Nintendo starts Mario's public execution

[Uzupedro]

You will not be forgotten.
Mario Mario.
July 9, 1981 - March 31, 2021.

 

[Magic-Man]

I'm going to cry

 

[Jencks]

Zelda time

 

[PinkCrayon]

can't believe he's gone rip

 

[Quinton]

39 is too damn young to die.

 

[Scott]

F

 

[Genesius]

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[Jamrock User]

35 is too young.

 

[Renna Hazel]

Thankfully this tired joke will be over soon.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

I'm disturbed, no cap.

 

[Welfare]

There will be those born on and after this day that will not know who Mario was.

 

[Serif]

 

[Lant_War]

 

[Strings]

 

[steviestar3]

 

[EvilChameleon]

Yesterday... love was such an easy game to play. Now I need a place to hide away. Oh I believe in yesterday...

 

[Olinad]

Mario will continue to power up... in our hearts.

 

[Dark Cloud]

Thankfully this tired joke will be over soon.

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You can say that again.

 

[Burly]

 

[Dega]

About time

 

[ILikeFeet]

 

[Deleted member 17184]

Sonic stays winning, then.

 

[Quinton]

You can say that again.

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Thankfully this tired joke will be over soon.

 

[Cyberclops]

I hate everything about this.

 

[Giga Man]

Press A to pay respects.

 

[Deleted member 1839]

Can't say I'm sad.

Finally more resources on more deserving series.

 

[meph]

Now finally give us some Wario Land.

 

[Dark Cloud]

Thankfully this tired joke will be over soon.

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Thank you.

 

[Aadiboy]

Is that Fire Emblem game worth getting?

 

[Furisu]

RIP to a real one.

You will be missed.

 

[DongBeetle]

What are the chances out of 10 that they will mark that day by giving Mario Galaxy 2 to owners of 3D All Stars

:(

 

[gothmog]

Okie Dokie

 

[Lant_War]

What are the chances out of 10 that they will mark that day by giving Mario Galaxy 2 to owners of 3D All Stars

:(

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I feel like they would piss a lot of people off with that move

(and let's be real, they could sell it separately :P)

 

[Starlatine]

you had a good run marlon

i'll pour to you my thematic avatar

 

[Mad_Rhetoric]

Nintendo's Lawyers came to my house earlier today.

They kicked in my front door, went into my living room, removed my Super Mario 3D All Stars cartridge from my Switch, took it and left.

They're going door to door. They'll come for you next......

 

[DarkSora]

Nintendo's Lawyers came to my house earlier today.

They kicked in my front door, went into my living room, removed my Super Mario 3D All Stars cartridge from my Switch, took it and left.

They're going door to door. They'll come for you next......

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They didn't bother removing Super Mario 35 from the switch, eh?

 

[super moustique]

Okie Dokie

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[DongBeetle]

I feel like they would piss a lot of people off with that move

(and let's be real, they could sell it separately :P)

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Por que no los dos?

Sell separately for everyone but me and others who bought 3d all stars lol

 

[RBH]

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LMAO

 

[SpookyTango]

Can't wait for Mario Golf. #PhoenixFromTheAshes

 

[a Master Ninja]

My local Target has a pile of unsold Game & Watches. Will those go clearance when Mario is executed, or will they actually have to remove them from shelves and send them back to Nintendo so they can be buried in the desert or something?

 

[Redbarrel]

Long live the red plumber

 

[Mullet2000]

 

[Joltik]

Press A to pay respects.

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A

 

[Roliq]

GG guys we had a good run

 

[Deleted member 17388]

"Bye bye" - Mario
:(

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

Time to make F-Zero Kart

 

[Rocky Road]

Finally. Another greedy capitalist out of the picture.

 

[Bane]

Thankfully this tired joke will be over soon.

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Fucking hell, that's exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title. This place really loved driving bad, uncreative jokes into the ground.

 

[Deleted member 11008]