Official Cricket Thread

[SymbiantXenos]

50 to go

 

[Tygre]

Stokes deserves a better team around him.

On a 1 man mission here.

 

[War Peaceman]

I want us to win this on overthrows

 

[Rabalder.]

If just one of the clowns in the top order could've stuck around. England would probably be cruising here.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I'm cackling at that switch hit

 

[Daphne]

Well, lucky Stokes isn't planning on running his runs.

 

[Solaris]

Stokes carrying us again, legend

 

[Window]

Stokes' hurting real bad from running here.

 

[FaceHugger]

Do the teams fight to the death in the final round? Or at least charge one another in brain-damaging brutality? Otherwise us Americans don't care.

 

[Rabalder.]

Do the teams fight to the death in the final round? Or at least charge one another in brain-damaging brutality? Otherwise us Americans don't care.

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Fuck is this shit

 

[Hamchan]

What a finish this is turning out to be. If Stokes does if they can make a movie out of his whole summer.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Fuck is this shit

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It's called a joke.

 

[FaceHugger]

Fuck is this shit

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Trump's America now boy!

 

[Window]

Jeeezus Stokes shots are making me delirious.

 

[Rabalder.]

It's called a joke.

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No it's not. He's just so bored of making shitty threads that he's now jumping in to random threads to get people to talk to him.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

38 to win

Cant even

 

[AllThingsPurple]

Australia are gonna win this, but Stokes has been immense.

 

[Window]

Warne's absolutely right. Why isn't Paine brining up the field in the last 2 balls of the over? That's textbook tactics.

 

[War Peaceman]

paine is shite my god

 

[Rabalder.]

Warne's absolutely right. Why isn't Paine brining up the field in the last 2 balls of the over? That's textbook tactics.

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Because Paine shouldn't be captain

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Ben fucking stokes

 

[_Karooo]

I cant believe what im seeing. CHAMPION.

 

[AllThingsPurple]

I can't take this. I'm dying.

 

[Tygre]

What an innings from Stokes.

Win or lose, he's been immense all summer.

 

[Window]

Holy Shit

 

[Rabalder.]

What the fuck are we watching

 

[Hamchan]

This is insane!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

lmao that flick was ridiculous

 

[Dan]

Oh my god.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

What a legend

 

[Daphne]

Jesus. Stokes has achieved his final form.

 

[Wamapoke]

omg

 

[War Peaceman]

what the fuck

 

[RelaxedOtter]

Great stuff from Stokes. But come on Australia, this is getting way too close.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

This is amazing

 

[_Karooo]

WHAT THE HELL OMG FUCKING HELL OMG OMG OMG

 

[Hamchan]

Stop the single Paine you knob.

 

[Consensual]

This is pretty crazy. Stokes has gone a long way to shift the choker tag off his name. He's still an absolute dickhead though.

Farming the strike. Scoring all the runs. He's benefiting from some full blown inept captaincy, but it's still an incredible effort from him.

 

[War Peaceman]

he hasnt brought the fielders forward again LOL

 

[Window]

This is it. Haze will get Leach like in the first innings.

Edit - Well he tried doing getting him out the same way. I think Leach can't be facing any more balls from the quicks if England want to win this.

 

[Tygre]

Jack Leach: Please be okay.

Finish this on 0*, every Englishman will love you.

 

[Consensual]

Test cricket is the best cricket.

 

[Daphne]

WTF is Paine doing!

 

[whatsinaname]

omg Leach, you hero.

 

[AllThingsPurple]

Lyon on... Will Stokes try and end it this over?

 

[Window]

lol Paine's a joke.

 

[_Karooo]

Paine you loser stop appealing for bs

 

[Daphne]

Paine you loser stop appealing for bs

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Just be happy he didn't waste a review.

 

[Consensual]

Paine is full blown throwing The Ashes away here 😂🤣

 

[Solaris]

I can barely watch

 

[Hamchan]

Marcus Harris you just dropped the Ashes.