NSFW - Frank Ocean's Luxury Brand Homer Has Debuted a $25,000 USD Bejeweled Cock Ring

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Frank Ocean's Luxury Brand Homer Has Debuted a $25,000 USD Bejeweled Cock Ring

Bringing the kink to his latest collection.

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Things are heating up with Frank Ocean's latest drop for his luxury brand Homer.

Highlighting his newest collection, Homer has announced the XXL H-Bone Ring. The blinged-out accessory is an 18-karat yellow gold cock ring that is currently retailing for $25,000 USD. Additional detailing includes the diamond-encrusted Homer "H" motifs. There are other various styles of the cock rings that are available on the official Homer website, falling between $1,364 USD and $5,695 USD, a lower price range for those who still want to add a bit of spice to their sex life but do not want to shell out a quarter of a $100K USD.

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Spoiler: The ring in use

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg7btDxuW0w/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=93465f0d-842a-41d3-a204-118b1a101af3

 

[Whitemex]

Era: Gonna need an XL one

 

[maximumzero]

Well that looks terrifying.

 

[Deleted member 3038]

Certainly an interesting fashion statement to make

 

[rude]

He's been unlikeable since he threw the pRep party and started thinking he could actually sing.

 

[arimanius]

Well that's $24,980 more than the ones I own.

 

[wenis]

 

[Iolo]

 

[egg]

why is the guy soapy?

 

[Michilin]

Growers getting the short end of the stick

 

[Kadzork]

I'll sell you a rubber band for 5 pence.

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

For the man who always wanted to come into money.

 

[Saiyaman]

Homer hanging on my neck
The cock ring matches the set
You know how sticky it get

 

[Speedstersonic]

uh, as someone who uses cock rings, that looks INCREDIBLY painful to actually use unless the point is to just wear it soft???

 

[Rackham]

Do they have a sleeve adapter so mine won't fly off

 

[ZeoVGM]

Too cheap for my taste.

 

[Serif]

Mine is USB-C so I'll need a dongle.

 

[Burly]

That's going be a hard conversation when you have to take it to the jeweler to have it fitted.

 

[MrCibb]

Anyone actually paying that much for this thing is getting shafted.

 

[Bengraven]

Imagine having so much money, refusing to give any away; and needing some sort of money sink so it's not just stagnating in your bank account.

 

[ILikeFeet]

That's going be a hard conversation when you have to take it to the jeweler to have it fitted.

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with the kind of money being shelled out for the ring itself, I'm sure the jeweler is making a pretty penny just to measure a dick

 

[hitme]

 

[theme park joe]

Anyone actually paying that much for this thing is getting shafted.

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We have a winner.

 

[Tfritz]

 

[Forearm_Star]

Sounds about right

 

[EssBeeVee]

We have a winner.

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weiner*


fucked that for you

 

[HylianSeven]

...the sharp corners and how sturdy the thing will inevitably be I can't imagine a scenario where that doesn't hurt to use.

 

[SilkySm00th]

Imagine trying to pretend you're into it and not laugh when the briefs come down. Like motherfucker we ate at Applebee's but your dick got means? Amazing.

What is with the hard edges, godamn.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Yikes

 

[SquirrelSr]

For the man who always wanted to come into money.

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Taking seed faith to the next level.

 

[PJV3]

Interesting pixelated photo.

 

[julia crawford]

actually i would have expected this stuff to be a lot more common, that is, penis jewelry

 

[bangai-o]

What is the girth on that? Is it standard reset era size?

 

[Powdered Egg]

Police will have to deal with an uptick in cock ring theft.

 

[Sirhc]

That's going be a hard conversation when you have to take it to the jeweler to have it fitted.

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Of course it's going to be hard, gotta get that fitted right, wont be a soft conversation that's for sure. 😉

 

[theme park joe]

weiner*


fucked that for you

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Thank you, that was a master stroke.

 

[EssBeeVee]

at least its not some Wifi/Bluetooth adjustable cock ring that someone can hack into.

 

[Randam]

lol, that censured instagram photo.
why??

 

[milkyway]

So what does a cock ring do exactly, or is it just bling? And do I want to ask this question?

 

[Akumatica]

View: https://youtu.be/7pSABauyWz0

 

[Dimple]

Lewis Hamilton:

 

[Speedstersonic]

So what does a cock ring do exactly, or is it just bling? And do I want to ask this question?

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Are you asking about an actual one? or whatever this shit is trying to be?

 

[Sai]

stupid shit trying to profit off queer people. go away, frank.

 

[Like the hat?]

The Homer, the cockring designed for Homer.

 

[Royalan]

You can go ahead and pull your draws back up, sir.

My likely reaction to seeing that in the wild.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

So what does a cock ring do exactly, or is it just bling? And do I want to ask this question?

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Keeps your cock harder longer.

 

[sora87]

why is the guy soapy?

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To get it off

 

[Irrotational]

Thinking about the price would distract me and it would fall off again...

 

[TaySan]

lol The pixelated blur xD
It looks uncomfortable to use

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

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lmaooooo