORK, ERA IS FULL OF NUTS!

CAPTIALIZING LETTERS INCREASES POWER.

 

[Aureon]

Nutella tastes great its just when you start sticking grounded up nuts in a smooth, juicy brownie that's an issue. Breaks up the amazing texture and distracts from the flavor.

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Aaand i'm hungry now.

I've seen someone post about walnuts or pistachios, yeah, that shit is niche once in a while. But hazelnuts...

 

[carlsojo]

Damn I could go for a big ass brownie with big ass nuts in them.

 

[Deleted member 32374]

 

[jts]

WRONG. White macadamia chewy cookies are god-tier.

However, I too, have found the haphazard deployment of nuts in desserts to be somewhat counterproductive at times.

 

[Regiruler]

OP's never had banana bread.

 

[ItsTheLittleThings]

Not technically a nut.

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Well, was more about the crunch thing inside thing. :P

 

[PSqueak]

Unless you have an allergy, this is an opinion issue and you shouldn't be this mad about something so trivial.

 

[BLEEN]

Nuts, KitKats, Reese's, Hershey's, m&Ms, etc, etc. And no one scoffs at my brownies, no one. Live a little, love a little.

You haven't truly lived and loved until you try my macadamia walnut Reese's Pieces cranberry brownies.

 

[Deleted member 31817]

Brownies already have the perfect texture. People who add nuts or chocolate chips to them deserve to starve.


Also yes I did used to have a nut and peanut allergy.

 

[SliceSabre]

Putting nuts in brownies is a fucking crime and upsets me. I like nuts and I like brownies but not together.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

THANK YOU!

Its annoying when people put nuts in shit. Stop fucking doing that!

 

[DeliciousSunnyD!]

You have my sword OP! Nothing worse than biting into a delicious looking cookie/brownie/dessert item only to discover some form of nut is casually contained within.

Nuts pretty much ruin brownies IMO.

 

[Godzilla's Left Toe]

Because it's fucking delicious

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Depends on how fresh the nuts are. Sometimes you take a nibble and enjoy the sensation of swirling them around in your mouth.

 

[hey it's that dog]

It's not like I go out of my way to have sweets with nuts in them but I think they are intended for a more sophisticated palate so I can see how they'd be controversial here. :trollface:

 

[I KILL PXLS]

Yeah, I hate this shit lol. Nothing worse than biting in to a brownie only to find nuts in the middle. Stop ruining my baked sweets people!

 

[DeliciousSunnyD!]

Shit's gross. Nothing is worse than biting into a nice looking cookie or brownie and getting mouth molested by a walnut or some shit. They fuck up the texture and taste.

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10000000000%.

 

[chezzymann]

Its perfectly split. We should split humanity into two different groups, nuts and nuttless.

Wait a second.....

 

[Not Spaceghost]

I guess you could say
I'm nuts
for
NUTS

AHHAHAHAHEHEHEAHHWEEREWRKWLJFKADJFK;LAJD

 

[Cpt-GargameL]

Nuts everywhere! I love them. Especially in brownies.

 

[Deception]

WHAT? Walnuts in brownies is one of the best things in the world.

 

[Deleted member 32374]

It's not like I go out of my way to have sweets with nuts in them but I think they are intended for a more sophisticated palate so I can see how they'd be controversial here. :trollface:

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ITS IS CRIMINAL TO EAT YOUR OWN.

OR SO SOCIETY TELLS YOU.

AS A NUT WHO ENJOYS EATING NUTS.

IGNORE SOCIETY.

EDIT: STILL AT 50%. I AM SENDING NUT POWER. WE SHALL WIN.

 

[Robdraggoo]

Brownies are good with walnuts

My favorite cookie is a goey white chocolate macadamia

Almond chicken at Chinese restaurants

Nuts a great on their own.

But if they dissapreared over night, I probably would be indifferent about it

 

[kvetcha]

Brownies are good with walnuts

My favorite cookie is a goey white chocolate macadamia

Almond chicken at Chinese restaurants

Nuts a great on their own.

But if they dissapreared over night, I probably would be indifferent about it

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No peanut butter? No peanut noodles? No pralines? No wasabi-soy almonds?

 

[Eros]

I can do either or because I'm a normal ass person