One of these characters has to become your new Stepdad—Who do you choose

[Zombine]

Shrek

Shadow the Hedgehog

Donkey Kong

Chad Kroger

The rest try to kill you at the wedding. Who do you pick to be your new stepdad? Which one of these men do you trust to save your life? Why? Choose wisely.

edit: I can't spell don't roast me below please.

Edit: thank you for that lightening fast edit mods. Ily.

 

[Aurica]

No Tenfingers option? This is bullshit.

I guess I choose Shadow just so I don't have ᵀʰᵉ ᵁˡᵗᶦᵐᵃᵗᵉ ᴸᶦᶠᵉᶠᵒʳᵐ trying to kill me

 

[kyle mechlachlan]

Shadow is the ultimate life form. This is an easy choice.

 

[Zombine]

Shadow is the ultimate life form. This is an easy choice.

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So you're saying Shrek isn't?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Shadow the Hedgehog easy. He can control the chaos in the household

 

[Bradford]

Probably Donkey Kong I guess?

 

[Akira86]

Shadow as your step-dad?

 

[Zombine]

Probably Donkey Kong I guess?

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Yeah he's kinda rad sometimes.

 

[Deleted member 23381]

I don't see what difference it would make

 

[Aurica]

I don't see what difference it would make

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Depends on if you value your life.

 

[Zombine]

Imagine how lit it would be having Chad as your dad? He could perform Someday when you eventually get married.

 

[Squarehard]

 

[subpar spatula]

Y'all would choose the fictional characters over the real life millionaire?

Ya. Fucking. Right.

 

[Zombine]

Y'all would choose the fictional characters over the real life millionaire?

Ya. Fucking. Right.

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Smartest guy in the room

 

[echoshifting]

Y'all would choose the fictional characters over the real life millionaire?

Ya. Fucking. Right.

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Well that about wraps it up for this one

 

[Doc Laserstein]

DK

 

[jdstorm]

No Uncle Phil. Just let Shadow kmn

 

[Yung Coconut]

I want Chad to be my daddy.

 

[weemadarthur]

My poor mother. I'll call and ask her but I think she may just kill all of them, dance on their mutilated corpses, and cackle.

 

[BackwardCap]

Well you kinda have to choose Shadow or else you die. None of the others can stop him.

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

You know what...I'm with spatula on this one.

 

[Akira86]

You know what...I'm with spatula on this one.

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you trust Chad to save you from Shadow and Angry Shrek?

Those two are a couple, by the way. A well known power couple of the ages.

 

[Ultimate Bear Cub]

you trust Chad to save you from Shadow and Angry Shrek?

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Well....I....hmmmm.....fuck

 

[B.K.]

Shadow is the ultimate life form. This is an easy choice.

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And he has a gun. He can shoot the others and kill them.

 

[Alucrid]

shrek cause then i'd meet sonic too

 

[Fat4all]

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[IDreamOfHime]

Would this mean Candy Kong is now single?

 

[Bee.Cups]

If Shadow wasn't on the list I'd say shrek since he'd probably give good life advice and teach me to accept myself. But I don't want to die and Shadow literally has super powers sooooo

 

[Akira86]

Would this mean Candy Kong is now single?

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DK refuses to sign divorce papers. He just moves from state to state, marrying wives.

 

[AnansiThePersona]

It would be an HONOR to be Shadow the Hedgehog's stepson. Him without question