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My son (6) requested an Untitled Goose Game themed birthday party. Ideas?

ElectricBlanketFire

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Our oldest two kids, 6 and 3, are OBSESSED with Untitled Goose Game. For the past couple of years, our 6-year-old requested a Mario-themed party, but this year he asked for Untitled Goose Game themed.

So...there's a couple of things we can do like have food from the picnic (sandwiches, apples, carrots, etc...), but what can we serve or do other than play games where you're just acting like an asshole?

Thanks!

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Masoyama

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Just rent out a dozen geese and let them loose. Whats the worst that can happen?
 
Lite_Agent

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Easy. Just get yourselves a bunch of live geese. Set them free during the party. Hilarity ensues. Might need to have party participants sign some legal papers beforehand, though.
 
Avengers23

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Have a cake out for him on a table and then throw it in the lake before he has a chance to blow the candles on the cake out.

And then honk at him until he cries and hides somewhere.
 
Symphony

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I'd probably get some kazoos so they can "honk" as much as they like. You might be able to get some fake duck beaks that also make the same noise.
 
JeffGubb

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There is probably a bird sanctuary near you. But honestly, just get this duck bill and have the kids take turns putting it on and wrecking a fun little town that you set up in the back yard.

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Squirrel09

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Take them to a park and bring a bunch of props, give them a paper with tasks. They are the goose.
 
Aleh

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You have three options.

- Be the goose
- Let your kid be the goose
- Get a real goose
 
Mesoian

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Have the party at a farm.

Be prepared to explain to him that Geese are terrible.
 
NoKisum

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Is there such thing as an airhorn that makes goose sounds? If so, get that. Interrupt the kid with the horn every time he says something at the party.
 
HStallion

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Take him to the nearest park or pond that geese hang out at then cover the kids in bread crumbs and run.
 
Siggy-P

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If you want to give them the proper "Cheeky Goose on the loose" experience you steal some Geese, lock em up in tight cages, starve them for a week then release them into the kids party just as food is being served without telling them in advance.

Teach them the harsh cold reality of what a Goose really is when it comes down to its most basic animal instincts.
 
FinKL

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JEFFREY GRUBB said:
There is probably a bird sanctuary near you. But honestly, just get this duck bill and have the kids take turns putting it on and wrecking a fun little town that you set up in the back yard.

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The most sensible, reasonable, and realistic option. I was gonna echo everyone above and just rent some live Geese but honestly thats gonna be a disaster
 
LinkStrikesBack

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Variation of duck duck goose? Call it Honk honk goose or something and just have them make a honk noise instead of saying duck.



... Foie gras?
 
sredgrin

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Have the presents set up somewhere and to open them he (or the kid that brought it) has to sneak it away from that table to the dining room table (or w/e you open gifts) while you "guard" it. Have something that can "honk" (or tell the kids to) so other kids can like "distract" you to look away from the presents.
 
xxracerxx

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It will be annoying and the other parents will hate you for it, but noise makers that make you sound like a goose.
 
Goldenroad

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Dress as a goose and throw all his shit in a pond.
 
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ElectricBlanketFire

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Symphony said:
I'd probably get some kazoos so they can "honk" as much as they like. You might be able to get some fake duck beaks that also make the same noise.
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Squirrel09 said:
Take them to a park and bring a bunch of props, give them a paper with tasks. They are the goose.
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These are good ideas!

Fintendo said:
Nice try OP, it is not the son that wants the goose party, secretly it's you ;)
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I'm not complaining about it that's for sure.

The best part is aside from my wife and kids, nobody is going to know what the hell is going on.
 
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