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ItIsOkBro

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The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
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it would not surprise me to learn that the men who pee standing up are more successful in life. they're more efficient, they value results over comfort.
 

Crocodilelogic

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Oct 29, 2017
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This reminded me of that thread where people claimed their dicks hit the toilet water when sitting down.

I prefer hand stands
 

Rassilon

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Oct 27, 2017
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There's nowt wrong or 'emasculating' about sitting to piss if you have a penis.

your 'business' is your business!
 

Dogui

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Oct 28, 2017
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Depends on the situation.

In the middle of working/doing something: Standing up.

Relaxing at home in leisure time or after "penis using" activities: Sitting down.
 

Stinkles

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Oct 25, 2017
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Why not both? If you need to be quiet for example- or like me after a back surgery you're injured- or you're tired or whatever. Women have been peeing sitting down for literally decades and they've survived.

Less sprinkling too.

I stand for the most part - but just habit.

On installing a urinal absolutely NOT if you ever want to sell your house to a regular human being without enormous expense to undo it.

Every time I have seen a house with a urinal in it , there's been an overweight dad with a brightly colored leather jacket and a Lamborghini somewhere.
 
Oct 28, 2018
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I pee all over the floor and carpet. I make it known this is my territory. If someone tries to pee after I do, I burst in and pee on them.


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Bentendo24

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Feb 20, 2020
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Threads like this are why I had to finally bite the bullet and create an account here. I need to add my input

I have not stood up to pee in maybe a decade. It is such an unnatural thing for me to do that when I actually try to, no pee comes out. I can stand there trying with every fiber of my being to just get a dribble out with nothing to show for it. It got so bad one time while driving in the mountains of Colorado, I felt like my bladder was going to burst and I had to park my car and run into the woods to find a place to squat when I discovered that not only could I not pee standing up, I also couldn't pee unless I was sitting on a literal toilet. There I was in agony, having to pee so bad but my mind would not allow for it to happen.
 
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