Next friday you wake up and you're...DONALD TRUMP JR.

[shnurgleton]

Pay somebody to pants me on fox n friends

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

I would have fun destroying his career

 

[Mr.Awesome]

you are Donald Trump Jr. What do you do?

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Her, apparently.

 

[HardRojo]

Hell turn and go against the Republicans, but not abruptly, it'd have to be slow-cooked and well-planned.

 

[Nox Potens]

I'd gather up all the dirt I could and hand it over to the press and the FBI.

I'd also get a bunch of wicked face tattoos so Don Jr. could have fun living with them once we switch back.

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Pretty much this.

Also, for everyone saying suicide; WTF people? Suicide is not a joke and is never good.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Read a book

 

[wisdom0wl]

Stage one of the top 10 anime political betrayals of all time

 

[Squarehard]

Roll over on my father, and become the next great American hero.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Hang myself... Maybe bang my sister first. It isn't really me right?

 

[Conciliator]

Testify against everyone, release all secrets, give away all my money and then go on TV and say "I'm Donald Trump Jr. and I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

 

[D i Z]

Press conference. But not before pulling all of the records. And then find a large parking garage to throw myself off to do the world a solid.

 

[Sabretooth]

Hang myself... Maybe bang my sister first. It isn't really me right?

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What the fuck is this thread

 

[Gernau Morat Gurgeh]

Read a book

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Come on, lets not delve in to the realms of the ridiculous here

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Real answer is probably give money to myself from his body. Then when we switch back I'm Rich. I'd also still bang my sister though.

 

[Radiophonic]

Do everything possible to torpedo my family and myself, then finish up by getting "DICKHEAD" tattooed on my forehead.

 

[Doggg]

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lol

 

[LiK]

Donate all my money to charity.

 

[Berordn]

Transfer enough of his money to accounts I can withdraw from later to live a comfortable life.

Donate the rest to charity.

Maybe make some vague Twitter statements about how everything against daddy is true and let him deal with the fallout on Monday.

 

[MasterYoshi]

Cut off my own dick

 

[ZhugeEX]

Please don't create disturbing threads like this.