Oscar Mayer Ice Dog unveiled. i shit you not.

[Khaos Prime]

Everyday we stray further from God's light.

 

[Handicapped Duck]

"Why'd ya spill yer dogs?" No wonder Willem Defoe went insane, it's because he saw this was on the horizon.

 

[Log!]

The Third Impact can't come soon enough!

 

[BLEEN]

Sounds great. Count me in, dawg. Candied bacon is the shit so this is pretty close.

 

[Vex]

I can't even... This combination of food is just...

 

[Robin]

We're in the endgame now.

 

[Arcanus]

Lord, have we angered you in some way?

 

[kirby_fox]

They make weird flavors of ice cream in Japan I think. I've seen buttered corn and other stuff at an import grocer.

Can't wait to not try ketchup and mustard with candied hot dog bits and a relish swirl.

 

[Dream Machine]

Those black chunks are candied hotdog? My god...

 

[ChaosXVI]

We as a species deserve what is coming to us. We did it to ourselves.

 

[Ricelord]

Each day we stray further from god......

 

[Antrax]

I wanna munch!

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*resigned sigh*

squad

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SQUAD!

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Munch squad was exactly where my mind went. I know Justin was thinking about winding it down last year because he (apparently foolishly) thought the well was gonna run dry, but between this and the KFC Cheetos sandwich, I think the well is unending and will consume us all

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

The only hot dogs i put in my mouth are nice and warm.

 

[Castamere]

Yes, lets infuse the ground up bits of chicken, pigs and cows (necks, backs, etc) with ice cream.

 

[poptire]

I love mustard so much I'll probably try this if given the opportunity

 

[SapientWolf]

My ice cream has a first name

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Reciting the ice cream's true first name will awaken an ancient evil and bring the apocalypse to our doorsteps.

 

[Funky Papa]

That meteorite can't come soon enough.

 

[Deleted member 2533]

While we may argue if a hotdog is a sandwich, that icedog is definitely a sandwich.

 

[Blackthorn]

I wanna munch!

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SQUAD

 

[Quantum Leap]

People get paid to come up with this shit

 

[Harry Potter Obama]

We derserve global warming

 

[skeezx]

i'd pay to take a bite and spit it out... genuintely curious as to how that works out with my pallete

 

[SolVanderlyn]

From the creators of

 

[Awesome Kev]

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Love this but it gif doesn't quite cut it for this...

Here we go...

 

[uzipukki]

Fuck this timeline.

 

[LuigiV]

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And there it is. My reaction exactly.

 

[Chirotera]

On the one hand climate change threatens our civilization and could bring about our potential extinction.

On the other hand, we kind of have it coming, don't we? DON'T WE?

 

[Vapelord]

Early reviews are trickling out!

 

[Auros01]

I love hot dogs as much as the next person but this is a hard pass.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

So did they just make hot dogs into a sandwich? Are hot dogs finally a sandwich??

 

[metsallica]

The Impulsive Buy loved the ice cream but wasn't too keen on the rest:

https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2019/08/16/oscar-mayer-ice-dog-sandwich-review/

 

[WascallyWabbit]

The Impulsive Buy loved the ice cream but wasn't too keen on the rest:

https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2019/08/16/oscar-mayer-ice-dog-sandwich-review/

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Lol so the hot dog part was good but the mustard part was terrible

 

[metsallica]

Lol so the hot dog part was good but the mustard part was terrible

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Yep. Bad cookie too, how do you mess that part up?

Also...

Perception (left) vs reality (right)