OP friend did took him dog a shower already

[Metanoia Prime]

Literally a response I received from a buddy today when I asked for a pic of his dog after he told me, "you should see Taz. He got into some mud and managed to get his entire body completely coated with it."

Me: "send me a pic. 😂"

Him: "I took him a shower already"

I took him a shower already?! How do you even write that out without realizing how grammatically incorrect that sounds?

 

[super-famicom]

Him or her?

 

[Poppy]

what a story mark

 

[Fat4all]

ive taken him shower already

 

[Zombine]

Who is Danky Kang

 

[dpanim]

talk about thread worthy.

 

[NinjaScooter]

I, too, have received text messages with grammatical errors.

 

[Einchy]

 

[Goldenroad]

That's more coherent than half the thread titles on ERA. I think he only got one word wrong ("took" should have been "gave")....but man, go read some of the thread titles on the gaming side.

 

[El Toporo]

You sound like a guy that doesn't take him a shower, OP.

 

[Dan-o]

Congrats?

 

[Forerunner]

 

[FTF]

Phone autocorrected gave to took.

 

[Dremorak]

I made him a thread

 

[Kitokys]

Is this a joke you have to ask me?

 

[Arrakis]

Hi mark

 

[DJ_Lae]

Maybe he's using took in the same sense that one would take a shit.

 

[Fat4all]

 

[sph3re]

lmao what a fucking moron I bet his wife is fucking the milkman too lmfaooooooo

grow up

 

[Fat4all]

and you can took that in a bank

 

[Deleted member 9241]

Absolute Madman

 

[Viewt]

I had a roommate that would use the phrase "smoke me out"* and replace "smoke" with whatever he wanted. So if he wanted food, it was, "Eat me out." That one took a second.

*If you're unfamiliar, smoking someone out is sharing your weed with them.

 

[jacket]

Click to shrink...

looooool

 

[Squarehard]

Lol, language.

 

[Quinton]

Thread title edited for clarification.

 

[CountAntonio]

 

[rrc1594]

Damn, why you got to put your friend on blast?

 

[Deleted member 69573]

We get it op, you have friends...

 

[Gaardus]

Thread title edited for clarification.

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The hero we needed.

 

[hjort]

This thread title is now my favourite thread title ever. Or at least this week, 'cause I can't remember any titles before that.

 

[MasterChumly]

Thread of the year?

 

[TheDestructiveSquirrel]

 

[EliVilla]

Click to shrink...

Who was phone indeed.

 

[WedgeX]

I, too, have received text messages with grammatical errors.

Click to shrink...

Have thou?

 

[El Bombastico]

I read that thread title like 3 times and I still don't get it...

 

[Fizzgig]

I hope you called the police on him

 

[Huncho_Houdini]

That's wild OP.

Absolute Madman

Click to shrink...

LMAO

 

[Ferrio]

You got the point he was trying to make, language success!

 

[KarmaCow]

Love when the little dude sits back and grins when he gets it out at the end.

 

[Deleted member 4532]

im kill

no

 

[Rudr]

coo

 

[RecRoulette]

Short's the best position they is

 

[Chivalry]

All your base are belong to us

 

[catboy]

true!

 

[Doukou]

Born to Die
World is a fuck
Kill them all 1989
I am trash man
410,757 dead cop
I took him a shower already

 

[TheDestructiveSquirrel]

All your base are belong to us

 

[RealCanadianBro]

For how what for shower?

 

[Quinton]

Born to Die
World is a fuck
Kill them all 1989
I am trash man
410,757 dead cop
I took him a shower already

Click to shrink...

Do you have a record label yet?

 

[3CellPO]

 

[Apathy]

I thought I had a stroke while reading that title