I'd just like to say a huge thanks to all the bloggers for their hard work over the past two days.
The publicity you've given us is absolutely priceless. But don't worry bloggers, your work won't going unnoticed. It will be featured in my book 'How To Get Worldwide Publicity Without Spending A Cent'.
I'm even thinking of dedicating a full chapter to you guys, including screenshots of some of your most entertaining public tweets, Facebook posts and negative reviews. It will be some chapter!
Keep the hateful comments and reviews coming and, you never know, it could be you who is featured in the book.
Thank you bloggers, I really appreciate this.
"PS. You're still barred."