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People At Work Are Nasty: The Thread
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How is a presence so vile even tolerated? What kind of work does he do?
I've had to clean blood off the inside handle of the bathroom stall because I knew the cleaning crew wouldn't notice it. I also hate seeing the person in the stall next to me pull the toilet paper so that part of it touches the ground before they tear it off. You're really going to wipe yourself with bathroom floor paper?
I don't normally work with him so most of this is just what I've been told. But I heard recently he got pulled into the bosses office and was told to get his shit together or he's gone. Another thing I forgot to mention was he was constantly falling asleep on the job due to lack of energy or sleep. Problem is we're kinda short staffed and they really don't want to fire anyone at the moment.
I will never drink liquor at a bar ever again. Only beer if i know for sure is either out of a keg or beer bottle or can that wasn't already opened.
The guy who sits next to me is a full blown gronk, he will lift his ass to fart and regularly hocks a big loogie into a tissue and puts it in the bin near his feet. I'm his manager so I should say something but I'm too embarressed to even acknowledge it.
In our warehouse toilets it will be minutes after the cleaner has left and already there will be piss and shit around the bowl (I'm not joking....minutes!!). The company I work for is Chinese owned and operated and they hire a lot of students/casuals to work in the warehouse so they must be standing on the bowl or something because I have never seen it this bad in any previous jobs.
In our warehouse toilets it will be minutes after the cleaner has left and already there will be piss and shit around the bowl (I'm not joking....minutes!!). The company I work for is Chinese owned and operated and they hire a lot of students/casuals to work in the warehouse so they must be standing on the bowl or something because I have never seen it this bad in any previous jobs.
EA has full time cleaning staff, so they're constantly cleaning the restrooms, taking out the trash, restocking, doing the dishes, cleaning the coffee machine, etc. during business hours. It's damn sweet, and I feel spoiled.
Back when I used to work at Japanese companies, dudes would use the restroom and walk right out without washing their hands all the time. I was thinking maybe it's cultural, so I talked with a female Japanese colleague about it. It's not cultural; lots of dudes are just fucking gross.
Back when I used to work at Japanese companies, dudes would use the restroom and walk right out without washing their hands all the time. I was thinking maybe it's cultural, so I talked with a female Japanese colleague about it. It's not cultural; lots of dudes are just fucking gross.
Not as disgusting as OP, but one of my new colegue always make rattling sound with his throat, like he had something, but that's been like that for months, and it's every 2 minutes. It's not even a rattling but a sort of smushiness high pit sound. Also he like to see what i do behind my back when im working on the computer of a client, but like really enter my personnal space. Tho since he is new and my boss is in the same room, i dont want to tell me to back off
I worked at a juice bar years ago, we did fresh veggie juices. Apparently there was a time when one of the dudes I worked with had a really shitty customer. This is all secondhand, but apparently when he went to the back fridge room to get a carrot to juice, he stuck it down his pants before walking back to the counter, and used it for the customers drink. Never looked at that dude the same way.
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I have seen both of these things at my workplace. Piss on the floor by the urinal is common, everyday. Boogers on the walls have also been spotted.
People are nasty.
Whoa let's slow down here and focus on this. You can microwave pizza rolls right in the bag? This is huge.
The weirdest one for me is when I'm in a stall and I hear someone else come in, have the messiest sounding shit ever, then wipe exactly one time and then flush and leave. I can hear how wet that shit is, there's no way it's being dealt with in one wipe. This happens all the time, too.
Edit: actually nah it's a little specific, just in case someone else might know.
Are they naked or something? Having pins of characters you like isn't really creepy, seems more like you're just really judgy
I mean, wearing little anime girls is probably going to put people off.
Maybe I am being judgy I guess.
I'm sure it's not in the instructions but it didn't stop him. It's one act I actually saw him doing.
Not really a co-worker but someone who works in a company next to mine. He has a habit of going to the bathroom and not flushing his shits, leaving a stall a mess, etc.
So a few weeks ago as I was heading to the bathroom I saw him go into the bathroom, so after I take a piss and wash my hands I hear him grunting and getting down to business. I pretend to leave, opening and closing the exit. I waited until it was dead silent and let out this loud war cry and slammed myself against the side of his stall.
This prompted him to scream "WHAT THE FUCK" and he ends up fumbling around and slipping off the toilet seat. I leave and say "you better clean up your act" before he could spot me.
Bathrooms have been clean ever since.
So a few weeks ago as I was heading to the bathroom I saw him go into the bathroom, so after I take a piss and wash my hands I hear him grunting and getting down to business. I pretend to leave, opening and closing the exit. I waited until it was dead silent and let out this loud war cry and slammed myself against the side of his stall.
This prompted him to scream "WHAT THE FUCK" and he ends up fumbling around and slipping off the toilet seat. I leave and say "you better clean up your act" before he could spot me.
Bathrooms have been clean ever since.
That reminds me of Poophands at my old job. After working with him for about a year (he worked in a different office, so I didn't seem him often), one day I was peeing. He was pooping as I had walked in. As I was walking over to wash my hands, he flushed, walked out of the stall, and right out of the bathroom. Not even me standing there washing my own hands inspired him to do so.
As soon as I walked out, he acted like he hadn't noticed me before, and said, "HEY!" and stuck out his hand to shake mine. I made a quick excuse, scurried off, and then spent years trying to come up with excuses, tricks, etc. to never shake his hand whenever he dropped by our office for a meeting.
As soon as I walked out, he acted like he hadn't noticed me before, and said, "HEY!" and stuck out his hand to shake mine. I made a quick excuse, scurried off, and then spent years trying to come up with excuses, tricks, etc. to never shake his hand whenever he dropped by our office for a meeting.
My company's CFO doesn't wash his hands after he pisses or shits. Luckily, I witnessed this event within a week of working here, when I took a piss and he finished up right as I did, only to walk right past the sink back into the office. I next walked past him digging his nasty ass turdfingers into the trail mix. I haven't touched an open communal snack since then, and have informed all of my buddies at work about it. Now we sequester virgin snacks in my boss's desk, and grab from that on the sly when we need a boost.
God, reading this thread is definitely bringing up some bile and making me sick. Can't believe some people are so disgusting.
I was gonna complain about people leaving dishes in the sink overnight but god damn. I guess my coworkers are alright.
We had emails sent in my previous workplace because someone kept wiping their boogers on the wall.
Also, random toilet wanking happened. Numerous times I was in the stall and I heard panting coming from the next one. This wasn't the type of panting someone does when they are giving birth to a fecal baby.
Also, random toilet wanking happened. Numerous times I was in the stall and I heard panting coming from the next one. This wasn't the type of panting someone does when they are giving birth to a fecal baby.
Some dude shits and throws the used toilet paper in the trash can.
Every Monday when I go to use the bathroom I have to smell and see his dry crusty shitty toilet paper.
Every Monday when I go to use the bathroom I have to smell and see his dry crusty shitty toilet paper.
We had temp workers come work in are building for about a month. Our manager gave 2 of them shit for washing there feet with the lunchroom sink. I know it's something to do with Islam but that is unacceptable IMO. We're fair at the company when they stopped working to do their prayers, but washing your feet were people eat is too much.
Dude who would eat with his mouth entirely open. Dude who would piss all over the place in the bathroom. Dude who had scabies and passed them over to numerous people, including me.
*deep breath*
Dude who would openly fart no fucks given, dude who would openly talk to anyone about the prostitutes he was fucking in the local pub toilets, dude who would scratch himself all over his body with the staff kitchen utensils and then just put them back.
All the same guy, and I could go on, i swear some of the stories I could tell..if i hadn't known him I'd find it impossible to believe he was real. He was incredible.
*deep breath*
Dude who would openly fart no fucks given, dude who would openly talk to anyone about the prostitutes he was fucking in the local pub toilets, dude who would scratch himself all over his body with the staff kitchen utensils and then just put them back.
All the same guy, and I could go on, i swear some of the stories I could tell..if i hadn't known him I'd find it impossible to believe he was real. He was incredible.
Ya ppl at my place do the booger thing too. It's unbelievable to think grown men still do that shit. This is a thing I've seen at elementary schools
We had a woman in the office I worked at once who had to have HR speak to her because the people around her complained that she smelled like menstruation. Apparently she left a stain on her chair too, but I can not verify because fuck that.
Hygene is such a shitty thing to have to speak to an employee about.
Hygene is such a shitty thing to have to speak to an employee about.
I was trying to think of something that is dirty, but considering we have cleaners 24/7, everything is clean all the time.
That person that keeps leaving open and half empty sugar bags in one on the kitchens, though, I hope they burn in hell!
Well most people in this thread are talking about shit on the walls, not someone brushing their teeth.
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Oh, people cutting their nails are work is something I've only seen once. Except this dude did it at his desk and we'd see it fly into the air.
