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Wackamole

Member
Oct 27, 2017
16,942
Well my dude, perhaps don't rely on being the Nirvana baby to hook up with hot chicks. And if they find out you're not loaded, perhaps find less shitty people to hang out with?

It's cool to have a change of heart, but perhaps don't sue Nirvana for child pornography, one of the grossest, vilest things there is?

And perhaps you're still on the cover of the album, because it released thirty years ago?

Edit: this is obviously not directed at Wackamole, but the sueing baby guy, something went wrong replying.
Haha, don't worry.
And i agree. I don't think he did himself any favors here.
 

BriGuy

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
4,275
Art imitating the fuck out of life over here. But tbh I can see how having your baby dick shown to literal hundreds of millions of people could cause some significant issues. Didn't one of the kids on the cover of Houses of the Holy have issues too? His statements make it obvious that it's just a cynical cash grab, though. And his comparison to CP is gross and diminishes the victims of actual sexual exploitation.
The weird thing is, if you didn't go around claiming credit for it, absolutely no one would know or care who said baby was. Babies are like as generic as humans get. If you put my baby photo among 10 contemporary baby photos, I wouldn't be able to pick myself out.
 

Idde

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,674
Haha, don't worry.
And i agree. I don't think he did himself any favors here.

Just covering my bases, who knows what you might get sued for nowadays :p

And totally. This doesn't exactly make him seem like a great guy. As others pointed out, guess Nirvana had a great deal of foresight when they put him on the cover.
 

Vilam

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,055
Good for him. I'm not going to call it child pornography, but I find nudes of infants a gross invasion of their privacy and consent.
 

Extra Sauce

Member
Oct 27, 2017
5,926
he definitely should get something, it's one of the most iconic albums of all time and he never got paid for it ($200 given to his parents decades ago probably doesn't count).
 
Oct 25, 2017
3,122
I think its okay to want some quick cash off of being part of legendary art but thats wack as FUCK to label a naked baby as "child porn". I have no idea if he's being sincere there but regardless sexualizing the human body to the point that a baby is "sexy" is insane
 

itsgreen

Banned
Oct 30, 2017
768
he definitely should get something, it's one of the most iconic albums of all time and he never got paid for it ($200 given to his parents decades ago probably doesn't count).

It does.

Also if he has any negative side effects, he's the one to blame, nobody can tell it's him from the cover.

Also want to state, that he clearly still is a baby.
 

Deleted member 9305

Oct 26, 2017
4,064
That hash is going into Apple's scanner any second now ;)
 

The Albatross

Member
Oct 25, 2017
39,052
If he should be suing anybody it's his parents, but just based on the facts here someone thinks they can make a buck out of this by suing the members of the band.

It also doesn't qualify as child sexual abuse media / child porn. It's not prurient, and naked children have appeared in art, photos and otherwise, for centuries in a similar way.
 

The Climaxan

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,980
NC-USA
Hey, wait, I got a new complaint


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TaterTots

Member
Oct 27, 2017
12,969
I don't blame them. I'd probably be uncomfortable with a photo of my child dong out there for everyone to see. I don't know if I would call it pornography, but there is probably some sort of legal ground somewhere.

Even if he previously said he is ok with it, it doesn't sound like he was ever compensated.
 

astro

Member
Oct 25, 2017
56,988
This is really low. Not only has the guy seemingly been alright with this for years, recreating the photograph and never once speaking negatively about it (to my knowledge) and has even used it for positive attention for himself, but the accusation is for one of the most vile things a person can do.

This sounds completely implausible as a case due to it being art, I wonder if he's banking on the fact the act being accused is so vile that they'll reach a quick settlement to make it go away?

Sounds really shitty to me.
 

klastical

Member
Oct 29, 2017
4,712
Wouldn't he also have to sue his parents for giving consent for this photo to be taken and then allowing it to be sold and marketed. What about the photographer who took the photo? This is all sorts of messy.
 

JimNastics

Member
Jan 11, 2018
1,383
he definitely should get something, it's one of the most iconic albums of all time and he never got paid for it ($200 given to his parents decades ago probably doesn't count).

Don't be ridiculous.... you think at the time Nirvana, their management or label had any idea what was going to happen with that album? The first print run was something ridiculous like 10,000 copies. If the parents had signed some contract entitling them to future percentage of royalites then great, but they didn't.
 

Catdaddy

Member
Oct 27, 2017
1,963
TN
brb...gonna sue my parents for that naked bath picture they took when I was 6 mo old...

If it makes it to court should be interesting to know why he's not okay with it now... sounds like a cash grab...
 

Polk

Avenger
Oct 26, 2017
4,246
Imagine his implication that everyone who bought album bought child pornography.
 

Deleted member 7148

Oct 25, 2017
6,827
This will probably just be settled out of court I would think. Dave Grohl will probably throw some money at him to shut him up and move on. I'm sure that's what this dude is banking on.
 

Musubi

Unshakable Resolve - Prophet of Truth
Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,619
This photo was just a prophecy. Chase that money!
 

EYEL1NER

Member
Oct 26, 2017
3,786
I hope no one settles because I don't want to see this guy earn a dime from this lawsuit. What a disgusting claim, that he essentially admits he made because he's upset that Dave and Krist don't wanna party with him and because he couldn't leverage the picture into enough fame to pick up chicks from it.
 

Grym

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,974
As others have said, this is the entire point of the cover. Capitalism has taught him to chase the cash at all costs
 

Ravensmash

Member
Oct 25, 2017
8,797
Ah, so it was ok when he was 20 and girls were easily impressed, but now that he's 30 and women are looking for stability it's not.

Yeah, I thought that was an incredibly odd answer.

Maybe he is a bit embarrassed about it now. Fine!

But it sounds like he's been happy to use it as a bit of a brag - also fine - but is unhappy that this alone hasn't been enough...
 

C.Mongler

The Fallen
Oct 27, 2017
3,881
Washington, DC
Idk, there's maybe something to the bit about his parents allegedly having no clue what the photo was going to be used for when it was taken (assuming they didn't sign some blanket agreement allowing the photographer to do whatever with the picture when they accepted the $200, which, I would imagine they probably did).

But the way the lawyer describes the Nevermind cover as some perverted, horny thing is uh, dumb? It's a candid, floating, naked baby. If that particular photo is eliciting a sexual response akin to pornography, that kind of says more about the viewer's perversions than Nirvana's. I mean even Kurt seemed to have felt that way:
Cobain insisted, allegedly saying that the only alteration he would consider making was covering the infant's penis with a sticker that would read: "If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile.

It doesn't seem like a particularly strong case, especially at the angle they're going at. His comments around this seems to imply he's more uncomfortable with the fact that he hasn't gotten a payday being the Nevermind baby, not that he was exploited and abused by being the Nevermind baby. Which is fine, sure, but it's certainly different from alleging the creation and distribution of child pornography. It doesn't help that the guy's been willingly doing remake shoots for most of his life and even got a 'Nevermind' chest tattoo either methinks.
 
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Grym

Member
Oct 27, 2017
3,974
Don't let irony get in the way from getting paid.

Everyone else that contributed to the album got paid.

He's been milking that photo for years, using reshoots to try to increase his celebrity among fans, doing anniversary editions of the shoot, etc. Maybe it is just me but I don't think he was a massive contributor to the legacy of the album by being a random kid on the cover image. Did his parents not sign an agreement and/or not get paid for the photoshoot?
 

giapel

Member
Oct 28, 2017
4,600
Some lawyers are complete scum, smelling quick buck left and right.
Just settle out of court and change the cover to something else. The success of this legendary album has nothing to do with this brat. He's not "part" of it.
 

lunarworks

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,180
Toronto
He's been milking that photo for years, using reshoots to try to increase his celebrity among fans, doing anniversary editions of the shoot, etc. Maybe it is just me but I don't think he was a massive contributor to the legacy of the album by being a random kid on the cover image. Did his parents not sign an agreement and/or not get paid for the photoshoot?
Nobody would even know it was him if he didn't come out yelling "Hey everybody, it's ME!"