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My wife just told me I'd be cuter if I died and gave her skittles
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skit·tle
/ˈskidl/
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noun
- 1.
a game played, chiefly in Britain, with wooden pins, typically nine in number, set up at the end of an alley to be bowled down with a wooden ball or disk.
One time my SO rolled over in their sleep and with the full force of their rotating body punched my square across the jaw and stated loudly and clearly the words "Alec Baldwin." It was a powerful punch. I tasted blood.
They do not recall this incident.
They do not recall this incident.
I don't have personal experience with being dead, but I'd imagine it's a lot easier for a living person to give someone Skittles than a dead person
Well, it's out in the open. You'll have to figure out where to go from here in your relationship.
write a living will where you convert all your assets into skittles and then fake your own death
see what happens
post an update
see what happens
post an update
Consider eating ass. Not necessarily her ass, and not necessarily to fix this problem you have, but in general
My wife is the nicest person I've ever met, but she's punched me multiple times in her sleep.
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Maybe OP has a collection on vintage/ rare Skittles that their wife assumes would be left to her?
