(NSFW) Fleshlight announces the Demagussy

[XR.]

 

[Zanaffar]

It's what Lovecraft would have wanted.

 

[Tbm24]

Yea that's just……wrong.

 

[HStallion]

It's what Lovecraft would have wanted.

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The Cthulhussy

 

[louiedog]

 

[Thorn]

 

[ResetSoul]

No. No. NO. Nonononononononononononononononononononono-

 

[ResetSoul]

No.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Netflix knows no shame in who they'll partner with, huh?

Yes. Lol. There's a video of him with toys like that for some reason.

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It was a trade show and he had the job of demoing them.

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[OneThirtyEight]

aaaand that's enough internet for today. Good night.

 

[AlgusUnderdunk]

 

[lvl 99 Pixel]

Seems like a gimmick party gift, at least for 99% of orders.

 

[TheHunter]

 

[BringBackSonics]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯​

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👀

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

Engorge the Gorg.

 

[Stygian]

Hmmm Myazaki will make that a souls boss someday.

 

[Soda]

You know what, you only live once. Let's fucking go.

 

[Iolo]

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good reference

 

[Dabanton]

Quality official merchandise.

 

[Dabanton]

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Do gremilins have vaginas or did he just get a very sharp blowjob?

As a child this scene was both stirring and terryfying

 

[Jombie]

Meh. I've slept with worse.

 

[FerrisBueller]

Isn't Stranger Things a show about kids? And they made a Fleshlight based on it? lol

 

[Sensei]

this thread title lmfaoooo

 

[angelgrievous]

This is a chuck tingle novel isn't it?

 

[Dyle]

Well it's not going to fuck itself I suppose

 

[Deleted member 22750]

some poor bastard is going to get caught using that thing

hope its on camera

"its not what it looks like"

 

[Volimar]

Would be so much better as a vaginal insert. Imagine taking off her panties and seeing that.

Spoiler: NSFW?

 

[danm999]

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[NIN64]

It reminds me of my ex-wife…

 

[LiquidDom]

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What movie is this from again? I remember seeing this in the trailer for whatever it was and cracking up at it.

 

[Emperor_El]

This is what happens when you attack and dethrone God.

 

[Jakenbakin]

This will pair wonderfully with my hentai parties!

 

[Akronis]

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incredible post

 

[deimosmasque]

Eh. I'd try it.

 

[Soundscream]

 

[Zeliard]

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[Imperial Bishop]

 

[Studge]

Neat.

I'm a cis man who long ago was a cis boy who had time in the house to himself. I've stuck my dick in weirder shit.

 

[Gyro Zeppeli]

All this is is feeding into the fantasy of fucking an alien.

 

[Vonocourt]

What movie is this from again? I remember seeing this in the trailer for whatever it was and cracking up at it.

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Ralph Breaks the Internet

 

[TalonJH]

😐 > 🫤 > 🤔

 

[hydruxo]

 

[NuclearDistortion]

Wat

 

[yap]

why yall surprised? we got dragon dildos, this is the next logical step.

 

[Citizencope]

holes are holes bro

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Not really. Those shampoo bottles could have had a bigger circumference when I was 14.

 

[chrisPjelly]

I remember seeing this one guy build a Mater (Cars) and Shrek ear fleshlight on Instagram. Wonder what he's up to nowadays...

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

That's pretty crazy but I've seen stranger things.

 

[matrix-cat]

Did they do a Shai-Hulussy for Dune?

 

[ResetEraIsTheBestEra]

More like No Safe For Wank am I right?