Penis owners: Do you pee sitting down or standing up?

[CitizenVectron]

Curious about this, for those with a penis. I remember seeing a poll a while back that showed quite a few more sitters than I would have expected.

 

[Indy in the Fridge]

standing during the day, sitting in the middle of the night

 

[Vector]

Standing cause toilet seats are gross and using seat covers is a hassle.

 

[jay]

Never stand when you can sit or sit when you can lay down. (I pee laying down.)

 

[Hyper]

Sitting down so I can use my phone.

 

[Dest]

standing during the day, sitting in the middle of the night

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Usually this. If I'm in public though it's 100% standing.

 

[Keikaku]

Sit at home, stand in public toilet.

 

[HiLife]

Sit at home. Stand at public restrooms if they don't have urinals.

 

[Last_colossi]

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[Deleted member 17092]

at home sometimes I sit as there is less spray and it's more relaxing.

 

[Hawkster]

I pee sitting down, even in public toilets.

 

[RedSonja]

Sitting down of course.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

I've been making an effort to sit down since the benefits of doing so are pretty indisputable. I'm at something like 60/40 right now and still standing most of the time.

 

[psynergyadept]

Standing up; only sit when I also have to do #2.

 

[Chivalry]

Always standing.

 

[sphagnum]

Sit like a king.

 

[PC90]

sitting at home, standing anywhere else

 

[Dinjooh]

Always sitting down. Usually it's very easy to spot a place where a guy is standing up pissing. It's literally all over.

 

[ThatMeanScene]

Standing, of course? Peeing is largely a nuisance so why would I waste time sitting...

 

[_Aaron_]

Sitting down so I can use my phone.

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How long do you pee for? Surely you can go 20 seconds without using a phone.

 

[Ravelle]

I stand.

 

[Dictator]

If I go out somewhere, standing usually. If I am home or a friends house or somewhere relaxed and clean, sitting always.

 

[Mona]

Standing down

 

[Zen]

Why does Era love bathroom threads so much

 

[BassForever]

Both evenly depends upon the situation. If I'm in a hurry I stand, if I need a moment I sit.

 

[tapedeck]

Standing, I have no idea why you would pee sitting down unless you had an injury or something...it takes like 30 seconds tops.

 

[steejee]

Sitting at home or someone else's home, even with perfect aim you get pee splash otherwise. Upper deck YOLO if in a public toilet.

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Kidding on upper deck! Urinal if #1, suck it up and wipe down toilet if #2 or just hold it.

Curious about this, for those with a penis. I remember seeing a poll a while back that showed quite a few more sitters than I would have expected.

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OP you should add the Oatmeal's take:

The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee - The Oatmeal

The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee

theoatmeal.com

 

[Vic2003]

Standing unless I need to poop too then sitting. Wow unexpected results I thought all guys stood to pee.

 

[Devilgunman]

I'm surpised so many of you sitting down to pee.

Stand always.

 

[Puggles]

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that half the people here pee while doing handstands.

 

[Br3wnor]

Standing unless I need to poop too then sitting. Wow unexpected results I thought all guys stood to pee.

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This is blowing my mind, cannot fathom sitting down for every piss, makes no sense

 

[Hellsing321]

Sit at home or friend's houses. Stand in public restrooms if they don't have urinals.

 

[C.Mongler]

I sit like 90% of the time at home unless I'm in a rush to get back to something (high probability I spend at least 5 minutes dicking around on my phone if I sit). In public restrooms, I only sits if I shits.

 

[astro]

Sitting unless the toilet is gross.

 

[Exist 2 Inspire]

Sitting because i was raised properly.

 

[rabidtanuki]

This poll explains why so many guys here wear flyless underwear

 

[astro]

This is blowing my mind, cannot fathom sitting down for every piss, makes no sense

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It makes more sense than standing, it's less effort when you don't have to aim and you can shake into the bowl directly and not above it.

 

[The Artisan]

When I'm at the office or at a restaurant, I'll stand up but when I'm at home, I'll sit down.

 

[Hyper]

How long do you pee for? Surely you can go 20 seconds without using a phone.

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Why are you in such a hurry? I spend a minute or two just sitting.

 

[dragonflys545]

Outside stand, home sit

 

[jawzpause]

Why the hell would you do it sitting down? I'm honestly shocked at that poll

 

[Reckheim]

Standup 100% of the time.

Why the hell would you do it sitting down? I'm honestly shocked at that poll

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yeh, it seems crazy to me as well; to each their own I quess.

 

[ΑGITΩ]

Standing up, hands free, flush near the end to race the flow to the finish. Usually win.

 

[astro]

Standing up and shaking the drops has always been utterly gross, and people do this all the time.

 

[ReturnOfThaMack88]

always sit at home, always stand in public

 

[Steak]

Curious about this, for those with a penis. I remember seeing a poll a while back that showed quite a few more sitters than I would have expected.

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Are you addressing guys, or people with penises? because those aren't the same group.

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

standing during the day, sitting in the middle of the night

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This. I'll also add that if I've been drinking I'll sit to just to make sure I don't aim poorly :P

 

[SJRB]

It makes more sense than standing, it's less effort when you don't have to aim and you can shake into the bowl directly and not above it.

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Taking off down your trousers takes less effort than having to aim? what..?

 

[BLEEN]

Needs a Both option as usual, ERA.

It honestly depends on my mood. Sometimes a good sit is needed.

 

[TaySan]

in public - Standing up
At home-Sitting down