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Nicholas Cage Successfully Steals Resolute Desk From White House, Forcing President Shitface To Use The Kids Table
- Thread starter DrForester
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The chair is funnier than the table, or at least better completes it.
His face looks like a burnt chicken nugget that got run over by a truck carrying ugly sticks.
Pretty much every president. No matter who you are the job is stressful enough to cause rapid aging.
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I think he's referring to how much he's aged since the election this month.
Yeah, but stealing it and taking it to the White House, right? Not like it's going to Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower. In their eyes they're just rearranging government furniture.
Someone on Twitter pointed out the unadorned Christmas tree lmao everything about this pic exudes emptiness
He deserves every rotten thing that happens to him for the rest of his life, but it's honestly sad that there is no one in his life who tells him how bad some of this stuff looks. Where's Melania? Where are his kids? Someone help this racist old fuckwit.
That's the "Holy shit we already stole and moved out all the other good tables and forgot to leave one for these press conferences. QUICK someone find ANY table with a emblem on it!" -backup tables.
The type of fuckery that happens when you are mid move. No joke. Remember personally eating while sitting in my office chair like 8 years ago while we were moving because the kitchen stuff had already been moved out.
The type of fuckery that happens when you are mid move. No joke. Remember personally eating while sitting in my office chair like 8 years ago while we were moving because the kitchen stuff had already been moved out.
It wouldn't surprise me if the WH has had a skelton crew of a skeleton crew since late 2017-early 2018 and can't prepare for anything. The fast food banquets Trump hosted seemed suspect even for him IMO.
"who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations"
now that she knows she's out she said FUCK IT lmao
I don't understand what's going on here. Trump did a press conference like this, or something? Like, on purpose?
edit: never mind, I see it now. Uh, and I see the media is saying he'll concede. He said the exact opposite, at length.
edit: never mind, I see it now. Uh, and I see the media is saying he'll concede. He said the exact opposite, at length.
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Holy shit I forgot about the fast food banquet. Imagine going to the white house (which almost certainly has world class chiefs available) and getting mcdonalds.
But yeah skeleton crew would explain that.