maybe on further playthroughs, the cutscenes are so entertaining i never minded
and max payne 3 owns the dubious honor 'til the end of times
Yeah, I forgot about MP3. It's also really bad about it, but not like Bayonetta (though, I will say I'm only 3 hours in). Max Payne 3 does not:
1) Go from walking to a cutscene that shows enemies spawn in, then show IN THE CUTSCENE my character fight the enemies for 2 minutes to kick me back out to another walking portion
2) Show multiple cutscenes with my character dodging and weaving around enemies and then have a cutscene show an enemy shoot at the camera, only to cut to gameplay with that shot right in your face
3) Have extremely poorly edited and directed anime-style action sequences where you often can't really tell what's happening.
4) Have very poor level design, with invisible walls everywhere (that directly oppose the double jump, wall jump, and wall walk abilities), that incentivizes searching around for treasure, then penalizes you for taking too long in the score ranking.
5) Speaking of level design, the levels are surprisingly poorly lit and modeled. I don't mean in a technical sense, this was a 360 game that tried to run at 60fps so sacrifices had to be made. I mean in a "direct the player where you want them to go. It's amazing how after every arena fight, it's not really obvious where to go (Level design 101 snafus - after finishing a fight, there are 3 "exits"...two of them are open hallways that lead to treasure, one is a brown door that progresses the critical path....okay. Nothing anywhere guides the player forward intuitively).
6) Instant death QTEs that come in one out of 10 cutscenes. And it's not like you can realize it's going to happen because an action is happening to the player character in a cutscene...because there are entire fights that take place in cutscenes.
I could go on...but, wow. Everything outside of the actual fight mechanics is really, really poor. It's actively propelling me away from the game.
What I thought I'd be offended by going in: The most male gaziest game around
What I was actually offended by: The most boring amazing action game around