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New White House News Conference with Trump on Corona at 3 PM today. Update: National Emergency to be announced.

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Stinkles

Stinkles

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Oct 25, 2017
20,459
This is surreal.

1. It will just go away like a miracle!
2. This website flow chart will save your life!
3. Let's shake hands with everyone live on TV!
3. Everyone gather at these big box and retail stores to get tested and go shopping during an emergency!
4. We're subsidizing the oil industry and pretending it's related to CoronaVirus and not the price war between my two blackmailers.
5. VP stands for Vice President, who knew!?


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Edit. It's Friday 13th. Of course it is.
 
Lexad

Lexad

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Nov 4, 2017
3,044
Bringing these CEOs out was probably the smartest thing he has done in this press conference.
 
Lulu

Lulu

Saw the truth behind the copied door
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Oct 25, 2017
26,680
someday, somewhere, maybe, sometime, it might happen again... probably
 

onadesertedisland

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Oct 27, 2017
10,660
This is offensive. This was supposed to be an address by our government to say shit will be taken care of. It turned into commercials for fucking shitbirds.
 
thewienke

thewienke

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Oct 25, 2017
15,936
I know we're all hating but this is actually probably pretty calming to have all these businesses stand up and say that they're helping to coordinate all this.

Our medical system is held hostage by corporations so it is what it is.
 
NihonTiger

NihonTiger

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Oct 25, 2017
10,512
Steel said:
Other countries have been doing this for a while. And New York just set up some drive-through testing.
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Colorado, California and Washington state as well. The initial Colorado site in Denver got overloaded yesterday and the snow closed it today, sadly. But they're setting up a second one in Aspen.
 
Hasseigaku

Hasseigaku

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Oct 30, 2017
3,538
Fiction can never ever recreate reality when it's this fucking weird.

Like if someone said that the American government would call up a Walmart exec during a pandemic, any editor worth anything would be like "This is a little on the nose."
 
Euron

Euron

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Oct 27, 2017
2,772
Trump's really going to infect all these CEO's with the Coronavirus isn't he. It's like a cartoon.
 
PMS341

PMS341

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt-account
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Oct 29, 2017
6,634
Honestly this entire exchange should be the absolute best case for Medicare For All than pretty much anything else prior.
 
Billfisto

Billfisto

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Oct 30, 2017
14,929
Canada
God, I hate his "paying attention" face.

Just rocking on his heels, swaying his prodigious belly back and forth, cocking his head slightly, but still looking totally uncomprehending.

Or, in this case, he keeps glancing at his paper because he seems to immediately forget what he's supposed to talk about.
 
Everybody Lies

Everybody Lies

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Oct 28, 2017
6,208
What the fuck am I watching? Is this supposed to be informative or a commercial? It's like an award show in which no one wins an award but they thank everyone once they get the microphone.
 
Dyle

Dyle

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Oct 25, 2017
29,915
This market manipulation bullshit is ridiculous. The only reason they brought these companies here was to give the markets something to rally for at the end of the day to hide the failures of the last two weeks. Fuck all of these people
 
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